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  1. When speaking to a class at A&M a couple years ago the professor who requested my visit gave me some good natured ribbing about being a UT grad with 3 UT grad children. My comeback was to tell the students how "happy I was to be on the A&M campus today" and go on to say "the last time I was surrounded by this many Aggies the scoreboard read 27-25". They laughed....because they had to.
    17 points
  2. Oh boy. He is admonishing guys who were talking shit about Texas in the summer at camps who are now asking him and others to let them into the text string and who they should be talking to on the Texas staff.
    17 points
  3. I'm pretty sure that's nowhere near the first 16-year-old girl he's gone after, Mooch.
    15 points
  4. Ringo's mom has started following a lot of Texas related accounts on Twitter.
    15 points
  5. Glad somebody speaks Jive on this plane
    15 points
  6. I'm being told Evans tried to get back into the group chats but JQJ told him were good with Bijan so that caused the "ready to commit" tweet from Evans. Now everybody's laughing bc it's well known Evans is only committing after having his backup option pulled out from under him. And also we're getting Ringo. Or so I've been told. By sources.
    14 points
  7. Let me explain it to the laymen Aggy misery is one of Longhorn fans favorite past times and/or drugs of choice. We will always been talking about them and mocking them...forever, or until they close that dork filled diploma mill. They are an embarrassment to the state of Texas. There will be a thread discussing their stupidity forever. However, unlike stupid Aggy fans, we do not need a thread for every myopic thought that pops up into one’s head. You’re not special. This board is not a open forum for mentally challenged fuckery. There is a thread for aggy bullshit. There is even a thread for their 2019 season. Use it
    14 points
  8. Oh yeah that reminds of this gif I made awhile back but then other people made some better ones and the volleyball gif market got saturated and I kind of forgot to post it by the time Eaton announced
    13 points
  9. They had better luck when they split the $75 million between the players.
    13 points
  10. How many fucking aggy threads do we need?
    12 points
  11. The correct troll would be to make it 2725 seats fewer.
    11 points
  12. Don't care fuckface. We want the whistleblower report.
    10 points
  13. I stand corrected. You are correct. I was under the impression the Hall of Fame was part of the SEZ project. I was misinformed. The lack of attention of a North Endzone upgrade during the South Endzone project lead me to believe the South Endzone was where things were happening. Mea culpa. Beat me up. Stone me to death. Do with me as you see fit. I was lead to believe the SEZ was one, cohesive project that was going to be a showcase. I didn't realize the Hall of Fame was a parenthetical, and not part of the showcase.
    10 points
  14. “Dbeasy is dynamite in the sack.” @GRHornMom.
    10 points
  15. If you are upset one way or the other, or anxious for something to start, sit back, turn on your TV to that commie PBS at 7pm, and watch the Country Music documentary. Tonight is covering '73 - '83, with a big emphasis on Austin/Texas/Waylon/Willie/Towns van Zandt/etc. with some Dolly Parton and George Jones thrown in.
    9 points
  16. I thought their AD said that their schedule was full up and they couldn;t play us?
    9 points
  17. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're never invited to any parties. Listen dude, for a guy who rails about the intellectual honesty or flat out honesty in general of another sect of people, don't you think floating a bunch of obvious bullshit about UT specifically was going to maybe get noticed on a UT message board by UT people? You threw out a ton of obvious lies. Just own it, or say you made a mistake. It's not that hard.
    9 points
  18. 9 points
  19. This is the perfect post to summarize why our country is broken. Seriously, I wouldn’t change a word. Bills not being passed? Blame Democrats. No compromise? Blame Democrats. Too much pork? Blame Democrats. Any mention of Republicans controlling the entire government for 2 years? Of course not. When only one party is expected to act like adults, this is the reaction. And nobody is calling you names for being conservative. They’re calling you names for being disingenuous and/or a dumbass. It’s a shame that all three are synonyms these days.
    8 points
  20. Sup leon? U stupid fuckin quitter. Talked all that shit and ended up just a big ol pussy. Wake up! U Fuckin aggy loser
    8 points
  21. could you.... maybe.... stop posting that for a while. let us idiots feel at least a moment of justice?
    8 points
  22. I can forgive abstaining or a protest vote in the 2016 election. Trump pulled of an inside straight on the river in regards to the electoral college. But after what he’s done and done to this country for the last three years if you don’t vote blue no matter who in 2020, you’re just as complicit as those who vote for Trump. Period. Your fucking precious feelings about corporate or establishment democrats can go fuck themselves. You don’t get to be coy with this go round. You don’t let to get perfect be the enemy of good. Nut up or shut up.
    8 points
  23. The social media tracking war room deal is super impressive. I also found this little gem on the wall very entertaining.
    8 points
  24. Amber Alert: Super Horny Tonight : Dallas residents advised to lock your doors
    8 points
  25. The SEZ project and the Hall of Fame are completely unrelated. The Hall of Fame is currently constructed, complete, and in existence and replaced no seating...in the NEZ. It replaced empty space and food court vendors. The SEZ is currently nothing but dirt and construction equipment and will be ready in 2021. Seating in SEZ and stadium capacity is not, and his not ever been related to the Hall of Fame currently open to the public in the NEZ. For those of you who apparently didn’t know it even existed yet, or it’s location, you should check it out. Its fucking amazing and you could easily spend half a day there exploring.
    8 points
  26. I guess I’m not surprised that Rosie O’Donnell plays OL.
    8 points
  27. Hey your anti-American piece of shit, none of us believe impeachment will result in his removal from office. It’s the fucking principal of the matter. Trump doesn’t do anything for his constituents, he doesn’t do anything for America, and he doesn’t believe in anything this country stands for. Anybody in a position of power who stands by silently is a disgrace to everything we all believe in. TLDR/ go fuck your own face. If you were actually born in this country, go fuck your fathers face and make sure he doesn’t breed another piece of shit like you.
    7 points
  28. Holy shit, the Dems don’t have to votes to pull this off in the Senate?!?!?! Has anyone told Nancy? We gotta let her know before it’s too late!
    7 points
  29. Apropos of all the bass talk a few pages back, I stopped by to see this dude today.
    7 points
  30. Herman has shown that he's pretty soft on injured players, hence all of the games missed. We need to get Moorer back and reopen the Pit for all these hurt pussies. Just digging ditches and filling them back up Cool Hand Luke style. I bet Sterns would be out on the field for OU if Herman makes him eat 50 hard boiled eggs.
    7 points
  31. reminder for those who forgot:
    7 points
  32. The last think Smax and his ilk want is any kind of ethics bill to get through Congress. Anything goes with these people, because they are fundamentally selfish, unAmerican shitheels who serve no higher interest than their own. The sooner they die off, the better, but unfortunately, they breed and spread their toxicity to the innocent and unwitting. The idea that any of these assholes like Smax would ever, EVER support anything that promotes fairness, equality or individual freedoms is fucking laughable. A Civil War cannot come soon enough.
    7 points
  33. Aftermath of another season (trucker hat did not make the photo)
    7 points
  34. For those wanting to share the gif off twitter:
    7 points
  35. There are 3 very good teams at the top of the conference: Alabama, LSU and Georgia. There is one good team below that group – Auburn. The jury is still very much out on Florida. Sure they are highly ranked and undefeated but they’ve played no one of consequence. Their best win was over Miami. Based on the ‘canes other games, Gata is a lot better than Bethune-Cookman and comparable to UNC (in football anyway). The situation with aggy has some parallels to Florida. Loss to Clemson says they’re nowhere near the top tier. Wins over Texas State and Lamar indicate they are well above rock bottom. Unlike UF, aggy has played a good team (Auburn) and lost in rather humiliating fashion. They shouldn’t be ranked and probably won’t be once the polls are in for this week. Historically aggy is the definition of mediocre and there is reason to believe this year will be more of the same. What sits (mostly) below aggy is just dog crap. 4 of those teams have shown themselves to be on the level of FCS / G5 by losing to teams of that description. And only Mizzou @ Wyoming could be classified as a true road game. Tennessee losing to Georgia State and Arkansas to San Jose State, the worst team in the Mountain West are both going to leave a mark. After those dregs, there are 3 other SEC teams that already have losses to lower-tier teams from other P5 conferences. Not only did Vandy lose to Purdue, they handed the Boilermakers their only win this season. South Carolina of course suffered defeat at the hands of Mack Brown and the Orange Slice Boogaloo. That is looking even less impressive now since the ‘cocks couldn’t match the obvious institutional advantages of Wake and Appalachian State. Those who watched KSU beat Mississippi State saw the Wildcats seriously outplay their opponent but kept them in the game with butterfingers. While Ole Miss was already part of the non-P5 loss crowd, we need to add the Cal loss to the ledger. While Kentucky hasn’t added to the list of embarrassing non-conference losses yet, don’t give up on them. They close their season with Louisville so they still have a shot to contribute. At least half the teams in the SEC would be near the bottom of any P5 conference and have proven it on the field. 4 of those 7 teams have gone down to G5-FCS level opponents – multiple times in the case of Tennessee. Kentucky also looks really bad but their schedule was weak enough that they were able to pull out wins over Eastern Michigan and Toledo. They SEC is not a strong conference. They have a few strong teams sitting on top of a huge, steaming pile of manure that composes the majority of the conference. No one with a brain will argue against the strength of the top 3 in conference this year. But the image of the conference being strong is highly misleading and mostly false. Even a mediocre aggy team is virtually guaranteed a bowl every year with 3 pathetic non-conference scrubs, Arkansas, Ole Miss, South Carolina and MSU on the schedule every year. The top of the SEC is formidable but to make the case for the conference as a whole, ESPN and others have to hide a whole bunch of weak to horribad teams. From the front it looks really scary. The rest of it, not so much.
    6 points
  36. That's chilling. My pride and ego will kill me. Best down and dirty explanation I've ever heard of the 1st step - "My brain would have killed my body long ago, except it needed it for transportation." @hundredTT any updates? This past weekend was daddy/daughter weekend for the sororities at Mizzou. I spent Friday night and all Saturday afternoon in college bars with my daughter and her friends and their dads, then Sunday on the Golf Course. Had a bunch of people push alcohol my way but I enjoyed my club soda (no mishaps!!) and calmly explained that I appreciate the gesture, but I'm one of those recovered alcoholics. And I had more fun than anyone at the Piano bar, singing and dancing. I called my daughter on Monday and the first words out of her mouth were "Dad, I'm so glad you don't drink!!!" - seems as though some of the other dad's embarrassed their daughters. I know of one dad that passed out at a bar, another that got thrown out of the bar for fighting with the bartender. I watched my precious snowflake drink like a normal average temperate drinker. I'm so glad she doesn't drink like I did when I was in college. I've explained the phenomenon of craving to her and it's funny when she tries to identify friends that seem likely to have that particular reaction to alcohol. I'm extremely grateful that my daughter does not have to explain to her friends that her daddy died in a wreck, or went to prison, or died from organ failure. . .
    6 points
  37. probably a typo anyway. likely "MCCONNELL has hotcarled the resolution calling for release of the whistleblower report."
    6 points
  38. You need to commit to buying us all a round of scotch at an Austin bar of our choosing should he actually be impeached, just as penance for constantly subjecting us to your cocksure apocalyptic testimony over the past couple of years. I will commit to buying you a scotch should he not be impeached. Limit $20, I'm not metaphorically flying your ass to Edinburgh.
    6 points
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