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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/01/21 in all areas

  1. I went and reviewed his rep history and was not surprised to see the majority of his rep pumping came from 3 culprits who just repped his ass over and over and over - @texifornia @Burt Macklin and @SydneyCarton. Christ. I did leave you, and I'd like to promise that I'd never do it again, but as soon as I find a better class of losers than you asshats, I'm throwing a smoke bomb and disappearing. The search continues.
    27 points
  2. She should have named him Palo Alto Uke then.
    24 points
  3. Don’t have screenshots or the exact post but supposedly Howell said he doesn’t think it’s A&M and then Liucci made some comment about Bo Davis being a dirty recruiter.
    20 points
  4. He's a piece of shit that you idiots pumped with rep while some of us were off doing other shit. How did the Shemar Turner signing work out? You guys got thirsty and did stupid shit. Don't revise it now and equivocate for this clown. He knows dick and he's a bandwidth drain.
    18 points
  5. Sark could be a sobriety mentor to 95% of Surly if he beat OU and managed not to lose to TCU and Iowa State.
    15 points
  6. Some poster on IT According to a pre-trial diversion agreement that Ibraheem signed last Friday, he'll have to report to his court every 30 days for a period of between 60 and 120 days, commit no new offenses in that time, submit to drug screening if necessary, and pay a pair of fines. And upon completion of the terms of the agreement the DA's office will dismiss the case against him and he will immediately be eligible for an expunction of that charge. Basically what I expected would happen given that by all accounts he's never been a troublemaker, and given that the judge of the court his case was assigned to has a stated commitment to helping young, first-time offenders have their arrest records cleared upon meeting the conditions of pre-trial diversion agreements
    15 points
  7. Was 30 minutes late seeing your message, but got Mrs Brat a spot tomorrow morning. By the time I started looking for a time for me, Tuesday was all taken. But got a spot for next Monday. Thanks so much. This is a huge relief for both of us! will send boob pics (j/k)
    11 points
  8. Buncha pussies around here. We're going to beat the shit out of Louisiana.
    11 points
  9. Doc: I've got some bad news. It looks like you'll probably not live more than 10 Patient: 10 what? Doc: 9
    11 points
  10. Bobby Burton Just 48 hours before national signing day, the Longhorns are hoping to add five players to a class that already includes 18 high school prospects and three college transfers. The players : RB LJ Johnson - Cy Fair WR Keithron Lee - Bryan Rudder OL Austin Uke - Dallas Parish Episcopal DL David Abiara - Mansfield Legacy CB Ishmael Ibraheem - Dallas Kimball ** Justin Wells reported late last night that Ishmael Ibraheem, one of the state’s best corner prospects, was now expected to sign his letter of intent on Wednesday. That decision bolsters a Texas secondary class in serious need at cornerback. The only other corner in the class is Jamier Johnson from California, who many actually peg as more of a safety in new defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski’s scheme. At 6-1, 175 pounds, Ibraheem is a long-armed corner who is just beginning to tap into enormous potential. If he works hard in Austin, it’s difficult for me to see him not eventually becoming a starter for the Horns. ** The LJ Johnson recruitment saga will likely end on Wednesday. Johnson is expected to choose either Texas or Texas A&M. Rumors had Johnson secretly visiting Austin yesterday. Interestingly, Johnson could have already enrolled at any either school but has chosen not to. So the question now becomes, for whichever school he selects, will he enter immediately or will he wait until summer to enroll? Given the lack of quality numbers for the Longhorns at running back, Texas would clearly hope he joins the team immediately and participated in spring ball. ** Texas’ recruitment of offensive linemen for the 2021 class was an embarrassment. No other position struck out on so many of its top targets so often. It was truly ugly to watch transpire. So Austin Uke, a likely tackle, would add a key component to the class. But the Horns have their work cut out for them yet again. Stanford, among others, is also in pursuit and has built a longer relationship with him. Texas is not out of the race, but the Horns are definitely fighting to the end. Steve Sarkisian making quick contact with Uke’s private line coach Donald Hawkins (a former Horn) helped matters. So has new line coach Kyle Flood’s pedigree and recruiting. But will it be enough? ** While the previous Texas staff came up short in many ways, I always felt like the Horns player personnel department did a fine job of identifying players later in the process. Keithron Lee is a perfect example of that. Lee, who is already committed to Texas but postponed his signing because of the uncertainty surrounding the coaching situation in December, is set to ink with the Horns Wednesday morning. He is a twitchy, long-armed, fluid athlete. The Horns recruited him to play receiver, but he’s the type who could easily play on either side of the ball if he so desired. Lee may not receive the fanfare of other big-name recruits on Wednesday, but I feel like the Texas personnel staff really found something in Lee. ** David Abiara, the 6-4, 248-pound defensive end from Mansfield Legacy, initially committed to Notre Dame. Texas finished second in that recruitment. However, Abiara was said to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and had some legal issues. That pushed Notre Dame out of the picture. However, with those issues now resolved, Abiara has been in close contact with Texas and new DL coach Bo Davis since Davis’ very first day on the job. It would be a surprise if Abiara opted for another program than Texas on Wednesday. And that’s a good thing for the Horns. Texas wants Abiara in a big way and he certainly adds another impressive, young DL for Texas. Interestingly, if Texas had not re-entered the picture for Abiara, he likely would have ended up at Washington, where Kwiatkowski would have been happy to have him. But now it’s more likely the two unite in Austin instead of Seattle. ** One final note: With almost an entirely new staff in place, do not be surprised if a new prospect emerges or is even signed on Wednesday. These new coaches could easily circle back to a prospect they liked at their previous school. There have already been a few names surface, like a running back from the Southeast.
    11 points
  11. [plaintive violin][slowly panning camera] My Dearest Lorelei, Today I wished the Libtard Philosophers had been right with their ancient claim of Global Warming, and indeed I should have praised their sagacity, had it rid us of this inch of snow that dusted the battlefield as some of us slept, others kept watch, and a few poor boys stifled their moans. And yet I welcome the snow, as it helps dim the memory of yesterday's horrors that I hesitate to pen, were they to somehow disturb the sleep of our own little Hezekiah, Ruth, and Bibbie. Intermingled in the white powder, as if aslumber, one sees former foemen forever at peace, only their garb giving away what transitory allegiances they held dear in life-- here, a fine silk tie still perfectly knotted, there, a red cap still rakishly askew. In a happier time one might have known either soul as a friend, he in the tie humble-boasting about petty tribulations at the firm, the red-capped fellow explaining why the warranty did not cover a part. Only a year before they might have chanted "Lock Her Up!" Now they lie silent. Pray for us all, my darling, and let us look forward to happier times. I hear the hired Mexicans approaching from the rear, and shall go lead them to where we must dig the new entrenchments. With tenderness, Your Earl Wayne [/violin][/camera]
    11 points
  12. Bet on ATM with Bear. The Texas staff getting going has the bags fired up like nothing since the Sherrill/Slocum days of yore. The irony of Liucci bitching about Texas doing anything with money when they’re straight up buying a guy is bitterly comical.
    10 points
  13. Ask Dylan Wright or Demas. Ironic since Jimbo just seems like he collects good receivers to put them in a case for viewing.
    10 points
  14. Imagine being an adult male frequently using the word "beta" and thinking that it says more about the intended target than it does about you.
    10 points
  15. because self proclaimed conservatives are as fake as self proclaimed christians.
    9 points
  16. Dude we've been talked about both staffs getting fed up with him for weeeeeks
    9 points
  17. All he is now is Dustin the wind
    9 points
  18. Yet another year and the number of RBs that we didn’t even bother recruiting, guys that would’ve committed, that are far superior to that fucking OOS spare is fucking the infinite set. To be fair he’s tiny-framed but counters being undersized by being slower than our DEs. Drayton’d once again. What a worthless piece of shit.
    9 points
  19. Luka gets crowdsourced last night and hornfromdallas returns this morning from a 3 week break this morning
    9 points
  20. I just have this image in my head of RD talking to CDC.
    9 points
  21. If Banks and Davis are involved, there is a non zero chance bags are involved. And to that I say, it’s about fucking time.
    9 points
  22. FYI - when a woman hears a man use the word “beta” we automatically know - -small dick -intimidated by other men -low IQ -anger issues -small dick -low self esteem -asshole personality -small dick
    9 points
  23. Republicans think George Will talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
    8 points
  24. This makes very troubling some of the stuff said about CTJ's daughter.
    8 points
  25. You've been Inception'd. Carl has been a CTJ sock from jump street. Wrap your head around that, folks.
    8 points
  26. Fucking Stanford and their fake ass academic superiority. Hardest thing about that school is getting in. Once you're in, its fucking fantasy land. Entitled buulshit fucktards, every single one of them. Plus their campus looks like Taco Bell so fuck them about that too
    8 points
  27. I am all for people who want to secede, being allowed to individually secede. I have a three-strikes plan. Strike 1 (your ass yammering about seceding): Congratulations. You're out. You now have all the rights and privileges of a Green Card holder, because, who knows, maybe you were drunk and your dog had just died and it made you say some stupid shit. Maybe you eventually regain citizenship. Honestly, not my problem. Strike 2 (you kept pulling a dotjenna) OK, now you're a tourist. You can no longer work here, You can stay in the US as long as you revisit your homeland (an abandoned Kmart repurposed for your use, bunkbeds and cafeteria included) once every few weeks, whenever we feel like it. Strike 3 (you just really didn't know when to stop) A'ight, now you are an illegal. Hope you don't have a busted signal light on your car. Prepare for immediate deportation whenever apprehended (Hell NO you don't get a Mexican vacation, it's Homeland Kmart for you) so maybe you better quit your bitchin and wash them dishes.
    7 points
  28. Willow keeping an eye on my son fishing the Deschutes river.
    7 points
  29. He looked talented on Last Chance U but I'm pretty sure he's out of eligibility.
    7 points
  30. I tried coming up with the perfect Texas Democrat campaign ad: (Ranch scene, white man in Carhartt jacket, wranglers, boots, and cowboy hat holds a Remington 870.) "Hi, I'm Blanco McGomez, and I'm running to be your Senator. Pull!" (Kisses cross on rosary hanging from his neck, then takes skeet shot, drops 2 clays with one shot. Picks up piece of bacon off skillet on campfire, takes a bite.) "I think it's about dang time people starting taking care of themselves...and each other." (Hands shotgun to Mexican-American ranch hand, kindly gives directions to hand in fluent Spanish.) "We need lower taxes on the middle class and for everybody to pay their fair share. We need to make sure folks can go to the doctor when they need to without going belly up. We need our kiddos to be in good schools so they can grow up and help fix this messed up werld. We need to make sure folks ain't being put in jail for no good reason. Mostly, we need werkin people to be able ta make a good livin, provide for their family, and for the dang ol' gubment to stay out of their bedrooms, churches, gun safes, and pocketbooks. And if you vote for me, I promise ta look out for Texans, like you." (Pulls 9mm out from boot, shoots rattlesnake. Pan out, show Blanco walking toward his family that includes 3 children with his Mexican-American wife, plus 1 black child and 1 asian child.)
    7 points
  31. Why do I get the feeling that the people who you think are trying to do away with democracy are different than the ones I think are doing so?
    7 points
  32. I think they want to see him. I'd take him right now above all of the in-state guys except Ewers. Fuck it if he hasn't played in years. He's fucking huge and has a gun. If he's got any personality at all, maybe he helps land some other guys out that way. If he turns out to be a beast in college, that will play on the west coast for years.
    7 points
  33. I’ve seen a certain poster’s idea of quality poon and can safely say, thankfully, that Texas doesn’t have an abundance of it.
    7 points
  34. How dare you presume to know my kinks. Respectfully, it's the Doors not the Kinks.
    6 points
  35. 6 points
  36. Is there any greater tell than someone accusing someone else of being a beta? Someone they don’t know and havent ever met? It just screams of an insecurity bubbling right beneath the surface. Because you know what never crosses my fucking mind? That I’m just not enough of a man. It just doesn’t even occur to me to slur someone that way because it’s so far from my concerns. Pussy? Bitch? Coward? Sure. Obvious insults I use regularly. But beta is so new and specific it reeks of projection.
    6 points
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