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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/17/25 in Posts

  1. Nick Saban basically skull fucked the nation, but particularly the SEC, into having to just accept the fact that Alabama was a tough beat because they put guys in the league, and they played the game. It took the greater part of a decade, but it finally got normalized. I look forward to Texas normalizing that shit sooner, rather than later. Wolk seems to get it, and can read the obvious as fuck tea leaves. One more year of exciting draft returns for Texas, and we could be looking at the bullshit, surface level excuses of "Texas only wins recruiting battles because of money" and "Texas doesn't develop players" and "We don't want mercenaries" disappearing off the face of the earth. I cant speak to how Championships will fall in Texas's favor, but I know that eventually, even the dumbest motherfuckers, will have no choice but to accept that Texas is developing talent at a high motherfucking rate and Austin is a great place to play ball if you want a future in the NFL...and money now. I can't wait. Those fucking toothless SEC hayseeds basically incepted themselves to accept the reality that Alabama and Nick Saban were real, and there was an entire cognitive movement around SEC dick-riding by those atavistic waterheads to have to accept that reality without killing themselves. Because at least Alabama was one of them, right? No one views Texas as "one of us," and more importantly, Texas doesn't view the rest of them as peers, either. We're never going to join their little double digit IQ club, and they won't be able to handle it when we're crushing recruiting, getting dudes drafted, and playing for titles. Their brains will explode. It will be the most bitter dick they've ever tasted, and I am fucking HERE for it. And even better, aTm will almost certainly try to keep saying "See I told you so" to those goobers for some semblance of acceptance, and the rest of the SEC is going to reject the fuck out of them too. This is the inevitable end, and we're already seeing the beginnings of it with every single "I hate what the game has become" take on their fucking boards that coincides with whatever lie they're telling themselves currently to get through the day as reality starts to set in. Enjoy the lies you're telling to yourself now, boys, because sunlight is coming and there won't be any dark corner of your dim mind where you'll be able to hide from reality.
    54 points
  2. Bobby: "Thursday" Overview: Texas still leads for Cooper going heading into his decision this Sunday Texas still fucks in recruiting, even in the "rev share" era. So, stop going full Satya. 'Member when we didn't land a five-star over multiple years during the desert wandering era? I 'member... Well, we're about to land three in one week! #enchubbened Mosley and Endries are "even better than expected." Arch about to win the Heisman?
    32 points
  3. Dear Mom and Dad, Hi. Camp Surly is… not what the website promised. The counselors are either drunk, watching reruns of the 2006 Rose Bowl or both. One of them gave a motivational speech with no pants on. I wish I were kidding. The picture I've enclosed is from our daily "Longhorn Pride" hour yesterday. Sundays are the weirdest. They make us sit in this musty old cloak room and watch videos about income disparity, climate guilt, and β€œunlearning binaries.” Then we journal about how we've benefited from white privilege. I just came here to canoe. Instead, they’re making us clean up after last night’s Counselor Appreciation Mixer / Vomitorium. Please come early. Love, Samantha P.S. If my counselor says β€œlate-stage capitalism” one more time, I’m moving into the woods. Alone.
    31 points
  4. Anyone who can’t see that there were failures at every level, from the federal government on down, isn’t worth the energy to argue with. In addition, Mystic will have blood on their hands and I’ll be amazed if it ever exists again…and if anything, all that pride in the history there proves they should have known better. You’re ultimately responsible for hundreds of children and every account I’ve read has painted the picture of individual cabins being lead by teenagers suddenly finding themselves making impossible decisions. Where were the adults? They had their own impossible situations you say? Ok, the whole point in designing, testing and practicing emergency plans is to take the time to think through ahead of time such that those decisions are made adtee careful analysis and can be executed without central coordination. They had an approved plan but it happened too fast? They should have had an adult with a flashlight in communication with relevant info sources, fellow camp administrators, and local authorities. You’re on a river during a huge storm, for fucks sake…with hundreds of children under your care, remember Yes it was unprecedented, no one foresaw the Charybdis-like whirlpool that complicated matters, and I cannot imagine the desperate horrors all the victims suffered…but when you sign up to manage hundreds of children for weeks at a time in a particularly dangerous spot within β€˜flash flood alley’ then at the bare fucking minimum you better have your flood evac plan down cold, with multiple levels of severity. You should be fuckin ashamed of yourself TF. You aren’t, but you should be. My wife seemingly is afflicted with the same memory-influenced fondness from her time there that she doesn’t want to hear my utter disdain for how colossally Mystic fucked up…but this is Surly and I’m allowed to say you’re wrong as fuck, Texas Fight. I didn’t even touch on sirens…the fact people died because their brain was so poisoned by the disinformation machine as to reject free warning systems…you fucking people are too far gone to help, but thanks for attending my TED Talk.
    25 points
  5. Looks like Jeremy Johnson put in a Texas CB for Derrek Cooper. Jeremy Johnson writes for the Georgia On3/Rivals site.
    21 points
  6. He’s mourning the loss of half of his shit.
    20 points
  7. This is good to hear, from Benjamin Wolk (Georgia 247). Props to the guy - he has said the first highlighted portion below, over and over again. Says he's least confident re: Derrek Cooper to Georgia (of upcoming decisions):
    20 points
  8. It has been nearly 4 years since Horns with Heart and the Pancake factory. Hell Banks and Williams are in the NFL already...and they STILL don't understand that every single thing that we did was completely, utterly and entirely legal and above board by the letter of the law and cleared by Texas compliance, NCAA compliance...oh and the mother fucking IRS. It truly is astounding that they think we were acting shady while they were coming off the biggest bag dropping recruiting cycle of all time
    18 points
  9. This is where I was expecting it to go. They’re not going to be able to shut down the collectives and the old, poor bag cheaters can all go and keep getting fucked. All the way. Go fuck yourselves Bama, Georgia, LSU, Auburn, FSU, and the like. Cry more.
    18 points
  10. Probably. I am more than willing to watch Bill Clinton go to prison alongside Donald Trump. That's called basic consistency, for all you Party of Law and Order types.
    16 points
  11. Hilarious he left us out when we are 2x all of those combined.
    16 points
  12. This one is pretty close to a masterpiece...
    15 points
  13. If Texas truly takes over the big, bad SEC, it will be a sight to behold. It’s the only league in sport to give you this type of internet interaction:
    14 points
  14. Haha, he didn’t even try to hold his ground on that
    14 points
  15. When I went from a great big fatass to sub 200 pounds after my fat surgery I can't eat anything bread related. My Pizza now consists of fucking thin cauliflower crust with fake peperoni on it. I would kill everyone in here except for Sydney to eat half a deep dish pizza. Sydney is spared b/c I just learned he's a cat guy, of course.
    14 points
  16. Dick Riding by The Atavistic Waterheads was one of the top punk albums of the early 80’s . I saw them in person at Raul’s, got shanked, but it was worth it.
    14 points
  17. Cross posting this because it seems relevant and because fuck Lincoln Riley: USC is in a world of hurt. 358 million dollars ain't chump change. Maybe we should give Mark Bowman a call? https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/college-football-program-forced-into-painful-358m-cuts/ar-AA1IGtQZ
    14 points
  18. Well let’s see here. There are about 8.1 billion people on the planet. There are about 2,200 players in the NFL that play in any given season. Let me do some quick math:
    12 points
  19. Georgia didn’t win shit for 40 fucking years until Kirby showed up and started dropping bags that made even Saban blush.
    12 points
  20. 1 Never heard of him. Sounds like a cool story. Tell me about this cat. 2 Don't want any riff-raff talking during the film! 3 Brandon, baby, It's a touching, inspirational (bad signs for those seeking entertainment) film about what? Say the word! 4 Cultural shifts and family military. Ok. Still, what are you talking about? 5 The man himself! "Breaking a color tradition" and the military thing again. 6 Nice vocabulary but not exactly illuminating. Sorta get the idea it has something to do with Negroes. We're in the fourth paragaph here. What did this man do? 7 Excellent distinction, corps vs military. Pointed, perhaps? 8 "Reasonable age" vs Aggie Corps. I think we can see why it took 55 years to publish this story, and even now they can only allude to McElroy's race. 9 Ahh! The first concrete achievement! Clearly Aggies see this as key to how they feel about him. He caught a touchdown pass! 10 So, catching the pass was a personal triumph for him (somehow he shares his personal triumph) and others over their experiences. They won! I can see why it was a big deal. Beating #12 LSU made the Aggies (2-0) undefeated with tons of momentum heading into a battle with #1 Ohio State who then shellacked them 56-13. October came early. No more wins all year with a death march at the end losing to Rice and SMU before #1 Texas shellacked them 52-14. The annals do not mention it, but it's commonly believed that the Aggies proclaimed their narrower margin of defeat against Ohio State proved the Buckeyes were better than tu. Texas was awarded the pre-bowl national championship anyway. 11 Powerful examination that resonates and caltalyzes. We must never forget that touchdown against LSU in the magical tradition-breaking win on the football field! Okay, I googled the guy:
    11 points
  21. The camp planning and alumni response has the feeling of aggy and the bonfire tragedy.
    11 points
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    11 points
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    11 points
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    11 points
  25. So…yall know that over 100 people died in Kerr county, not just the 27 people at Mystic, right? Take Mystic out of the mix, because it’s drawing everyone offsides. Over 3X as many people died mostly DOWNSTREAM from Mystic. So, consider the planning/warning (or lack thereof) as to the people downstream, who were within the jurisdiction of Kerr County officials, no camp directors involved.
    11 points
  26. Quiche better than Chicago-style pizza? Was quiche invented by a fellow Texas longhorn? No. But Chicago-style pizza WAS invented by a Texas Longhorn, Ike Sewell, at Pizzeria Uno in 1943. And not only was Ike a Longhorn, he was an All-Southwest Conference guard as a player on the Longhorn football team from 1926 to 1929. So you hush your dirty mouth.
    10 points
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