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  1. 28 points
    Bannon with the motivation to vote D, early and often!
  2. Lulz. Like anyone gives a shit about their “talent.” They could have dead air when actual games weren’t on and most of us wouldn’t notice.
  3. I was looking at one of my credit cards I let my kids use for Uber, emergencies, vet, etc. apparently I pay for Spectrum, Uverse, Netflix x3, Disney+hulu x2, Hulu, prime, MGM+, peacock, AMC+, espn+, Max, Apple TV, Srarz, and YTTV. it really would be great to have ONE guide, ONE bill, and some fucking kids who communicate
  4. 18 points
  5. 17 points
    I posted about this almost 10 years ago. Trump lies constantly. Almost every word out of his mouth is false. Hillary got caught slightly twisting the truth a couple of times and was branded a liar. Meanwhile, the MAGA ding-dongs swallowed a fountain of bullshit directly from Trump’s mouth, nodded along and just said “Aw, that’s just Trump being Trump.” My theory is it’s about expectations and predictability. If someone always lies, then you can trust what they say to be a lie. Your brain doesn’t have to get off its lazy ass and evaluate the merits of their most recent claim. It’s a lie like everything else this guy says. You mistake consistency for credibility. And if you like the lie, you can decide to believe it. Because your brain is just on autopilot anyway—your critical thinking never had to kick in to evaluate the credibility of this claim (because it knew from past experience that it was almost certainly false), so no need to fire it up at the “Should I agree?” part of the process. On the other hand, with someone who only lies occasionally and strategically, you’re always guessing. You know that any claim could be true or could be a lie, but there’s not an easy pattern to apply as a mental shortcut. So every time you listen to the occasional liar, your brain is firing on all cylinders in critical thinking mode. It’s exhausting and it leaves you with the feeling that you always have to be skeptical of anything that person says. They can’t be trusted. Not only because they might occasionally lie, but also because they typically tell the truth. And you have to work hard to sort the rare lies from the status quo of truth.
  6. 17 points
    Should have read "... NOT GUILTY of assault with a deli weapon."
  7. I don't know where this goes. We've had stories like this before -- guy shot a kid on his porch in KC, guy murdered someone who turned around in his driveway in Hays county (I think that's where it was), etc. Well, now, a super brave second amendment patriot successfully executed a....chubby hispanic housekeeper who knocked on his door at the wrong address. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/nation-world/family-demands-justice-for-cleaning-crew-worker-fatally-shot-after-arriving-at-wrong-home/507-cebaf9ca-3de5-4cac-a83e-938e970a49d6?tbref=hp Between our culture's absolute fetishization and worship of guns, to the point where you're a commie pussy if you DON'T use one, to most of our media feeding constant scary shit to whites and olds especially ("they're coming for you! Venezuelan gangs! MS-13! THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW!), to the open demonization of all browns....shit like this happening, and continuing to happen, is inevitable. So, thank God this homeowner protected himself from this dirty brown terrorist gang member intent on raping him with fentanyl! Gosh, I'm amazed he could pull off the task of.....shooting her through his closed door.....being how hard he had to have been shaking from such a fearsome attacker.
  8. 15 points
  9. if I recall correctly, Orban is in a bad place. He chose to be Putin’s puppet within the EU and NATO, voting against Pro Ukraine initiatives whenever he could. His power base is pro Russian, and he took a pro Russian foreign policy position on many things, including where to buy his fucking oil. He naturally is addicted to that sweet sweet Ural crude/gas. The problem is, Brussels just announced it would be OK for Ukraine to destroy the pipeline from Russia bringing that to Hungary. And since he is buying Russian he is subject to Trump’s sanctions. I think his intent is to ask Trump to give Hungary dispensation from the sanctions so they can keep buying Russian oil……because that would help Hungary help Trump get his Nobel peace prize. Or some shit like that. Orban recently had the brainstorm to mark the anniversary of the year Russia brought in tanks to suppress a Hungarian independence movement. Shockingly, lots of pro western citizens took to the streets to condemn Orban and Russia and Putin - with a great vigor and large numbers I might add. Orban’s position seems to be getting more precarious. He needs to tie into western petroleum supplies and ditch Russia. But if he does that, Putin will ratchet up the pro Russia hardliners within Hungary to create all kinds of problems. I think that Orban is kind of a dead man walking. Fortunately, he’s going to see that bastion of common sense and empathy in the White House and try to get some help.
  10. 12 points
    PREACH!!!
  11. 11 points
    never forget 😂😂😂😂 .....
  12. Wordle 1,602 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1383 8️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. 10 points
    Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time.
  14. The other fun thing is that anyone dealing with elder care issues is basically fucked. My mom is in memory care and we are trying to get the everything set up for when she runs out of savings.. That means working with the SSA and Medicare, but everything is on hold, except the hemorrhaging of the retirement funds. I've got a few months before shit gets critical, but it has to be hitting some folks at exactly the wrong time.
  15. 10 points
    Yeah well Thomas Jefferson also dated a black woman.
  16. 10 points
    Finished up my travel this week with no problems. SeaTac TSA line on Tuesday was quicker than usual. I'm guessing they overscheduled staff and didn't have that many cancellations. Did overhear a couple of them talking and one of them said something like, "I'm just tired. And I'm tired of handing out IOUs." Came back yesterday, just beating out the clusterfuck escalation. I was re-reading Grapes of Wrath on the plane. I had halfway forgotten how poetic Steinbeck can be. So much stuff from 84 years ago still hits hard today. One of the sections talked about how Americans had pushed into Mexican California, and took over because they were hungrier. But then as generations passed, they got fatter and lazier. Now they feared and hated the Okies pushing in, because they were hungrier. I'm sure that's an oversimplification of American history. But, "American" exceptionalism at its best (and worst) was always migrant exceptionalism. The willingness to risk everything to not stagnate or watch your kids starve.
  17. 10 points
    Still can't believe how cowardly and weak so many Americans (including some friends and family) ended up being. American exceptionalism was a total lie, half this country submitted to a famous grifter and abandoned their fellow man. It's so fucking pathetic. For shame.
  18. 10 points
  19. Wordle 1,602 2/6* 🟨🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #880 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. Wordle 1,602 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. 10 points
    I counted at least 5 pretty egregious uncalled holding penalties against Vanderbilt. This is on top of all the other shit they fucked up like the missed DPI, multiple missed false starts, 2 point attempt, Pavia flopping out of bounds, and the Vandy WR throwing Manny to the ground. Just an unbelievable performance by the refs. Held Lance Jackson. lance.mp4 LT false started and RT held Burke. burke1.mp4 Held Burke again. Literally the very next play after the clip above. burke2.mp4 Held Guilbeau. guilbeau.mp4 Held Colin Simmons. simmons.mp4
  22. How shitty does your economy have to be to lay off workers who make tanks during a war?
  23. For 35 years since I graduated college I’ve paid whatever I needed to pay to make sure I could watch whatever college football game I wanted. And for that I/we just get consistently used as pawns in the media chess game of life (and yes Deloss Dodds and the Longhorn Network, I’m looking at you too). Honestly I’m kind of done with it. My attitude may change, but for now, YTTV/Google/Disney/FOX/Hulu/Sling/The SEC/The Big 10/The Big 12/The UT Athletic Department/college football in general/ and whatever else is relevant can all just go get fucked in their own goat asses. I’ll find something different to do with with my time and energy.
  24. Perverse mutation of the Black Sheep Effect from social psychology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sheep_effect ~~~~~ In other fun news, due to ICE lurking near schools, the Doomlet and every other kid in our district has now had their last outdoor recess and PE for the foreseeable future. Motherfuckers.
  25. That marine after his shift.
  26. He thinks the only way people can know about cost of living is reading in the paper. Because that's the only contact he has with it. Remember what a revelation the word "groceries" was to him. New word. Never heard it much. Groceries. Huh. What do ya know?
  27. Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Joke's on him. Military personnel go to food banks for groceries.
  29. Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1386 (07.11.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 72 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1383 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #1059 +0 ✅🟩✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #880 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  30. Wordle 1,602 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1383 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 1,602 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @randomhorn Good job figuring out the order. I had a hard time deciding which one was supposed to be the most difficult. Connections Puzzle #880 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🙂 Daily Quordle 1383 7️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Wordle 1,602 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #880 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  33. Keep it up old man. You can lie about a lot of shit, but telling people their bills are going down when they continue to go up seems like a losing strategy.
  34. Mattress Mack spoke to my fifth grade class to warn us against the dangers of drugs. Which surely contributed to my abstinence from drugs until late in life, when I finally figured out how awesome drugs are and was like “I can’t believe that dollars-tossing clown in a bed suit talked me out of doing this awesome shit for so long.” So yeah, fuck that guy. He contributed to all the wasted years of sobriety, productivity, and clear-headedness I endured in my youth.
  35. JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this...
  36. At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started.
  37. I'm as critical of the democrats as anyone, but the problem is us. As others have talked about on this thread, the perpetual lying, the flooding of the zone with terrible news and lies, we can't keep up. Humans can't keep up. So they shut off. They could replay those clips 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, post FB ads, whatever. The people who need to see it will never see it, thanks to Fox news and the like, and the FB algorithms and Twitter algorithms.
  38. Orban visiting the White House is not good. That guy sucks.
  39. 8 points
    He was all over the refs toward the end of the Vandy game. Most animated I've seen him in a while. I don't disagree he should make that a bit more regular of an occurrence but also don't think it's a bad thing to get the reputation that if you are complaining it's probably egregious. I don't know how Kirby's bitch ass gets calls when he cries nonstop all game long. At some point refs are going to screw him over intentionally UGA "brand" be damned. Hopefully that starts with our game.
  40. Wordle 1,602 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1383 7️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  41. Pulled the trigger on a 2015 Collings om2h esb today. I’ll post pics when she arrives.
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