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  1. I, for one, am heartbroken that Jaggy McJaggerson was told to go be mediocre and drop passes somewhere else. Maybe he’ll wind up with $250k from a dumbass program like Tech that wants to claim victory off the field against Texas. I am now claiming analytical dominion over all of the idiots on this site who thought that this reject from Alan Jackson’s lineage would ever amount to anything worth a fuck at the University of Texas. All of you people have been cheering blindly for a traitorous hillbilly born with a silver spoon in his mouth and skillets for hands.
  2. Can confirm that Livingstone is leaving because of mean internet posters. He was made aware of "Jaggy McJaggerson" many months ago, but that't not what really pissed him off. It was the Alan Jackson talk. He's a big Morgan Wallen guy. Decision was made in September.
  3. cool quote from Quinn re: his decision to enter last year's NFL draft rather than transfer somewhere else that some of these guys should probably pay attention to: "I felt like what I built with my teammates at Texas and the legacy that we built, I didn't want to mess anything up there," Ewers said. "... To me, it's not about the materialistic things of this world because it comes and goes. What's important to me is the relationships that are built along the way. And I didn't want to disrupt or rub anybody the wrong way, being selfish and trying to go get money from another team, because I was a lifelong Longhorn. "Growing up, I wanted to play there. Ended up being the quarterback there, living on my dreams. My 10-year-old self wouldn't transfer away and go somewhere else. So, at the end of the day, that was the right decision for me." ESPN.comEwers: Chose NFL over portal to cement UT tiesDolphins quarterback Quinn Ewers said he chose the NFL over lucrative offers for a final college season in order to preserve his relationships at Texas.
  4. Livingstone is both delusional AND getting bad advice. He asked for 800k and is now going to go fuck off to OU…longhorn through and through LOL
  5. Refs: wE haVe To fOlLow ThE RuLeZ! Also refs:
  6. Cody Campbell can cry more into his maga hat about how nil isn't fair.
  7. Welp. We know what's in your search history.
  8. I knew they’d start getting serious with each other about leaving the minute Texas started beating them again, but it’s still funny. Just looking to go somewhere in which they can “easily “ make it to the playoff and not play Texas. Why not just rejoin the Big 12, pussies?
  9. Out of all the receivers, Mosley is who I want back the most.
  10. Which one of you page 16-17 bitches is ready to apologize to Ty’Anthony Smith?
  11. Maybe Arch won’t let him have the leftovers from all the girls knocking on their door every night. “C’mon Arch, you’ve already got 3 in there with you! “ “Fuck off Jagger, you dropped too many last game”
  12. "It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian
  13. Bobby on o-linemen: “At least two, almost certainly three, possibly four”
  14. Just once I want an interview after the game where a player thanks his lord and savior, Satan.
  15. Mendoza talks like what Gipetto thinks a real boy would sound like.
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  17. Atrociously slanted in our favor if you read America's most trusted news source (TexAgs)
  18. Love having a final 4 without Bama, OSU / Ryan Day, and UGA / Kirby Smart.
  19. He's chasing that neon paycheck, livin' that honky tonk dream.
  20. OKST scored 3 on Oregon this season. Just sayin.
  21. Some people were born just to be bitchy ass cunts. Unsurprisingly, most of them posts on this thread. Sark's the best coach we've had in over 30 years. Mack was a politician who lucked into VY. He's a bitchy ass cunt too.
  22. lol, just saw this while watching the highlights- our kicker just straight up tackled some random guy during a kick return: IMG_0279.mov
  23. Arch Manning of @TexasFootball is the only FBS or NFL QB in the last 30 seasons to have a game with: 200+ passing yards 150+ rushing yards multiple passing TDs multiple rushing TDs no sacks no turnovers 15.0+ yards per rush
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