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I mean, I'd believe it.
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Is KJ allowed to respond to ACB's untethered and completely unhinged reply response to her dissent? I mean how exactly is allowing a district judge to issue a TEMPORARY injunction, subject to appeal, in certain circumstances, make a district judge "above the law"? Their decision can, and often is overruled so they obviously not "imperial" or "above the law" just cause they may pause the situation to the status quo. Does ACB realise that the some branch of government has to get final say about the constitutionality of laws/orders and, as per our constitution, that is the judiciary branch??
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fair has nothing to do with it. the expectation is that the Stars will go further than we went last year with better players than the year before (Nill is working on that part). we actually went backwards this season. we only won our division (instead of conference, and almost President's), we had fewer regular season points (106 vs 113) and won one fewer playoff game. so I'd say at least 2023-2024 results or better is the expectation.
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I'd venture to say five days in Paris is plenty and, if she's already been there a few times, I can totally see how your wife wouldn't want to do five days. Paris is beautiful architecturally but it can be one hell of a big city tourist trap and once you've seen the Eifel Tower or Arc, you've seen it. We just did three days and could have done four, but that would have been about all we needed. To each his own, though. We didn't do it on our last trip, but I'd love to do Normandy for a day if we ever went back. We did do a bike tour of Versailles and actually really liked it.
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Its all the same shit to me. I'd love to know which universities teach that Mormonism is a cult. Probably Baylor, lulz.
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More Oslo tidbits……..East Oslo is referred to as ‘The Ghetto” as immigrants and poorer Norwegians live there. West Oslo is where the upper crust resides. Oslo has the most EVS I’ve seen in one place. Many more EVS and hybrids than gas powered vehicles including EV public buses. You can be in the center of downtown Oslo (called the Sentrum) and there’s so little noise because of the EV’s. The majority are Teslas, including full sized Teslas, not just the smaller versions that are so prevalent in the US. Have seen EV’s by Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Polestar, Peugeot, Alfa Romeo, Audi, Toyota, Citroen, VW, Jaguar, and this one brand called Build Your Dreams. I had to look that one up. It’s a Chinese company that sells less expensive EV’s than Tesla. Have only seen two of those as I think most consumers aren’t going to buy a Chinese product as China is not exactly known for quality control. The only American car I’ve seen is the Ford Mustang EV and there are a lot of of them. In fact, the Mustang was the best selling car in Norway during May. Who knew? Full sized Tesla sedan Build Your Dreams……with a Chinese car company. The Ford Mustang EV…..kicking butt in Norway. I’m aware this isn’t a car thread, but I found the EV presence in Oslo fascinating and thought I’d share. Finally, the young women in Oslo are stunning. Drop dead gorgeous everywhere you look. It’s like they cloned a blue eyed blonde haired Nordic woman between 5’6” and 6 ft tall and replicated that all over the city. If I was a MUCH younger man and had just graduated from UT, I would make an effort to find a job in Oslo utilizing my major and see where life would take me. I’ve never seen so many beautiful women in one place in my life. They. Are. Everywhere.
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I'd like to kooka her burra.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
Park Gothic replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You're a real fucking poet, Sydney. There's a lot of theories, but I'm of the opinion that Dougie Jones would have the best chance of winning. He is Cooper's good heart and childlike wonder distilled into a person, without any of the anger, arrogance, or vengefulness that Cooper occasionally displayed. Remember the scene in season 1 where Cooper has has Hawk and Harry help him use the "Tibetan method" to find clues - basically throwing rocks at bottles while he thinks about people? That's an example of Cooper trying to be like Dougie (even though Dougie didn't exist yet). Dougie is like a divining rod for fate and the forces that control the universe. So if any human from the Twin Peaks universe has a chance at beating Muad'Dib, it's Dougie. But if Dougie won, it would only be because that's what the universe wants to happen - Dougie has no will of his own. He's just vibing, going along with the flow, as a conduit for the forces of good. Tulpa Cooper is the opposite of this - he's all the bad things from Cooper distilled into a person. All the bad impulses without any of the restraint. He's more sophisticated than Dougie - smarter, driven, capable, forcing things to follow his will. But he's at odds with the universe, and for that reason is always fated to fail. That's why, to me, Cooper is such a compelling character. He has the forces of good and evil within him, but is aware of himself and those forces. By acknowledging them, he is able to act thoughtfully and choose which side of himself he'll allow to win. And he consistently chooses the side of good, even when it hurts him or forces him to forgo something he wants. This stands in stark contrast with many of the other characters, most notably Laura Palmer, who is an excellent foil for Cooper. She has immense good and evil within her, but he doesn't know herself and consistently indulges those evil instincts. Which allows her to fall under Bob's sway. That's also why she's such a prize to an entity like Bob - she has so much good in her, which makes her suffering and self loathing when she's evil that much greater. To Bob, that's the best form of sustenance (i.e., garmonbozia). -
My wife is always complaining that she wants a maid to help clean. I told her that she would want to clean the house before the maid got there and since it would never happen, we'd never get one.
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If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page The girlies I like are underage (Shh! Check it)
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The violation is that he admitted to having premarital sex with her. The possibility of him being a rapist probably makes it very tough for him to get picked up at this point though
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What are our total scholarship numbers now? I know we're going 34 in baseball according to CDC. What is number of pitchers on scholarship vs positional players on roster? I'd assume you'd want roughly 1/3 to 1/2 your roster being pitchers?
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Mine does the same, but she's actually articulated a valid reason for doing this: "We're paying her to clean the house, not pick up after the kids. Time is money, and the more time she wastes picking up BS is time she / they aren't deep cleaning the house properly."
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I'd like to bang the trophy engraver chick. "Sukie Lu" or something.
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My college roommate had Butt Cream Gang Bang 4 on VHS, does that count?
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Haven't seen it in years, but we got into a routine of re-watching Frasier at night awhile ago and near the end of the series when Martin marries the boys' former babysitter, Ronee, I found myself trying to figure out who the actress was that played her due to her distinctive voice. The actress is Wendie Malick who played Nina Van Horn
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
shadow_operative2.0 replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Does that kid warm up our RF, or is someone else hiding somewhere? Just based on the blonde girl that ran after Evan's foul ball, can't really see her warming up Adolis. -
I’ve like some of the stuff she’s done, but the Franken thing was a mark against her. Now this.
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Haven’t liked her since she led the effort to unseat Senator Franken over some bs.
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straw man, moving the goalposts, tu quoque etc. You are a fucking liar, and you deal only in logical fallacies. The EXACT conversation is about the IDF targeting civilians at food distribution centers. Not one fucking word about "weapon stockpiles" or any of that bullshit. You tirelessly look for justification for war crimes, when a human being of ANY moral character sees and condemns the war crime. And no, I'd say the group that hates Palestinians the most is the group that has openly stated that they intend to purge all of Gaza of them, completely and totally (the openly stated goal of the Israeli regime and its internal partners). It's a stiff competition, as the gulf states and Palestinian leadership aren't helpful and are actually harmful, but that has nothing to do with the fact that the IDF is purposefully murdering civilians at food distribution points. THOSE civilian deaths aren't a "masturbatory release" -- they are instead the result of deliberate policy of extermination and ethnic cleansing. That - as we decided in the wake of such actions with respect to jews 80+ years ago, is bad.
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We had a pregame package. Food and unlimited 🍻 for 90 minutes before the game. Didn’t suck expect for peeing about 5 times now.
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Bucs WR Antonio Brown Rips Off Uniform and Walks Off Field Mid Game
Vic Mackey replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
Antonio Brown doesn't like this white woman posting pictures of them together and he said he doesn't really associate with her. He also fingered her with weed residue on his fingers. -
2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
jimmyjazz replied to Reagan1k's topic in Business and Markets
Strawman. Your AI query literally says "Provide financial support to retired workers age 65 or older through a national retirement system". It doesn't exclude those who don't "need" it. This shit makes me furious. Call it a tax and I'll pay it -- call it a benefit then I'd better fucking benefit when the time comes. -
Markets still falling like whoa
Frank Drebin replied to Llano Estacado's topic in Business and Markets
My wife likes to freak out about portfolio gains and losses. I don't care much either way. I have a long runway and probably 75% of my investments are in income producing real property and ranch property. In the market, I just invest and forget about it. But she loves to check our porfolio and freak out about losses. I always think of this scene from Boiler Room when my wife texts me about a day's market losses: Greg Weinstein: Now there’s two rules you have to remember as a trainee, number one, we don’t pitch the bitch here. Seth Davis: What? Greg Weinstein: We don’t sell stock to women. I don’t care who it is, we don’t do it. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you’re sorry. They’re a constant pain in the ass and you’re never going to hear the end of it alright? They’re going to call you every fucking day wanting to know why the stock is dropping and God forbid the stock should go up, you’re going to hear from them every fucking 15 minutes. It’s just not worth it, don’t pitch the bitch. -
Under the category of random as hell, I have the WCWS DVR'd and not being able to sleep at 2 am after waking up I decided to watch game 3 again. Anybody notice that Henry, in her first at bat, was wearing a burnt orange batting helmet while everybody else was wearing the white helmet with their number on the side? Maloney wore the white helmet before her as did Mia standing in the on deck circle after her. In the first inning, she was on second and Mia was on first with two different helmets on. She did have the white helmet on later but thought it was funny. I guess she grabbed the wrong one or they lost hers for a bit, but you'd thing the equipment managers would have the right ones out. I don't know...maybe she does this on purpose for some kind of ritual?
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