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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars


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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


Here’s some advice. Start over with a new user name. Don’t start telling other posters to “suck your dick” for disagreeing with you. Especially when you have less than 15 posts. And have better takes. Good luck in your next Surly life!

I'm much too stubborn for that. 

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7 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

Negged.

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13 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF

👆This is how you do it without attracting negative attention @_Leaf_ You can mean it and it's still funny. Win Win.

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So either

1. Kirkland has serious interest in us, and was going to commit here but is pissy that someone gave Gerry the go-ahead to spill the beans.

2. Kirkland wants NIL $ and wasn't liking his offers from Miami and MSU, so he is trying to use us as leverage to up their offer. 

 

Either way this really shows the power of Pancake Factory. $200k guaranteed for 4 years is pretty substantial and not something other schools are able to beat for a normal 4* if they are just worried about doing one-off deals for each recruit.

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5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF

👆This is how you do it without attracting negative attention @_Leaf_ You can mean it and it's still funny. Win Win.

Whatever, I didn't do anything wrong. You fuckers just all lack the self-esteem to have a dissenting thought.

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20 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

I like this new leaf guy. He is all piss and vinegar. Well mainly piss, but still as long as the wind isn't blowing my way, I'm good.

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16 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

i posted something weak and tried defending it.

 

 

Well, Junior, in fairness - what you posted was a shocker.  Fully deserving of the opprobrium visited upon you.

As a reminder, this was what you said.

 

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1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

Whatever, I didn't do anything wrong. You fuckers just all lack the self-esteem to share a dissenting thought.

I didn't say you did anything wrong, I just think there are better ways of delivering your message without drawing the ire of the board. By all means you do you. Friendly advice, nice knowing you.

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21 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

Here's where you went wrong.

No opinions have validity.  Not all opinions have value.

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27 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

go away gtfo GIF

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4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

 

I didn't say you did anything wrong, I just think there are better ways of delivering your message without drawing the ire of the board. By all means you do you. Friendly advice, nice knowing you.

I do appreciate it. I shouldn't have responded to you with that. I guess I need to use more gifs haha.

 

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28 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are.

They very clearly aren’t, you rockheaded motherfucker. 

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37 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

You are showing weakness, which is the guaranteed way to be neg-bombed off the board.  Don't do it!  Lurking on the board for so long you should know that your only chance of survival is to double down and take on more posters.  Go get 'em!!!

Meh, got negbombed banned from Shaggy for telling people we needed to get rid of Strong by his third game in (BYU blowout), sure as hell did not back down, all forums have sensitive pussies.

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5 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

I do appreciate it. I shouldn't have responded to you with that. I guess I need to use more gifs haha.

 

Oh, and showing you have thin skin will attract vultures to poke the bear. As you can clearly see. It's quite entertaining honestly. Take it in stride or it will get worse.

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18 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Standish.

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I came here to ask about Derrick LeBlanc. I noticed the same thing. It seems Arch has only ever posted about Texas commits/serious targets.

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14 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Oh, and showing you have thin skin will attract vultures to poke the bear. As you can clearly see. It's quite entertaining honestly. Take it in stride or it will get worse.

Looks like you found a friend - username checks out and all

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1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

I’m not doubting this guy.

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Can somebody post the pornhub vid so we can at least see if Gerry has good taste. Research purposes and all. 

 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Ted Cruz had better taste if I recall

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