I'm on a party boat with 10 lsu fans

[BradInATX 9208]

Here is their ice chest. Srs.

[Newy25 7630]

Unless those are ten women, that’s fucking pathetic. 

[South Austin 51976]

White Claw?  Dafuq?  Are you in the presence of titties?

[Lerka Lerka 1084]

Dig deep for the cold Miller Lite. Talk shit and represent. We're all counting on you. 

[Ghost of Shag 2573]

That's it. 

This shit has crossed the line.  

[ajax 2578]

White Claw?

Are at least 8 of them women?

[Machinator 32097]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Are you in the presence of titties?

And if so, where are the pics?

[Newy25 7630]

That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

Edited September 6, 2019 by Newy25

[texashorne 1177]

I have those same Rainbow sandals. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Stop complaining about alcohol and drink the alcohol. Is this your first blackout?

[SubliminalHorn 6622]

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

[South Austin 51976]

3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I have those same Rainbow sandals. 

He says as he downs another White Claw on the boat.

[Wally Fairway 5507]

BradinATX - that is NOT the chest we were hoping to see

[Newy25 7630]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

If you don’t have Zima, how else are you supposed lure South Austin’s mom to your tailgate? 

[South Austin 51976]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

 

 

#nttawwt.  we love you subliminal.  #nohomo

[South Austin 51976]

Just now, Newy25 said:

If you don’t have Zima, how else are you supposed lure South Austin’s mom to your tailgate? 

Fuck you.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*She drinks Lone Star.

[aggie08 21292]

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

They're a solid AM chugger. After noon though? They're pushing it.

[Burt Macklin 18984]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Fuck you.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*She drinks Lone Star.

Yeah, she really guzzles it down.

 

 

She drinks beer pretty fast too, I guess.

[Homesickhorn 2201]

You’d better post pics of ten LSU chicks fucking yesterday.

[Deguello 54]

Just now, Homesickhorn said:

You’d better post pics of ten LSU chicks fucking yesterday.

Ambivalent use of “fucking.”

[aggie08 21292]

I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

[South Austin 51976]

1 minute ago, Deguello said:

Ambivalent use of “fucking.”

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

[Magabro 171]

This thread wins the Internet


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[Js1 84995]

12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Ain't no laws when the claws out. 

[Homesickhorn 2201]

I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

[Ghost of LL 15327]

13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

[DoobieWah 1391]

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

 

 

Alliterative use of "ambiguous".

[You don't know me 1161]

Watch your cornhole, bud.

[aggie08 21292]

1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:

You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

Meh, I'll drink anything with alcohol in it.

[Homesickhorn 2201]

Meh, I'll drink anything with alcohol in it.

 

 

[Bone3421 716]

Whats with that nasty white claw drink

[Wally Fairway 5507]

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

*She drinks Lone Star.

Pass
I'm a Shiner guy

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

I'm getting the feeling this is a no-chicks allowed thing, and they've loaded up on their own Subliminalhorns. 

[Chuckie Finster 22571]

Texas by 50.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8795]

Tough day at work for you,huh?

[South Austin 51976]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm getting the feeling this is a no-chicks allowed thing, and they've loaded up on their own Subliminalhorns. 

[SubliminalHorn 6622]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

They’re the perfect hot weather day drinking drink. Light, refreshing, and low enough in alcohol that you’re not fucking wasted at the end of the day, just super drunk. 

[South Austin 51976]

We all like to find the sweet spot between just super drunk and fucking wasted.

[TrashMaster G 17334]

Those White Claws are endangered: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/06/business/white-claw-shortage-trnd/index.html

[Sbbruin 21690]

27 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

And that is just fine.  You do you, subliminal.

[texashorne 1177]

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

If hes drink the claw with both hands, then he Ambiguosly using the term "ambivalent" ambidexterously.

[Sbbruin 21690]

[South Austin 51976]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Those White Claws are endangered: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/06/business/white-claw-shortage-trnd/index.html

Sure, at the rate BradInATX's party boat is drinking them.

[Burt Macklin 18984]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

And that is just fine.  You do dudes, subliminal. NTTAWWT.

FIFY. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The light “beer” is much more offensive than white claw.

[Sbbruin 21690]

18 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

 

 

Alliterative use of "ambiguous".

 

Edited September 6, 2019 by Sbbruin

[Wally Fairway 5507]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Huh - I never realized it until YOU posted this, but Ace and Gary are dressing in UCLA colors - NTTAWWT

[Fozzz 152]

Who forgot to bring the Arbor Mist?  

[Loco 3752]

[Loco 3752]

I am way more taken a back by the egregious lack of ice...  newbs