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Just now, derpyhorndog said:

Boom. Vegas plane. 

So are we now assuming/hoping Urban is on this bitch??

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4 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Not necessarily.  I’m confident the conversation has already happened.  Now whether or not it hits the media tonight/tomorrow is a different story.

You expect it tomorrow at latest?

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Boom. Vegas plane. 

That’s the Vegas plane? 
 

is Meyer on the night shift at fox??

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Baby Hat GIF

Getting nudes from Nicole is really, really hard.

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why would he go to HOU? 

Look at the last time this plane was discussed and its itinerary for tomorrow. 

Edited by derpyhorndog

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

I just saw the ou score. Wtf.  

haha fuck OU.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

You expect it tomorrow at latest?

Yes.  It would be a surprise if Tom is not officially gone by tomorrow.

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

IT

he waiting game is a byproduct of not having leverage. Texas has no leverage, and so we wait.

Urban Meyer is in sole control of the situation, and, by proxy, your delicate emotions.

I guess we can speculate:

— if Urban says he wants the job, it will be his. Not so much speculation as common sense.

— the last remaining holdup we’ve heard is whether or not he can get his support staff to join the ride. I’m willing to entertain that as an excuse for why he doesn’t want to take the job but it would take some convincing.

— if Urban remains undecided he’ll be given time and Herman will coach the Kansas game. That would leave him very little operating room between being hired and NSD1. Recruiting is never a secondary concern for him so either he’s truly undecided on whether or not he can get “his guys” or he’s leaning no.

— there has been considerable noise stemming from CDC’s “useful” media stenographers that I’ve taken as misninformation. James Franklin? That has to be him doing his friend and Penn State coach a solid. Talk of bringing Herman back if they miss on Urban seems like buying time for Plan B’s but we’ve also heard they don’t like their Plan B options. If Del Conte truly believes that, he should be met with spirited opposition. It’s an excuse and a bad one at that. For someone who prides himself on making good hires he should relish the opportunity to conduct the rare “real search” at Texas with all its resources and newly refined sales pitch.

— we have heard Steve Sarkisian’s name. He is a better option than Herman and I know there are better options than Sark. If five years with Saban hasn’t led to a relapse he can probably deal with the pressures of @oneryhorn636970 (notice how I made him an old). Sark is just an example of how “there are no Plan B’s” is BS.

— I’ve heard they’re not all that high on Cristobal, though I wasn’t given any reasons. That’s either more nonsense or hopefully misdirection. Who knows at this point.

— recency bias drives me mad. It’s just as shortsighted to say it’s hard to fire a coach after a convincing win (over a bad team) as it is to not want a head coach who has a recent disappointing loss. If you’re not discussing a body of work you’re doing it wrong. Herman’s body of work, even before the other issues are accounted for, isn’t getting it done. A win over K-State changes nothing. It actually underlined his shortcomings.

— for now we’re waiting for unimpeachable word on what’s going on. We’ve received confirmation for what we posted on Friday but nothing new today.

— I’m confident the pursuit of Meyer has been handled quite well, but I’m unsure on the other scenarios

if Knight is involved at all he's not going to let us poach Cristobal.

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why would he go to HOU? 

Speculation earlier was to either meet with or drop off BMDs

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why would he go to HOU? 

Dude I explained it. Glad handing tomorrow with BMD in Houston and Dallas before arriving in Austin. 

3 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Night crew are drunk versions of day crew. Cheers!

#TeamNightShift

Matt rhule or Dave Aranda have us undefeated this year...prove me wrong. The way this Baylor team tackles and plays with attitude makes me erect. They are 2-5 and probably all rapists so maybe this is the drunk fuck face herman in me talking. 

8 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Not necessarily.  I’m confident the conversation has already happened.  Now whether or not it hits the media tonight/tomorrow is a different story.

Last Sunday night possibly?

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Dude I explained it. Glad handing tomorrow with BMD in Houston and Dallas before arriving in Austin. 

Would this really happen if we're bending over backwards to get him? Make him spend the night in Houston and fly to Dallas before Austin?

edit: serious question, not being sarcastic

Edited by Tex-19

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

Oh shit, I used to write software in that industry. Always wanted to score some R+L New Orleans Bowl tickets

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 If you wanted easy, I am sure y'all know where to find it.

Yep. Tech.

51 minutes ago, Richter said:

Don’t worry man, I’ve got you covered

Shit.  Now I'm worried. 

6 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Not necessarily.  I’m confident the conversation has already happened.  Now whether or not it hits the media tonight/tomorrow is a different story.

If the conversation has already happened no way Herman's running practice tomorrow unless he's coaching against Kansas.

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Matt rhule or Dave Aranda have us undefeated this year...prove me wrong. The way this Baylor team tackles and plays with attitude makes me erect. They are 2-5 and probably all rapists so maybe this is the drunk fuck face herman in me talking. 

Rhule was 11-3 last year Aranda is 2-5

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Would this really happen if we're bending over backwards to get him? Make him spend the night in Houston and fly to Dallas before Austin?

Yes we would and he would be glad to. These are the guys financing it.  He’s a smart guy, it’s a few hours in Houston and Dallas then hit the ground running Sunday night and Monday morning. 

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Matt rhule or Dave Aranda have us undefeated this year...prove me wrong. The way this Baylor team tackles and plays with attitude makes me erect. They are 2-5 and probably all rapists so maybe this is the drunk fuck face herman in me talking. 

Matt Rhule maybe but not Dave fucking Aranda lol 

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Would this really happen if we're bending over backwards to get him? Make him spend the night in Houston and fly to Dallas before Austin?

edit: serious question, not being sarcastic

It means that it's done.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. Tech.

That's a hell of a lot further than San Marcos, sir.

Edited by IDIOTsavant

OU is gonna fuck this up
OU will wake up and win by 3 tds. I think Aranda is good, but they're not there yet.
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Would this really happen if we're bending over backwards to get him? Make him spend the night in Houston and fly to Dallas before Austin?

edit: serious question, not being sarcastic

Agreed, that makes no sense. They’d come to him, not make him take the local to Austin.

Just now, troph said:

Yes we would and he would be glad to. These are the guys financing it.  He’s a smart guy, it’s a few hours in Houston and Dallas then hit the ground running Sunday night and Monday morning. 

Yep. Those are the guys you need to make nice with - unlike what Herman did.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Rhule was 11-3 last year Aranda is 2-5

Aranda is playing with 3rd stringers at Baylor, I’m pretty sure he’s better than herman. Covid has been hard on the rape U. 

Current open question - is Meyer on the plane. Fundamental intel assignment - who does the fox late shift?? If Meyer isn’t on set at halftime look the fuck out. 
 

hook em mother fuckers if he’s not on set WE BACK!!

3 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

OU bout to lose to Baylor lmaooo

The fuck? Baylor might no score... fuck OU and all but I don’t see this shitty Baylor team pulling it out.

19 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I'm shitfaced. It's happening tomorrow. Night crew USNALonghorn has joined the party.

Thanks for catching up

 No but don’t blame me.  I just can’t accept that the perfect scenario will work out.  It’s never worked out during my lifetime. 
 

Are you 14 years old?
4 minutes ago, troph said:

Dude I explained it. Glad handing tomorrow with BMD in Houston and Dallas before arriving in Austin. 

I just don't think so. Could be wrong. He doesn't need to do that. 

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Speculation earlier was to either meet with or drop off BMDs


BMD’s are not in California and not meeting with Urban. 

OU bout to lose to Baylor lmaooo

For those just checking in and not keeping up with that game, OU is up 3-0 early in the 2nd quarter.
Just now, Mo Horn said:

If his wife was indeed at Horseshoe Bay, it would make sense that she flew out to meet him, and then fly back with him. Interesting that this plane doesn't have it's next destination listed. 

She was in Siesta Key per daughter's instagram

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Oh, make no mistake. I'm definitely on the "Futureman must fist himself" train. 

I just want someone else to verify it.

Troph and her partner apparently dig man on man porn; I’ll take their word on it.

Just now, Mr Orange said:

Yes.  It would be a surprise if Tom is not officially gone by tomorrow.

This needs to happen.  we waited long enough.  the original season end date was 12/5.  KU doesnt mean shit unless OU shits the bed at home against Baylor.  there is a reason the regular season ends first week in Dec and NSD1 is 12/19.  gives 2 weeks to recruit(not sure what is allowed during this period).  If we have Urban why would we want to hamstring Urban by waiting for a meaningless game that was rescheduled due to covid?

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

That's a hell of a lot further than San Marcos, sir.

Oh, I thought San Marcos was a given. My bad.

Dave Aranda is the defensive Herman

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Agreed, that makes no sense. They’d come to him, not make him take the local to Austin.

You haven’t asked insanely wealthy people for money have you? 

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Would this really happen if we're bending over backwards to get him? Make him spend the night in Houston and fly to Dallas before Austin?

edit: serious question, not being sarcastic

If he’s truly heading to Texas tonight (and Austin tomorrow), the courting is over. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If his wife was indeed at Horseshoe Bay, it would make sense that she flew out to meet him, and then fly back with him. Interesting that this plane doesn't have it's next destination listed. 

She's in Siesta Key. 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mullets beat the Mormons. Holy shit. Coastal pulled this bitch off.

This at least deserves a titty pic, right? 

7 minutes ago, wood said:

#TeamNightShift

Fuck yeah...  Love Brokers and feeding mayo to tuna...  LFG! 

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