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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

This guy doesn’t know shit

He'd fit in great here.

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6 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

RGL with new cryptic tweet, didn’t want this to slow down. Hahah!


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Far be it from me to tell y’all what to do, but it might be in our best interests if it does slow down

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Ugh I don’t know why I do this to myself. This guy doesn’t know shit

I like the energy, though. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I like the energy, though. 

So he's the grinch that stole Christmas?

17 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

RGL with new cryptic tweet, didn’t want this to slow down. Hahah!


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"Well there it is"

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2 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

So he's the grinch that stole Christmas?

Columbus is whooville...  

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ugh I don’t know why I do this to myself. This guy doesn’t know shit

Welp, while we're continuing to abuse ourselves I can just update that there is nothing new from the squid.  His last tweet was yesterday.

45 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I'll stick around until something official is said. Countdown begins after the KU game is played/cancelled. 

Nah, the final countdown will be when Ohio State finishes its season. Two weeks after that, I’ll concede.

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ugh I don’t know why I do this to myself. This guy doesn’t know shit

LOL someone's been enjoying the attention. 

Bet he's been trolling us and this is his admission.

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3 hours ago, Caddox said:

I haven’t heard back from my thread, that lane may be closed to me for good. I hope not bc it’s become like crack to me.

I spoke with two people on the phone. One works for a BMD that isn’t as active as he used to be, but has talked to a few people that are. He said he had no details except that it’s not happening and we are moving on.

The other guy I talked to is a well connected guy and while he’s not at the level of our biggest donors, he gives enough money to co-own a suite with his brother. He’s an Austin guy and hosts an event every year where he helps CDC raise some money. He helped a lot with the new hall of fame in the NEZ. He said he was celebrating on Saturday too. As far as what happened, he was told Meyer started to get really stressed out about the whole process. We talked for a long time so I don’t want to write a novel here, but I don’t think Meyer ever believed we would actually pony up and give him just a stupidly good offer. He ended negotiations satisfied with what had been done, I’d guess that’s where the media started getting positive it would happen. Then a rumor went around on Saturday that things were being finalized this week. That’s when I got so pumped on Saturday and told a lot of curious people it was “done”. 
 

This guy doesn’t know what happened on Sunday. He’s still waiting to get the full word, but Meyer basically said he’s sorry but he’s out and cited the stress of the process and decision was an indicator he wasn’t ready to come back. It sounds like everyone involved on our side did a great job, so at least it’s not a Saban situation where our typical dumpster fire screws up the deal. He thinks there’s a big detail that he doesn’t know about that ended up hurting us. I’m sure it will come out later that will tie a lot of this together, because something just doesn’t add up.

 

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ugh I don’t know why I do this to myself. This guy doesn’t know shit

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

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BTW if that hack Barton did know anything tomorrow is when Urban was supposed to tell us no.

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ugh I don’t know why I do this to myself. This guy doesn’t know shit

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19 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

RGL with new cryptic tweet, didn’t want this to slow down. Hahah!


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He’s Part of the night crew

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

 

Yeah, Herman not doing a Zoom presser today is the only true data point we have today.

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

BTW if that hack Barton did know anything tomorrow is when Urban was supposed to tell us no.

Always a Tuesday 

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

I’m with you. I think it’s a delay tactic.


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Just now, Lonestar4.8 said:

Alex Grinch just landed in HSB

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2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

At this point I'm doubtful but I don't feel strongly enough one way or another to argue it.  I will say though that I disagree with the part about including the insiders and them working in conjunction with CDC.  Those guys are nothing but a bunch of scumbags and can't be trusted with anything, and I'm sure CDC thinks that.  He may be feeding them misinformation to get everyone off the track, but I don't at all believe the insiders are trustworthy enough to be in on it.

1 minute ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

Alex Grinch just landed in HSB

Curtains check 

Horseshoe bay is the perfect place for a stressed out millionaire who lives in Austin to get away from it all to unwind as he heals his migraines. I can see why we would host meetings there for a certain coach with medical concerns 

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42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My man! Name your amount and I’ll go in opposite of you. No limit. Don’t be a pussy. 

I want in on this. No way Herman is our coach next Year 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

I want in on this. No way Herman is our coach next Year 

Well, you could argue he hasn't been our coach the last 4 years either.

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1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Well, you could argue he hasn't been our coach the last 4 years.

True. Though the sugar bowl was the most fun I’ve had at a Texas game since 09

14 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Welp, while we're continuing to abuse ourselves I can just update that there is nothing new from the squid.  His last tweet was yesterday.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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yeah and he was indicating that he wasn't sure how long it would take, several days perhaps more, but still confident

17 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

Sometimes, a thing is exactly what it is, and not something else.

We offered. He said "Only if X." So we said "Sure, here you go, here's X." Then he said, "But I also want Y." And we said, "Ok, here's Y." And then he said, "Son of a bitch, I never thought you'd offer me that. I... have to think about it." And then he realized he never wanted it.

That's all there is to it. So Herman's going to be replaced by someone else.

17 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Just got home after flying back from a weekend in Austin and am catching up on the last several hours.  Reading Caddox's post all I can say is BS.  This doesn't sound like the response of Urban Meyer.  The stress of the negotiations isn't going to shut him down.  Perhaps I'm just way to hopeful, but this sounds like CDC has stressed to all the insiders that we need to give the appearance that for now at least discussions are off with Meyer while we still have another coach under contract.  And I think the magnitude of this potential hire is finally enough to get all the insiders on board and unified.  If we truly reached out to Meyer as much as a month ago and he expressed interest in the job as has been reported, then until we announce Herman is coming back or he's fired and another coach is under contract, I'm betting Urban is still our guy. Perhaps I'm going down with this ship, but I'm riding it to the finish

You're speaking my language investor-bro

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9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Squid, is that you...

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2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

You're speaking my language investor-bro

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1000 pages here we come

19 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Always a Tuesday 

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10 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Current status of this thread

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Jokes on you. I've been at depression for 10 years.

1 hour ago, wood said:

I think a few of us are still not waving the white flag...

Well I’m waving a holiday bock in front of my face so I’m on board with whatever. 

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Squid, is that you...

Please, squid has better handwriting then that.

 

Anybody able to read Japanese or Mandarin?  Squid has had some conversations that I am pretty sure refer to anime or manga but who knows.

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Not Squidward, just missed those cryptic messages 

13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

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How does this chart line up with pee pee Herman’s urinalysis 

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