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12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s literally about to have the most wins of any coach in that schools history. It’s just that he has run into Clemson/Alabama era of dominance. 

None of that invalidates my statement that not long ago Brian Kelly was on the hotseat because everyone hated him, a student had died, they had to vacate wins from 2 seasons and he lost 20 games in 4 years. He would not succeed at Texas

 

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This thread needs some Italian food.   

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OK dinner tonight homemade Pasta Bolognese

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3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

OK dinner tonight homemade Pasta Bolognese

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what did you use for the meat component?

2 hours ago, Jimbob said:

Herb Hand still having a job says one of 2 things.  
Mensa is gone and he knows it.  

or

Mensa is even less competent than he comes across and should be fired immediately.  
 

Either way he could at least pretend to do his fucking job.  

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24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s literally about to have the most wins of any coach in that schools history. It’s just that he has run into Clemson/Alabama era of dominance. 

Our great coach has ran into the dominance of TCU, Iowa state and blow U. Also Maryland. 

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Night crew checking in. Taking a break from UIL to see if we’ve hired Urban yet.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

Nah they're to busy waiting for some new poster to come on and give them the newest of the new scoops off the wire. Got it from a friend's BIL cousin's uncle at the community glory hole.

Looking like a Shakewell kind of Friday night round here

 

2 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Nah they're to busy waiting for some new poster to come on and give them the newest of the new scoops off the wire. Got it from a friend's BIL cousin's uncle at the community glory hole.

As opposed to night shifts source,the BIL’s friend’s friend who had a hunting lease

3 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

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Night crew checking in. Taking a break from UIL to see if we’ve hired Urban yet.

You're better off going back to watching UIL. Better coaching and play then what we are used to seeing on Saturdays 

3 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Got it from a friend's BIL cousin's uncle at the community glory hole.

Do what now???

 

2 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Nah they're to busy waiting for some new poster to come on and give them the newest of the new scoops off the wire. Got it from a friend's BIL cousin's uncle at the community glory hole.

dbeasy earlier pressed caddox on my earlier insistence on an IRL vouch from caddox.

someone posted that our resident dickpic maestro provided said IRL vouch.

i just exchanged DMs with said dickpic animator.  he approved my posting of his reply, to wit:

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Truly I have no idea who caddox is or what he has said. I never vouched for anyone other than to voice some of my own reasoned out ideas as to why UM was coming. I was wrong. (Probably)

I may have possibly quoted a post and said "I agree with blah blah." But nothing beyond that.

 

 

Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another Urban's been messing around...

10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Here it is

 

 

LOL...dipshit.

"I advise everybody to back the fuck off!" :minutes later: "My arm. Help me. Grandpa, help me".

Such a badass.

22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

None of that invalidates my statement that not long ago Brian Kelly was on the hotseat because everyone hated him, a student had died, they had to vacate wins from 2 seasons and he lost 20 games in 4 years. He would not succeed at Texas

 

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You left out the part where they were in the National Championship in his 3rd year after the shit show that was Willingham and Weiss. Its his fault his QB was a moron and cheated on an exam? Again, no one would give a shit if he's an asshole and wins. He's 43-6 the last 4 years after your "hE's On ThE hOt SeAt" assertion." Unlike Herman, Kelly has shown some ability to learn abd make positive changes.

I invited @caddox to provide to me his contact details to be held in escrow and used only if necessary. He thus far has declined to do so. 

15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

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Would NW beating tOSU speed up the timeline? Seeing them start to get worried on the Scoop board because of injuries on their o-line and some receivers out with COVID.

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

Too busy playing Foosball.

7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

I invited @caddox to provide to me his contact details to be held in escrow and used only if necessary. He thus far has declined to do so. 

pending said irl vouch, caddox is full of shit and gets off wishfapcasting.

26 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief returning drunk.  Any of you night crew Nancies want to step outside?

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13 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another Urban's been messing around...

Be careful you're going give the night crew a full blown hardon with that intel. 

Just now, Errestaurants said:

Be careful you're going give the night crew a full blown hardon with that intel. 

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

pending said irl vouch, caddox is full of shit and gets off wishfapcasting.

He was full of shit 2 weeks when he said meyer was a done deal and was just waiting on lawyers

Decided this thread needed some BDE so I took one for the team. Not going to lie. The mcrib fucking blows. 

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1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

He was full of shit 2 weeks when he said meyer was a done deal and was just waiting on lawyers

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Just now, Errestaurants said:

He was full of shit 2 weeks when he said meyer was a done deal and was just waiting on lawyers

Everyone is always waiting on lawyers.  Sorry.

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6 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Oh shit. 

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Day shift not gonna like that BDE lol.

tammy sure had some pipes.... i will see your wynette and up you a bob's country bunker:

 

43 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what did you use for the meat component?

beef, veal, pork equal parts

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

tammy sure had some pipes.... i will see your wynette and up you a bob's country bunker:

 

 

 

Wynette's was just a cover.

Here's the original:

 

 

11 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

beef, veal, pork equal parts

Veal is a type of beef.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Veal is a type of beef.

true, but it's youth makes it distinct

i guess i could have said old cow, young cow and pig

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hold the fuck on.   sheep are bovine.  cattle are not.  sheep are not beef.

the fuck.

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wynette's was just a cover.

Here's the original:

 

Minnie is no Tammy....musically-wise!

 

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hold the fuck on.   sheep are bovine.  cattle are not.  sheep are not beef.

the fuck.

You're an interesting one.

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