6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[OnAComputer 1405]

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79 days left

Edited June 14, 2018 by OnAComputer

[I Plead Da Fif 206]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least he’ll never have to take off the aggy ring. Also, I’m judging his bbq plate as subpar. 

Would you say his meat judging is less than adequate for an Aggy?

[I Plead Da Fif 206]

12 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Do their coaches really wear those stupid hats???

 

They’re also indoors in that photo. That hat is mainly for keeping your face and neck from getting burnt. What a dweeb #lit

[Leanderman 2207]

"That hat is mainly for keeping your face and neck from getting burnt."

Or it wont get crushed at the glory hole.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Are you comparing toilet smurf to Helen of Troy?

He's actually Cassandra reversed. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Hamm’s Aggy Ring means more to him than his own family, I’d wager.

[Katfid54 8575]

5 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

He's actually Cassandra reversed. 

[HtownHorn 14285]

9 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm’s Aggy Ring means more to him than his own family, I’d wager.

No more than 30 seconds.

[C-Man 26535]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least he’ll never have to take off the aggy ring. Also, I’m judging his bbq plate as subpar. 

Looks DAF

[Fug 537]

2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

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79 days left

Until Hamm joins TFB?

Edited June 14, 2018 by Fug

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

So what is kar-amm’s  aggy scoop today?

 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

5 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

So what is kar-amm’s  aggy scoop today?

 

A piquant little flavor called "Jimbo Juice". Unique ice cream flavor which has the unfortunate habit of always being eaten by someone else.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm & his sugar momma

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Hamm sent that BBQ back to the kitchen claiming it was undercooked.

[Plorant 798]

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Wait--Hamm's ex-wife is fucking her brother?

https://media.giphy.com/media/IUZtGhVO8hZ6w/giphy.gif

[williemackgarza 1826]

I bet jimbo and hamm marriages ended due to the same shit.
Well hammer, somebody got yo time


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[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1591]

This situation is like watching the fiery train of diarrhea crash into Soviet era Russia in slow motion.  I cant' tell if I'm entertained, frightened, or excited.  It's like sleeping with @South Austin's mom for the first time.   

[irishtexan 11413]

Oh shit, maybe she let Swamp Dogg kiss it

[lemonandaturd 4281]

Brewster looks a lot like Jim Nabors when he played Gomer Pyle.    

[Machinator 32097]

[Machinator 32097]

[Machinator 32097]

oops

[travelingtexan 198]

ovaries on the table....wtf does that even mean?

[Sejjr 3244]

7 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

ovaries on the table....wtf does that even mean?

I believe it is a disgusting metaphor used to signal a bold prediction.

[Tex Pete 20019]

7 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

ovaries on the table....wtf does that even mean?

I don’t even want to know. 

 

#notmygrandma

Edited June 15, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Feel free to take all of those guys. That’s put them at 22 and almost done, with precious few Texas targets among them. 

[Neonmoon 38126]

I hope they load up too. The 2nd half of the rollercoaster is much more fun 

[Machinator 32097]

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

Oh, Hammster, how adorable your confidence is!

[golfclap 6903]

that motherfucker just finished 4 sentences in a row with the word today. 

 

[tx ind 6825]

^^^A front runner or the front runner ? Is that like referring to themselves as A flagship university?

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

16 minutes ago, tx ind said:

^^^A front runner or the front runner ? Is that like referring to themselves as A flagship university?

[UDontKnow 10439]

10 hours ago, irishtexan said:

You fucking creeps have borked up this thread. 

Maybe you should up your bork game and get with the program.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3534]

I'm guessing women Karen's age no longer have working ovaries, hence her willingness to put them "on the table" for aggy. They ain't worth anything.

[markstanco 12424]

"They're" a front runner.

100:1 he said "we're a front runner" and changed it.

[SHOOTER12 8766]

9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm guessing women Karen's age no longer have working ovaries, hence her willingness to put them "on the table" for aggy. They ain't worth anything.

Means she's safe to sex up, as she can't get pregnant any more.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Means she's safe to sex up, as she can't get pregnant any more.

She can still spread anthrax, though.

[SHOOTER12 8766]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

She can still spread anthrax, though.

Yes true, among other things she can spread.....

[Scholz 11892]

That Karen person makes me sad in my pants.

[Neonmoon 38126]

The knuckle draggers on Gigem247 used to say "nuts on the table. call your shot" when they would aks for predictions on where a recruit would commit. I asked  google to translate it from Closet Homosexual to English and it means "lay it on the line with a prediction". This slang has matriculated over to Hamm's Lonely Farts Facebook Gang where Karen has reimagined the colloquialism for the female gender. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

12 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

Gross.  

[Longhornfrenzy 5452]

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[Noah Fence 480]

51 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

[HuntinHorn 962]

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

 

 

Poor Karen... her standards must be waaaaay low.

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

 

 

Poor Karen... her standards must be waaaaay low.

Hamm is an Aggy version of Stifler. Please tell me that Karen has a grandson named Finch.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

Karen is into short, beta, cucks so your probably right.

[TexasToast 728]

3 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

[Mac8111 2096]

She has at least tried To give him a hand job under the table at a local Chili’s bar.

[Machinator 32097]

Lol

[Machinator 32097]