6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[TBGFL 397]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

He wasnt sent packing by fsu.

I Figured every college football fan could see why he is at aggy now.

He overplayed his hand with FSU and already burned all his bridges. Basically the admin said "see ya".

[rickyspub 801]

6 hours ago, TBGFL said:

He overplayed his hand with FSU and already burned all his bridges. Basically the admin said "see ya".

Well, FSU certainly wasn't dumb enough to match $75M, even by not making it all guaranteed, so we won't know just how far he overplayed his hand. Was FSU going to fire him? I doubt it. Would they have let him go without a fight had aggy offered $1 more than his current contract? Possibly.

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16 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Well, FSU certainly wasn't dumb enough to match $75M, even by not making it all guaranteed, so we won't know just how far he overplayed his hand. Was FSU going to fire him? I doubt it. Would they have let him go without a fight had aggy offered $1 more than his current contract? Possibly.

That's pretty much what happened. 

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[Longhornfrenzy 5511]

aggy just pissed Karen off

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[SimkinsMan 4322]

Golly, they're at each other's throats and Jimbo hasn't even lost a game yet. 

[Scholz 11905]

Well, old MeeMaw sure wore out her welcome fast.  This should go well for her.  lulz.

[Viper 11996]

who has access to the whole facebook group? Has she taken over that place akin to Hugo Stiglitz on the politics board? or are we over sampling her posts because they're so crazy?

[Pato del Muerto 52234]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

who has access to the whole facebook group? Has she taken over that place akin to Hugo Stiglitz on the politics board? or are we over sampling her posts because they're so crazy?

Distinction without a difference?  To us at least. Not to the poop members. 

[texifornia 56287]

Welcome to aggy, meemaw

[Auto Driller 2504]

This woman really has an unhealthy obsession with all things Jimbo.

[Noah Fence 480]

"Aggie on."  - Memaw is starting to understand these fuckers..

[Pato del Muerto 52234]

Meemaw is being outnuttered by aggy. 

At least when you get outwhataburgered you still have a tasty item from whataburger. 

[markstanco 12464]

She knows him, therefore he didnt do anything wrong.

[crash_davis 23076]

i cannot stop watching this train wreck.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

This is great, I really can't wait until Bama and Clemson destroy them. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1934]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Welcome to aggy, meemaw

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

7 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

This is great, I really can't wait until Bama and Clemson destroy them. 

Yeah, but Arky Chad beating them the week after Bama' will really be fun to see.

[rickyspub 801]

I imagine if someone got Jimbo off the record he would tell them that he has assurances from aggy and The Station's police to look the other way as aggressively as possible when his players go wilding, just like the deal he had at FSU.

[Scholz 11905]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah, but Arky Chad beating them the week after Bama' will really be fun to see.

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12387]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

i cannot stop watching this train wreck.

She's going to help us get through quiet month. I hope she never dies. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

She's going to help us get through quiet month. I hope she never dies. 

She died three years ago. Her mouth keeps going, though.

[Scholz 11905]

"You don't know him.  I do."

Apparently you don't know him from those casual encounters like you think you do, drunk ass Grammy

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

How was she not an Aggy fan from birth?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

How was she not an Aggy fan from birth?

There was no aggy until the late 19th century.

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

She died three years ago. Her mouth keeps going, though.

Well, apparently putting your ovaries on the table does come at a cost...

[Katfid54 8583]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

She died three years ago. Her mouth keeps going, though.

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

This looks like the Tech boards when when all the Bobby Knight sycophants followed him over there.

[Machinator 32097]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

She's going to help us get through quiet month.

Absolutely.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

She knows him?  Maybe as a stalker.

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[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hammbone Hammbone have you heard?   MeeMaw got hit with a flying turd.  Aggie Scoop says she's not welcome.  

[cochamps 1875]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah, but Arky Chad beating them the week after Bama' will really be fun to see.

This is the one I wanna see.

[Bodacious Bevo 3572]

This is the weirdest one to me

You can't be critical of any player who every played for Jimbo? He's probably coached thousands of players at this point and you can't be critical of any of them? Jesus fucking Christ she might be more delusional than they are 

[texifornia 56287]

9 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

This is the weirdest one to me

You can't be critical of any player who every played for Jimbo? He's probably coached thousands of players at this point and you can't be critical of any of them? Jesus fucking Christ she might be more delusional than they are 

That's a parody account alas

[Bodacious Bevo 3572]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That's a parody account alas

Oh really? They do a good job because I was totally ready to believe it 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

It's real to me.  

[Machinator 32097]

Who needs a parody account?

[texasstrong12 4668]

This guy gets it. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

I always gave my girl shit for following celebrity gossip, but here I am watching an oompa loompa and a senile old bat fight on face book over 16 year old football players. I think I owe her an apology.

Edited June 23, 2018 by Not a Sock

[lemonandaturd 4285]

It's Friday night.  She just needs to get drunker than Rumlin in an Indy hotel lobby and everything aggy will look much better.   It worked for Johnny.    

[sdm 844]

I'd be very amused if MeeMaw turns out to be Jimbo himself just doing some masquerading. He always seemed ultra sensitive and defensive protecting Winston.

[Sejjr 3246]

4 hours ago, sdm said:

I'd be very amused if MeeMaw turns out to be Jimbo himself just doing some masquerading. He always seemed ultra sensitive and defensive protecting Winston.

I wish this were true. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1598]

18 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There was no aggy until the late 19th century.

Avatar checks out.

[rickyspub 801]

13 hours ago, sdm said:

I'd be very amused if MeeMaw turns out to be Jimbo himself just doing some masquerading. He always seemed ultra sensitive and defensive protecting Winston.

Candi certainly thought his testosterone levels made him more a MeeMaw than a HeMan.

[UDontKnow 10439]

49 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Candi certainly thought his testosterone levels made him more a MeeMaw than a HeMan.

 

[texifornia 56287]

Crazy coming outta leftfield - one of the TexAgs writers is in a Twitter fight with Smash Mouth because I guess they insulted Myles Garrett?

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Passwaters is from AggieYell (Rivals Site). 

He's as shitty as Liucci and Hamm but has calmed down in recent years. You could find a lot of hilarious takes from Passwaters when he was more active. 

Edited June 24, 2018 by texasstrong12

[SizzleChest 8275]

On 6/22/2018 at 9:45 PM, sdm said:

I'd be very amused if MeeMaw turns out to be Jimbo himself just doing some masquerading. He always seemed ultra sensitive and defensive protecting Winston.

 

On 6/23/2018 at 10:51 AM, rickyspub said:

Candi certainly thought his testosterone levels made him more a MeeMaw than a HeMan.

HeMaw?

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