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Thank you, Mr President for cutting us in on all these government deals. 

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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He is saying that states are hoarding masks.  With no proof.  

These sycophants are worse. 

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't believe y'all can still watch that shit. it makes me physically ill to hear him speak

I haven't in a week.  Thought I would remind myself of how fucked we are.

ABC, NBC, and CBS have all cut away. Fox still sucking the cock. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

ABC, NBC, and CBS have all cut away. Fox still sucking the cock. 

Good. Glad I wasn’t watching.

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And ventilators. Hoarding ventilators. Maybe in Florida. Why doesn’t he call the Governor there?

 

Watching on C-Span. 

By noon tomorrow, that theory will be all over the right wing Twitter universe.

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I should clarify. Trump didn’t say Florida was hoarding ventilators; that is my implication.

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Talking about restaurants and deductions for corporations so the lunches will keep the restaurants from going under. 

He’s making no sense right now. Just the ramblings of a moron. 

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Unemployment benefits to be administered by states. 
“Many states have antiquated computer systems that are forty-five years old. My opponents wanted that. If you don’t get your money quickly...” whooosh, that was slick, almost didn’t see him do that one. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s making no sense right now. Just the ramblings of a moron. 

Ahh so nothing’s changed

He just found out how many countries there were. 

151 countries.....that's something. Who knew there were so many countries? we've zoomed right past Idiocracy folks.

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“The better you do the faster this whole nightmare will end.”

We’re shut down until 4/30. By June we’ll be good. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

He just found out how many countries there were. 

It was a big picture of the world with a number in the middle of it.

"Look, he hasn't read anything yet. Pictures. It has to be on a level that a 5yr old can understand. Simple ideas for a simpleton."

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“The peak death rate is likely to hit in two weeks. Nothing worse than declaring victory before the victory is won.” 
 

“The better you do the quicker this will be done [sic-not exact on that] therefore extending guidelines to April 30.”

So no Easter opening.

 

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

These people are ghouls. Absolute ghouls.

proudly presented to you by the Republican Party

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Who couldn't have seen this coming...

 

I honestly don't want this to happen, but the only thing that's going to stop this piece of shit president and his followers are massive deaths.

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“I hear stories.” Bashing New York. 
 

“People should check that. “

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Someone should see what Jared is doing (re: mask hoarding)

 

Wow, who had the ammo story with  generals on their bingo card?

I hear stories that Trump is a massive asshole who is weaponizing relief supplies. People should check that. 

Dr F walking back 100 to 200k number.

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Was that just used to scare Trump to pushing the date back through end of April

Fuck.  John Prine has it?  And he's critical?

That's not gonna end well.

 

Fuck you, Donald Trump.  My, the things I'd like to say but won't.

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He’s rather fond of saying 2.2 isn’t he? He almost seems disappointed.

He's gonna claim he saved 2.1 million lives

Fucking OAN with the propaganda questions. 

"Mr president, your ratings are sky high! Why does the media hate you?" 

"Excellent question!" 

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Oh Lord. The OANN blonde asked “the best question” about other media outlets not showing the briefings. He is going to keep calling on her every day now. 
 

Smokey with the quick reply

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Church in Tampa, Florida this morning.

 

 


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Morons.

 

The Book of Moron?

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Yamiche!!!!!!

He is such a weak man. Spreading a bunch of bull about the equipment. 
 

She isn’t backing down but geeze I hate him. 

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