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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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What we built over the past 6 years.

We do not have to put up with what has taken place in washington, DC.

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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The Carters are apparently in need of being taken back.  
 

 

If you had 5 "Corridors" on your drinking bingo card, you're dead. 

CNN still has Trump ranting in the background while talking about him. Pretty funny.

22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Like a dork, I'm watching the Artemis I pre-launch broadcast.  

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There are a lot nations that hate us.

We don't use our liquid gold.

 

i really missed this guy.

said no person ever.

I loved those G20 meetings.  We negotiated.  Farmers love trump. I don't bother talking about my deal with China after Covid. 

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can someone who is watching please provide play by play? 

He keeps talking about taking the "Carters" back, not sure if he's talking about Jimmy Carter and his family or some other group of Carters.

They wanted the wall.  They understood it.  I won every single community.  Great gentleman from Texas said we won everything since Reconstruction.  He's reelected.  They are sending people through his state.  

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He keeps talking about taking the "Carters" back, not sure if he's talking about Jimmy Carter and his family or some other group of Carters.

Rip Aaron.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He keeps talking about taking the "Carters" back, not sure if he's talking about Jimmy Carter and his family or some other group of Carters.

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I didn't watch but I feel like I know exactly how it went.

He is nothing if not consistently catshit cooky.

If he had given this speech in 2015 he would have been gone like a fart in the wind.  Talk about boring.  

Just now, dieucla98 said:

I didn't watch but I feel like I know exactly how it went.

He is nothing if not consistently catshit cooky.

Lower energy than you'd expect 

Play by play: what the fuck bronzer?

it’s bad y’all. So bad I had to switch channels. He’s taking credit for everything. Border bad. Hispanic Americans good. Big ideas. He’s not a critic. He wants to restore America. Common sense. He handed off the baton to Biden and Biden messed it all up. He can fix everything. He see it’s much easier now. Bring down inflation. His kids are nowhere to be seen. He can make us more money. Putting America first. Smattering of applause. He didn’t need this he says and he is only running because…america is only great because of him..I can’t recap anymore because it’s all about him

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He keeps talking about taking the "Carters" back, not sure if he's talking about Jimmy Carter and his family or some other group of Carters.

No he clearly meant, "Welcome Back, KOTTER!"  DYNO-MITE! 

He sounds low energy as fuck.  What's going on?  I wanted a rager, this is fucking impotent.  Maybe he got all that energy from the Kush.  Who knew? 

Sweet, he's bringing back coal for the 37th time.  

TURKEY BINGO! 

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apparently nobody's gonna get a turkey this thanksgiving. Im kind of bummed

8 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

I didn't watch but I feel like I know exactly how it went.

He is nothing if not consistently catshit cooky.

His crowd is not nearly as enthusiastic as his past rallies.  

Wait, the wall is done?  But we're doing "more Wall"?  

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He sounds low energy as fuck.  What's going on?  I wanted a rager, this is fucking impotent.  Maybe he got all that energy from the Kush.  Who knew? 

Wouldn't you be pissed if you had be around Kushner all the time?

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

His crowd is not nearly as enthusiastic as his past rallies.  

I'm sure the dinner was $5,000 a plate.  Not the usual MAGA trailer trash holding each other's beers.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ungela Merkel?

Yes, of the Hamburg Merkels.  We used to summer at Eagle River. 

 

also, did he just refer to our Southern Border as a "large Port"?  

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3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He sounds low energy as fuck.  What's going on?  I wanted a rager, this is fucking impotent.  Maybe he got all that energy from the Kush.  Who knew? 

Yup he was about 5 seconds from begging people to clap. 

I didn’t realize it was Festivus already. This is one helluva grievance airing.

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

glad they were ready with this.

doesn’t seem much like a biden move but it’s fun. 

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Fox News has huckabee on “if he stays on message like that, he’s unbeatable in 24, r or d won’t be able to touch him”

25 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can someone who is watching please provide play by play? 

Joe Biden got rid of our borders.  

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

Fox News has huckabee on “if he stays on message like that, he’s unbeatable in 24, r or d won’t be able to touch him”

Good lord what an idiot

"I completed the wall, and I'm going to add to the wall."

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Joe Biden got rid of our borders.  

and our turkeys

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

and our turkeys

So what, is the border wall being built to keep out MS-13 or the turkeys in?  

 

Also, politics aside...can we talk about his Chinese accent impression?  

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I'm watching Anderson Cooper and there's some dude throwing cold water on Trump.  It's fucking Mike Mulvaney.  

Two thoughts: 1) why isn't he in jail, and 2) I guess he's off the Trump Train.

 

 

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"Gender Insanity"

Dibs on band name fuckers!    We're gonna open for Zack Attack at Bayside

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FUCK ALL OF THIS!!!

Pathetic fucking nation/laws/system to still allow this piece of shit human to be roaming freely after all his criminal bullshit. 

first tweet I see. for the love god, someone explain the constitution to these dumb fucks ........

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump wants quick trials and executions for drug dealers.

 

Probably because his dealer cut off his amphetamines.  Wtf is this low energy Jeb bullshit? 

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