December 24, 2025Dec 24 Isn’t that an old video, or do they all just run together now that all decent norms in this country have completely collapsed
December 24, 2025Dec 24 Author I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. Edited December 24, 2025Dec 24 by elfenix
December 24, 2025Dec 24 1 minute ago, elfenix said: I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. Just turn off all notifications until you use the app.
December 24, 2025Dec 24 Author 7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: Just turn off all notifications until you use the app. it's less steps to install and then uninstall the app than to go into settings and turn on and then off notifications for uber. l a z y (if i had to log in then maybe, but it doesn't make me log in each time) Edited December 24, 2025Dec 24 by elfenix
December 24, 2025Dec 24 In San Antonio for Christmas. Sweet mother of mercy I'd forgotten how god awful the drivers are here. Completely oblivious. Sitting at 4 way stops like there's a red light. Waiting 5 seconds to accelerate on greens. Everyone on their phone.
December 24, 2025Dec 24 5 hours ago, PvilleStang said: ATM = Automatic Teller Machine. ATM Machine is redundant. Same with Hot Water Heater... Signed, the Redundant Department of Redundancy. You sound like a miserable twat and I have a real problem with you. Happy festivus.
December 24, 2025Dec 24 12 minutes ago, Superhero said: You sound like a miserable twat and I have a real problem with you. Happy festivus. Trivial things thread, it's what it's for... And Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025Dec 24 We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door. Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen. I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope. Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight. Edited December 24, 2025Dec 24 by Superhero
December 24, 2025Dec 24 Going into CVS, and immediately being met with a big monitor showing me on camera with a red sign saying recording in progress. Walking around the store and half the merchandise is under lock and key and I have to beg someone to let me grab something off the shelf. I hate this store attitude of I need to let you know that I know that you are all a bunch of fucking criminals. 55 minutes ago, Superhero said: We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door. Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen. I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope. Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight. The Wet Bandits imo
December 25, 2025Dec 25 TV show seasons being so spread out is stupid. I got friends asking if I'm up to date on Stranger Things, it's been 3 fucking years! I barely remember WTF was happening when it stopped. The desire to finish it just isn't there. Maybe I'll give a shit about it again one day.
December 25, 2025Dec 25 On 12/24/2025 at 8:45 AM, Superhero said: We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door. Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen. I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope. Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight. Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door. I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around. Whew.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 6 hours ago, Superhero said: Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door. I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around. Whew. You are one of the most “interesting” posters on this site.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 7 hours ago, Superhero said: Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door. I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around. Whew. I figured it was your wife's boyfriend.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 8 hours ago, ztejas said: I figured it was your wife's boyfriend. A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion. Close enough.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 Attempting to look at a restaurant menu online prior to driving there to dine in, but it won’t list the prices of the food. Instead it says ‘Start order now”. I do not want to order carryout or doordash, I want to see the complete menu with prices before leaving the house. Plus, why do some restaurants make it so difficult to find their happy hour menus online?
December 26, 2025Dec 26 Attempting to look at a restaurant menu online prior to driving there to dine in, but it won’t list the prices of the food. Instead it says ‘Start order now”. I do not want to order carryout or doordash, I want to see the complete menu with prices before leaving the house. Plus, why do some restaurants make it so difficult to find their happy hour menus online?So much this. I don’t WANT to place a goddamn online order. I don’t want to have to enter my preferred delivery time and address. I just want to see if you offer extreme fajitas and pizza shooters and see how much they cost. That’s it. I want to see your goddamn menu. It’s not hard to post it. Lots of places do.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: So much this. I don’t WANT to place a goddamn online order. I don’t want to have to enter my preferred delivery time and address. I just want to see if you offer extreme fajitas and pizza shooters and see how much they cost. That’s it. I want to see your goddamn menu. It’s not hard to post it. Lots of places do. That is why we followed my son in Boston. He had scoped it all out. Recon via the yutes is a thing.
December 27, 2025Dec 27 Restaurants and people calling Klobasniks kolaches.Kolaches are the pastries, the delicious meat filled balls of dough are klobasniks
December 27, 2025Dec 27 The Proclaimers Starbucks commercial. I would not walk 10 feet for their shit coffee.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 Its fairly well-known that warm/red lighting is the most pleasant and least disruptive to night vision. Not to my wife, who can’t sleep without a night light. When we stay at her parents house, the night lights are mounted high on the wall—directly in my line of sight, and theyre RGB but my wife insist on keeping them at fucking GREEN, and they sear through my eyelids, right into my retina, when im simply trying to sleep.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 2 hours ago, 52-80 said:Its fairly well-known that warm/red lighting is the most pleasant and least disruptive to night vision.Not to my wife, who can’t sleep without a night light. When we stay at her parents house, the night lights are mounted high on the wall—directly in my line of sight, and theyre RGB but my wife insist on keeping them at fucking GREEN, and they sear through my eyelids, right into my retina, when im simply trying to sleep.https://a.co/d/ad3NPRe
December 31, 2025Dec 31 While watching a football game on TV, a big play happens or a TD is scored, and the play by play guy starts shrieking loudly like a little bitch cornholed with a red hot poker……in a transparent fake attempt to generate more excitement.Dandy Don Meredith & Howard Cosell would sneer at such dumbassery.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 California’s mandated low flow shower heads. Yes I know we’re in perpetual drought, but a man needs a strong shower.Showering in other states / countries is a treat.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 1 hour ago, Superhero said:California’s mandated low flow shower heads. Yes I know we’re in perpetual drought, but a man needs a strong shower.Showering in other states / countries is a treat.You know you can buy the good ones on a work trip, right?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 Author the controls on watch espn disappear as you are using them. need to go back 30 seconds to see something again, you have to hit the 10 sec back 3 times. but the on screen controls keep disappearing so half the time the second or third click pauses the feed or un-fullscreens the window.
1 hour ago1 hr why does every piece of garment need to have 50 different tags?print them on water dissolvable material or put them on tear-off tags or something
3 minutes ago3 min Author 1 hour ago, 52-80 said:why does every piece of garment need to have 50 different tags?print them on water dissolvable material or put them on tear-off tags or somethingWorse is when you clip the little plastic line holding tags and one of the anchors flies off to embed itself in the carpet, where you can't find it but it stays ready to impale your foot in the middle of the night Edited 2 minutes ago2 min by elfenix
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