Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

Random rumors I had read was the Panthers were high on Jaycee Horn. Broncos also in the mix for a CB.

After the Eagles traded down from 6 to 12, now they are trying to trade up to 8 or 9 to get a CB (maybe Surtain II)

Giants want a WR Waddle/Smith at #11 overall

 

Still seems Surtain / Horn / Slater are the most likely picks unless there's a trade down.

[futureman 22324]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Slater

what do we do with him in 2021?  if we take him. 

[gsoda3 3187]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

what do we do with him in 2021?  if we take him. 

if tyron and la'el are healthy, let him duke it out with connor for LG. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

Some scouts rank him as high as Zach Martin coming out. Wouldn't be my favorite pick but if he indeed has All-Pro upside I don't hate it.

It's a 4 or 5 year contract, not just 2021.

[tokamak 6321]

Do y'all want Slater over Sewell, or is it just that Sewell is expected to be long gone at 10?

[futureman 22324]

45 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

if tyron and la'el are healthy, let him duke it out with connor for LG. 

I think you want a sure starter at 10. surtain/horn aren’t duking it out with anyone for a starting spot. 

[Patrick Bateman 3851]

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

if tyron and la'el are healthy, let him duke it out with connor for LG. 

Move Connor to Center, which was actually discussed last offseason.  Slater can play guard.  And yes to whoever said Zack Martin clone comps.  

[Get ln My Van 927]

Dying on the Parsons at 10 hill.

Dude will be the face of our defense for a decade.

[gsoda3 3187]

13 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Move Connor to Center, which was actually discussed last offseason.  Slater can play guard.  And yes to whoever said Zack Martin clone comps.  

i would much rather have biadasz at center than connor.  worse case scenario if we draft slater is we have our swing tackle should TS or LC go down.  but yeah you need a sure fire starter at #10 imo.

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

11 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Dying on the Parsons at 10 hill.

Dude will be the face of our defense for a decade.

Feel like most great LBs live in the film room not partying and beating up their teammates but who knows.

"Humphries was awakened by Micah Parsons throwing water on him in the Morgan Academic Center and responded by throwing a bottle of Gatorade back. Parsons then punched Humphries in the face with a close fist, grabbed hold of his neck and began choking him, the filing claim. Humphries says he told Franklin about the incident and his fear of Parsons later that day."

[Get ln My Van 927]

8 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Feel like most great LBs live in the film room not partying and beating up their teammates but who knows.

"Humphries was awakened by Micah Parsons throwing water on him in the Morgan Academic Center and responded by throwing a bottle of Gatorade back. Parsons then punched Humphries in the face with a close fist, grabbed hold of his neck and began choking him, the filing claim. Humphries says he told Franklin about the incident and his fear of Parsons later that day."

Give me a linebacker with Ray Lewis tendencies every day of the week.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Move Connor to Center, which was actually discussed last offseason.  Slater can play guard.  And yes to whoever said Zack Martin clone comps.  

I’d much rather keep developing biadasz, a guy who’s played the position for a while now. Williams becomes your new Joe Looney at that point IMO. 
 

still think we take a corner though, whether it’s Surtain or horn. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

Yep. Solid chance one of the two CBs are off the board and you just take the other guy.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5294]

2 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Dying on the Parsons at 10 hill.

Dude will be the face of our defense for a decade.

I like that he doesn't have drop foot or a damaged spine. That's why there's zero chance jerry drafts him. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1052]

on second thought.  No one cares

Edited April 29, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[LTtxfan 48688]

Thank God for Compensatory Picks...

Dallas Cowboys 2021 NFL Draft Picks:

• Round 1, pick 10
• Round 2, pick 44
• Round 3, pick 75
• Round 3, pick 99    (Compensatory)
• Round 4, pick 115
• Round 4, pick 138   (Compensatory)
• Round 5, pick 179    (Compensatory)
• Round 6, pick 192
• Round 6, pick 227    (Compensatory)
• Round 7, pick 238

By waiting to sign more free agents till after the Draft, the Cowboys may preserve some compensatory picks in 2022

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Let's go! 

Horn 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

Thank you Atlanta for drafting Pitts to end that stupid dream of getting him here when he would hardly improve this offense at all.

[Drew 2222]

Setting up good. Still have Fields, 2 OTs, and 2 DBs left. Plus a WR or 2 could go.

Cowboys will get a great player. Just don’t take the fucking LB.

[Drew 2222]

Whelp. 1 WR down. All those guys left.

Cincy is so stupid.

[Drew 2222]

Setting up good. Still have Fields, 2 OTs, and 2 DBs left. Plus a WR or 2 could go.

Cowboys will get a great player. Just don’t take the fucking LB.

2 picks later. Still the same. Only 3 picks left before us.

[DougO 5223]

Watch the fecals leapfrog and take Surtain. They love doin' shit like that.

Edited April 30, 2021 by DougO

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Watch the fecals leapfrog and take Surtain. They love doin' shit like that.

Cool Horn will still be there. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

D. Smith still there at 10

Jerry " I'll take him" 

[Drew 2222]

Watch the fecals leapfrog and take Surtain. They love doin' shit like that.

Cool. Take Horn or Slater and keep on truckin.

They literally can’t go wrong here.

Hell, let Fields keep falling. Someone behind them will trade up to take him and give up a haul.

[Viper 11918]

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Cool Horn will still be there. 

Nope

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Fuck rhule 

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Bet Denver takes surtain. 

[Drew 2222]

Sewel and horn gone.

Leaves Surtain(the safe pick) or Slater(another safe pick) or maybe Fields makes it to them and they trade back(my dream)

[Drew 2222]

Bet Denver takes surtain. 

That means fields is there.

Captain Trade Down.



Also, Slater is NOT a bad pick at all.

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Trade back if fields is there.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Bet Denver takes surtain. 

Yup. My thoughts exactly. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

I know the oline needs help but I don't know enough about Slater trade back and give me the Smithson valley safety. 

[Drew 2222]

That’s fine guys. They still can get Slater or take the best trade back offer for Fields.

[LTtxfan 48688]

So if Fields and Surtain are there at #10, if you're Dallas do you trade down to #15 with New England??

 

Edited April 30, 2021 by LTtxfan
Damn autocorrect

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

FUCK!!!!!

[C-Man 26535]

Uh oh

[LTtxfan 48688]

Damn, poor Dallas didn't get either 1st Rd CB

[futureman 22324]

hahahaha

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

Lol problem solved

[Ghost of Shag 2549]

Thread title is accurate.

[Vito Andolini 9036]

Trade down

[Drew 2222]

We’re fine. They’re going to go OT(some say the best in the class)


But I’m very happy if they try to trade back.

I will literally log off if they take Parsons.

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Trade down Jerry 

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Shit. Denver did that move to fuck the Cowboys

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

Besides fields, maybe someone wants to jump the giants for d smith

[DougO 5223]

That leaves the classic injury guy pick for Dallas, Farley.

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Fuck it draft Cosmi 

HOOK EM!!! 

[futureman 22324]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

We’re fine. They’re going to go OT(some say the best in the class)


But I’m very happy if they try to trade back.

I will literally log off if they take Parsons.

shut the fuck up drew

[mdmost 42167]

Eagles trading up