December 26, 2025Dec 26 The ones who know you best. Nobody else gives a shit or just laughs at how bizarre you are. Stop reading the letters of praise from opposing fans written by Aggies. Or don't. Who cares? Â Â
December 26, 2025Dec 26 15 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Sure Jan. Look at this self confessed t-shirt fan  Yeah, yeah. And Hydrox was made before Oreos, too. But we think of Oreos as the name brand and Hydrox as the lesser. You know why? Because Oreo is better than weird ass tastin' Hydrox. There's a great metaphor in there.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 i wish this topic would just die because it is so pedantic. de jure UT came first it was in the constitution de facto A&M started first because you can build a cow college in a barn in the middle of nowhere, overnight.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 1 minute ago, linux said: i wish this topic would just die because it is so pedantic. de jure UT came first it was in the constitution de facto A&M started first because you can build a cow college in a barn in the middle of nowhere, overnight. Was Austin a sprawling metropolis in 1875?
December 26, 2025Dec 26 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: Was Austin a sprawling metropolis in 1875? Probably still more developed than a barn where they can study cow milking.Â
December 26, 2025Dec 26 Aggies are the most Self Absorbed yet least Self Aware fanbase in all of sports!
December 27, 2025Dec 27 16 hours ago, linux said:i wish this topic would just die because it is so pedantic.de jure UT came first it was in the constitutionde facto A&M started first because you can build a cow college in a barn in the middle of nowhere, overnight.Don't use dem fancy city boys words around aggy
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/26/2025 at 8:33 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:Jim "the marine" Turner is now the new OL coach at Rutgers.I remember that guy. Texags was slobbering all over that fucking guy,
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/26/2025 at 2:40 PM, linux said:i wish this topic would just die because it is so pedantic.de jure UT came first it was in the constitutionde facto A&M started first because you can build a cow college in a barn in the middle of nowhere, overnight.I thought it was because they were in a hurry to isolate the regards away from the rest of the state?
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/26/2025 at 2:40 PM, linux said:i wish this topic would just die because it is so pedantic.de jure UT came first it was in the constitutionde facto A&M started first because you can build a cow college in a barn in the middle of nowhere, overnight.You realize this constitutes a Bat Signal for RD? Hide the women and children!
December 28, 2025Dec 28 Author 1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:Just one more thing aggy is better than us inAnother way to say "we accept every student that can fog a mirror"1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:Just one more thing aggy is better than us inAnother way to say "we accept every student that can fog a mirror"
December 28, 2025Dec 28 4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:I remember that guy. Texags was slobbering all over that fucking guy,Name literally anything they don't slobber on
December 28, 2025Dec 28 1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:Just one more thing aggy is better than us inThe most instagrammed!!! Wow!
December 28, 2025Dec 28 I thought this was a troll account so I scrolled through the posting history. This seems to be a legitimate fan. Wow
December 29, 2025Dec 29 56 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:I thought this was a troll account so I scrolled through the posting history. This seems to be a legitimate fan. Wowhttps://copypastatext.com/no-disrespect-im-a-firm-believer-that-sweeping-them-is-a-huge-fluke-and-robs-them-of-truly-accomplishing-what-their-capable-of/
December 29, 2025Dec 29 15 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:I thought this was a troll account so I scrolled through the posting history. This seems to be a legitimate fan. Wow14 hours ago, Genghis said:https://copypastatext.com/no-disrespect-im-a-firm-believer-that-sweeping-them-is-a-huge-fluke-and-robs-them-of-truly-accomplishing-what-their-capable-of/
December 29, 2025Dec 29 On 12/26/2025 at 2:46 PM, linux said:Probably still more developed than a barn where they can study cow milking. You mean bull milking?
December 29, 2025Dec 29 16 hours ago, William Bludworth said:Name literally anything they don't slobber onFootball trophies
December 29, 2025Dec 29 18 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:Just one more thing aggy is better than us inYou don't add cult members without spreading the word.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 22 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:Just one more thing aggy is better than us in*After deducting posts making fun of Yell Leaders and Yell Practice, we've determined we finished 13th in the State, behind Mary-Hardin Baylor and ahead of The University of Austin.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 4 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:Football trophiesI should have seen that from 100 nautical miles
December 31, 2025Dec 31 QBU 2I love Nano Banana Pro, I don't even care if I think it is wrong, but too good to change.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 21 minutes ago, linux said:QBU 2I love Nano Banana Pro, I don't even care if I think it is wrong, but too good to change.Call me @Katfid54 , but I don’t think that’s Eli Stowers.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 On 12/28/2025 at 6:20 PM, Genghis said:https://copypastatext.com/no-disrespect-im-a-firm-believer-that-sweeping-them-is-a-huge-fluke-and-robs-them-of-truly-accomplishing-what-their-capable-of/My two other favorite reddit sports posts
December 31, 2025Dec 31 I recognized the iPhone post from paragraph one. That was a great time when that was new and being torched.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 Lol. I just read the top one and in the comments an Auburn fan posts a @THUJONE comic. Good stuff.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 16 hours ago, Rudiger said:Call me @Katfid54 , but I don’t think that’s Eli Stowers.I think that's part of the joke? For some reason, all of the pics seem to be AI versions of who they purport to be?I have no idea why they didn't just use actual photos.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 We start with a truly sad story that happened the night we beat A&M:She fell from a balcony to her death. It's been ruled a suicide. I have no intention to make light of that.Down-thread, an Aggie fact is birthed:Nothing more suspicious than all the stories adding up. (Later, investigation revealed that the party was abandoned prior to the young woman's fall.)Aggie fact now matures. Only five hours since OP:Further alarm! This turns out to be a drunken suicide. Truly terrible and pretty fairly obvious from early on. But Aggies aren't falling for that.It's the grieving mother questioning the event. Such shattering news is hard to accept. Very human. Aggies are unhinged merely that something happened near t.u. Even the news media can't get their story straight. Was it an apartment complex or a 17-story building? Answer that for me!Fucking yokel.Now we get some real spittle hitting the monitor. This guy puts two and two together.Yes! The murderers are surely on Texags! Fewer than 16 hours (including overnight), the shrillness continues to build.To be fair and balanced:Five votes in favor of reason.More Aggie sleuthing:Timelines. It's always timelines where conspiracies to cover-up a murder masquerading as a terrible suicide are sussed out! City, police, news media conspiracy.Now the Aggies are glad an attorney from Houston (some guy named Busby) has leapt to the rescue!A commotion! Roofies, sexual assault, murder! (*Already reported earlier in the thread that the young woman had a loud, combative argument with her boyfriend over the phone that she suspiciously borrowed and returned to another girl in the apartment. Can you imagine?)Cops failed to interview a passerby or witness in another apartment at the time! CALL OUT THE RANGERS! That is if they've completed their investigation of the Baylor rape culture. Aggies are all over this!Then nothing after 12/5 until this sly post on 12/30. This guy gets it.This is why I was moved to post all this Aggie paranoia and idiocy.1 Similar circumstances in a city 80 miles away. Already creepy.2 Involves Hispanic woman (how likely is that in San Antonio? Huh?) Who goes missing! Exactly like the woman who disappeared (over a balcony rail) in Austin! The Austin woman was missing for about 3 minutes. Otherwise, it's a big ditto.3 No signs of foul play! What could be more suspicious than this coincidence?4 Discovered in a field! Exactly like a terrifying (truly) plunge off a 17th floor balcony onto a parking lot.There's only one conclusion: We have some t-sip serial killers!Fucking geniuses.Sorry for the young woman. Both of them, actually. However, anthropology demands that this cultural display of willful, hysterical delusion be documented.Sad that nothing stops Aggies from fucking up anything they touch.Rest in Peace, troubled girl. Edited December 31, 2025Dec 31 by RomaVicta
December 31, 2025Dec 31 1 hour ago, Foosters said:I think that's part of the joke? For some reason, all of the pics seem to be AI versions of who they purport to be?I have no idea why they didn't just use actual photos.You’re right. I’m an idiot.
5 hours ago5 hr Take comfort knowing that you're not on the national radar except to be an occasional blip almost out of range.
5 hours ago5 hr 6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:We start with a truly sad story that happened the night we beat A&M:She fell from a balcony to her death. It's been ruled a suicide. I have no intention to make light of that.Down-thread, an Aggie fact is birthed:Nothing more suspicious than all the stories adding up. (Later, investigation revealed that the party was abandoned prior to the young woman's fall.)Aggie fact now matures. Only five hours since OP:Further alarm! This turns out to be a drunken suicide. Truly terrible and pretty fairly obvious from early on. But Aggies aren't falling for that.It's the grieving mother questioning the event. Such shattering news is hard to accept. Very human. Aggies are unhinged merely that something happened near t.u. Even the news media can't get their story straight. Was it an apartment complex or a 17-story building? Answer that for me!Fucking yokel.Now we get some real spittle hitting the monitor. This guy puts two and two together.Yes! The murderers are surely on Texags! Fewer than 16 hours (including overnight), the shrillness continues to build.To be fair and balanced:Five votes in favor of reason.More Aggie sleuthing:Timelines. It's always timelines where conspiracies to cover-up a murder masquerading as a terrible suicide are sussed out! City, police, news media conspiracy.Now the Aggies are glad an attorney from Houston (some guy named Busby) has leapt to the rescue!A commotion! Roofies, sexual assault, murder! (*Already reported earlier in the thread that the young woman had a loud, combative argument with her boyfriend over the phone that she suspiciously borrowed and returned to another girl in the apartment. Can you imagine?)Cops failed to interview a passerby or witness in another apartment at the time! CALL OUT THE RANGERS! That is if they've completed their investigation of the Baylor rape culture. Aggies are all over this!Then nothing after 12/5 until this sly post on 12/30. This guy gets it.This is why I was moved to post all this Aggie paranoia and idiocy.1 Similar circumstances in a city 80 miles away. Already creepy.2 Involves Hispanic woman (how likely is that in San Antonio? Huh?) Who goes missing! Exactly like the woman who disappeared (over a balcony rail) in Austin! The Austin woman was missing for about 3 minutes. Otherwise, it's a big ditto.3 No signs of foul play! What could be more suspicious than this coincidence?4 Discovered in a field! Exactly like a terrifying (truly) plunge off a 17th floor balcony onto a parking lot.There's only one conclusion: We have some t-sip serial killers!Fucking geniuses.Sorry for the young woman. Both of them, actually. However, anthropology demands that this cultural display of willful, hysterical delusion be documented.Sad that nothing stops Aggies from fucking up anything they touch.Rest in Peace, troubled girl.Rest in peace and love, young lady.
2 hours ago2 hr Inb4 a deluge of "we were actually not frauds we just drew the secretly best team!" posts.
1 hour ago1 hr Texas A&M people making fun of other people for playing dress-up will never not be funny.
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