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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 1/1/2026 at 10:04 AM, crash_davis said:

Big 10 doesn't allow glorified jucos to join their conference.

but... they did do that, didn't they?

I mean, forgetting that Michigan State is already in the conference, they ADDED Nebraska...

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On 1/1/2026 at 1:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Well, he got one thing right.

We are, in fact, God's gift to football.

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37 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Well, he got one thing right.

We are, in fact, God's gift to football.

On 1/1/2026 at 3:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Well boys and girls, in today's episode of Irony-deaf Oafs, we travel to TexAgs. They're the ones who scorn others as arrogant and over-rated. See if you can find the mirror in the picture.

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Last year all they could talk about was how easy our schedule ended up being. This year, when they played the bottom of the conference, suddenly every sec game is a war again.

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This has been quoted so much, that I was forced to think about the actual content.

Think of the scope of this claim and how you won't see a fan anywhere else say this about a team anywhere else. This is the essence of my obsession with that cult-ure.

They (TexAggies and their ilk) are so sure that they must be God's favorite themselves because of their purity, honor, courage, decency, and humility that their rival blasphemes by being better in every aspect aside from a few colleges within the universities.

With this insane conviction, they are like inept, babbling stalkers who don't instill fear nearly so much as they invite ridicule. And you must keep an eye on them. Occasionally they come too close and must be shoved with force to the ground as a reminder that they are not facing the fairies they declare us to be. They respond like the Black Night in MP and the Holy Grail.

Again, I'm talking about the Aggie cult not all Aggies. I think now the majority of their student body are students like anywhere else. Plenty of intelligent Aggies who feel the same about their school as I do about Texas post around here.

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Where was this loyalty when elko left notre dame for the same job at aggy? Or left aggy for Duke? Or left Duke for aggy? Were goals accomplished?

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7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elko way

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So Elko is an asshole with only a couple of friends who can stand him, got it

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Where was this loyalty when elko left notre dame for the same job at aggy? Or left aggy for Duke? Or left Duke for aggy? Were goals accomplished?

Yo! He's from Jersey. Wadda you know about it?

Coach, do you want a third helping?

Fuhgeddaboutit

When The Elk goes to shake a recruit’s hands, how does the recruit fit his hand in those snausage fingers?

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Lulz.

If they're complaining about Geffrard's ranking, wonder how they feel about their latest OL signee, Coen Echols, and the IOL ranked above him .... 😂 😂😂

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3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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You might be tempted to think that more than one player influences a defense's total rankings. Not aggy, though. They're too smart for all of that. One of them saw a QUARTERBACK drag this guy for 6 yards with his own unbiased eyes. What do you say to that, t-sips? WHOOP

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Yo! He's from Jersey. Wadda you know about it?

Yeah? What exit?

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

More like

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Elko could never

49 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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More like:

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NTTAWWT

19 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Lulz. The dude is 380 pounds. The odds of a QB dragging him anywhere is about as likely as Elko running a marathon.

On 1/4/2026 at 12:16 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elko way

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Tom Herman & Charlie Strong agree. Of course you don’t want coordinators that anyone else might poach.

On 1/3/2026 at 12:22 PM, Xminus6 said:

Someone start reserving B1G G1G license plates in Texas now!

Good thinking, it’s about time for them to remove the WRTS license plates.

51 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Lulz. The dude is 380 pounds. The odds of a QB dragging him anywhere is about as likely as Elko running a marathon.

'Dragged' isn't the right word, but he did get out-leveraged.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

'Dragged' isn't the right word, but he did get out-leveraged.

I remember watching that play live and thinking the dude got embarrassed. Game on the line and you can't drop the QB? I get that it's harder than it looks, but come on.

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

More like:

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On 1/4/2026 at 2:20 PM, Scholz said:

Coach, do you want a third helping?

Fuhgeddaboutit

You and I know he's not turning away a third, fourth, fifth, or even until a crane hauls him out of Golden Corral.

6 hours ago, satyanash said:

'Dragged' isn't the right word, but he did get out-leveraged.

6 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I remember watching that play live and thinking the dude got embarrassed. Game on the line and you can't drop the QB? I get that it's harder than it looks, but come on.

A big fat guy can't move well. Shocking.

He should have held on and gone limp, like a toddler holding on to a parent’s leg. Pulling a 380lb anchor attached to one leg would be impossible.

Aggie scorns Tech:

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Seen personally in Washington DC Metro sometime in the past:

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They're fearless!

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And international!

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I'm sure Londoners can't believe their luck.

Fair and balanced:

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22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggie scorns Tech:

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Seen personally in Washington DC Metro sometime in the past:

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They're fearless!

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And international!

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I'm sure Londoners can't believe their luck.

Fair and balanced:

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oh yeah?

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26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggie scorns Tech:

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Seen personally in Washington DC Metro sometime in the past:

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They're fearless!

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And international!

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I'm sure Londoners can't believe their luck.

Fair and balanced:

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23 hours ago, satyanash said:

'Dragged' isn't the right word, but he did get out-leveraged.

Kinda bad rep but he does do well to peel off the OL in the first place. The real sinner is #3 on the Arkansas defense, who is unblocked and kinda just slides off the QB

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