Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

ESPN has Renfro with a 4.81, Oliver with a 4.66

Wow. 

I hope one of their safeties has some speed. Oh wait. They don't

[texasstrong12 4668]

34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

In his two years at Kansas, Jace had 1 catch.  In his 12 games at football powerhouse Northeastern Oklahoma A&M Community College he had all of 21 catches for 336 yards.

But this guy is replacing Christian Kirk?  With Starkel / Mond throwing to him?

This is going to be appt viewing.

They're also hyping Wood who had 2 career starts at Arizona and was moved to DE his last year. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

26 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

But they are long. 

Maybe their shadows can catch opposing WRs, because that's pretty much the only way they'll touch them.

[RadiologyHorn 133]

Please post more tweets from that bumfuck guy. tia

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Holy. Fuck. This might be my favorite since the breakdown of single plays in the spring game with terrible defensive breakdowns, to illustrate Jimbo's brilliance as a playcaller. 

 

From the Tarp article "Offense two deep: Wood changes up things and not just at TE"  
Have any of you guys seen Wood try to block? Sternberger replaces Kirk?  FUCK. YES. \m/ 

 

 

I kid you not, a poster said "we now have 2 NFL caliber TE's"

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I kid you not, a poster said "we now have 2 NFL caliber TE's"

was it Kevin Kubieski?

[Radical Larry 28498]

I kid you not, a poster said "we now have 2 NFL caliber TE's"

Mond and ???

[rickyspub 801]

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Mond and ???

 

Karen has probably put her ass on the table claiming it a tight end.

[texasstrong12 4668]

This guy is going to replace this guy. Totally believable. 

 

[Vertigo 20225]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is it out of line to say that aggy's secondary is arguably the slowest in the P5?  Their two corners run 4.7 & 4.8.

 

 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Safety's are about the same as well.

When you have pass rushing monsters like Keke coming off the edges you only need to cover for 1.4 seconds stupid sip. They don't even need to break out of their backpedal. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20862]

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

 

When you have pass rushing monsters like Keke coming off the edges you only need to cover for 1.4 seconds stupid sip. They don't even need to break out of their backpedal. 

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

[Scholz 11905]

19 hours ago, Sejjr said:

The guy's name is Bumfuck. Checks out.

Has there every been a more aggy name?

[Chopper 17055]

29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

He's gonna have a real break through. You could see it in camp.

[Sabalo 994]

aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist on texags

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

58 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

Yes, and all that acne will only cause him to violate the neutral zone a millisecond sooner than usual.

[Bigpoppapump 529]

26 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist aggie on texags

FIFY

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

What prison Golden Corral buffet is he locked up in?

[Tex Pete 20121]

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What prison Golden Corral buffet is he locked up in?

Pretty sure he meant "breakout of his pants."

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1598]

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

This guy is going to replace this guy. Totally believable. 

 

[campcrunk 2331]

6 hours ago, Sabalo said:

aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist on texags

Well, if there's one thing aggy knows, it's racism.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

But he torched aggy’s shitty secondary in the spring game.

Sounds like you're a secondary half-slow guy. But Tarp is TE half-fast guy.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

On 8/23/2018 at 3:46 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I'm only halfway through this bitch, but so far this is my favorite: 

Helping Fisher out will be new offensive coordinator Darrell Dickey. A one-time Texas A&M graduate assistant under Jackie Sherrill, Dickey comes from Memphis where he ran their offense for the last six years. He took over a program that had averaged 16 and 14 points per game in the two years prior to his arrival and left behind a team that averaged over 45 points per game and was #4 in the nation in S&P+, scoring, and total offense in 2017.

 

Dickey brings a wealth of experience and knowledge, but he won’t be installing “his” system. Dickey flat-out said that the Aggies will be running Jimbo’s offense. Jimbo will call the plays, and it’s Jimbo’s playbook.

 

Lol at the Darrel Dickey love affair coming on right out of the gate. And the notion that Dickey has a system. Of any kind. That Philip Montgomery character had no offensive input at all. So, yeah, no fucking doubt they're running Fisher's offense. The only system Dickey has is either chugging crank or organizing practice the way his offensive minded head coach dictates.

Dickey is worse than Shawn Watson as an OC when he is the one calling plays.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

If aggy gets banged up by Clemson and they sit some guys out it could get interesting against ULM.  Predicted to be pretty good and return nearly entire team.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thenewsstar.com/amp/872522002

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

Perroni says aggy QB commit Calzada didn't have a good game last night, anybody got stats?

[Enchubben 5502]

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perroni says aggy QB commit Calzada didn't have a good game last night, anybody got stats?

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

[Deej 76396]

On 8/24/2018 at 12:49 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

But they are long. 

Candi likes them long.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

19 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

Maybe they played the Clemson of High School.

[Butch Had Not 2938]

35 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Maybe they played the Clemson of High School.

He's from Georgia right? Wonder that Grayson would do to him.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

8/23  114 yards.   Power Moves.

[Schulz2.0 28710]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

8/23  114 yards.   Power Moves.

[RomaVicta 29704]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Well, to be fair, they've been saying he'd blow up his senior season.

[texifornia 56287]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Randolph Duke posted about it on Twitter (without tagging him) and Calzada liked it hahahaha

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Since this is year two on the early signing day, I wonder how many of Baggins' class will sign in Dec?  

[Neonmoon 38127]

Leal

Quote

I honestly think that we are closer than any group of commits in the country

Hyperbole and delusion. Ag koolaid has been consumed 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Leal

Hyperbole and delusion. Ag koolaid has been consumed 

Closer in price?  

[Scholz 11905]

Please save for aggy decommit season.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

Kentucky has lost a starting DE and starting Left Tackle for the year.  The LT replacement is a former 4* transfer from USC.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

To be fair, he was seeing at least four stars circling his head last night.

[texaslong 678]

19 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

The thing about Calzones is, it may have a nice Italian name and all, but it's still basically just bread.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

16 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

Frenzy has some shots of the aggy board now wishing they could replace him, not even take a QB, ect. lulz.

[Neonmoon 38127]

They thinks he’s never going to see the field because he’s between Foster and Hornsby. Foster who isn’t in the 3 deep right now and Hornsby who is a junior in High School who hasn’t committed to them. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

On 8/25/2018 at 8:59 AM, Johnny Sack said:

Dickey is worse than Shawn Watson as an OC when he is the one calling plays.  

Pretty sure there isn’t a unit of measure smaller than a Watson.

[RabidM 2664]

What happened to the BOMC keeping Calzada from being a 4 star super stud QB in the rankings?  What happened to jimbo's national championship uber QB evaluation skills?

 

I guess a lot can happen in 2 weeks.

[Chopper 17055]

I still feast off that one single scrimmage where I was an absolute beast at qb. Guess me, Calzada and Jimbo have a lot in common. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

I still feast off that one single scrimmage where I was an absolute beast at qb. Guess me, Calzada and Jimbo have a lot in common. 

None of you gets to have sex with Candi?

[Cairn Horn88 8135]

17 hours ago, Scholz said:

Please save for aggy decommit season.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

From the football board, Calzone out 4-6 weeks.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

From the football board, Calzone out 4-6 weeks.

If he's lucky, they'll pull his offer.