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Notre Dame V. Florida State. And Holy Shit...

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21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Top 10 Notre Dame on the road playing Sunday night primetime on week 1. What could go wrong? 

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4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

As long as you’ve been woke brah

So 50 years. Nice. 

why do these fucking idiot announcers come up with these plans to get short of the 1st down on 3rd down so you can go for it on 4th....idiots

The Brie Larson Nissan commercials are far superior to the Baker Mayfield led Nissan Heisman commercials. 
 

Brie wants me so much she feels she has to totally ignore me.  

16 minutes ago, deadshank said:

While I was growing up, reading and hearing the over the top media love for ND (much like Alabama today) caused my disdain for them.  

I came of age in the Ron Powlus era (born in 83) so was always well aware of ND always underperforming. That probably helps. I don’t like them, but meh.  

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just how long have you been in the KKK?

Hail to the Redskins … Ohio State cocksucker.

FSU Pom girl outfits.

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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I came of age in the Ron Powlus era (born in 83) so was always well aware of ND always underperforming. That probably helps. I don’t like them, but meh.  

Beano Cook masturbated himself into the grave over Pawlus while projecting multiple Heismans for Pawlus.  

Was that Jashaun Corbin??

Holy shit, good for him.

Prior to that run I was thinking the prop bet for FSU might be more points or 1st downs.

It might still be valid.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Beano Cook masturbated himself into the grave over Pawlus while projecting multiple Heismans for Pawlus.  

Yep, he literally predicted two for Ron.

I loved Beano, though

so, I'm older than shit. I grew up watching 1 football game on Saturday and on Sunday, got to see ND highlights. so I became a ND fan. when they played TEXAS in the 69 Cotton Bowl, dad told me I had to be for TEXAS. I wasn't until James Street took on of the first offensive plays down the sideline for about 60 yards. figured out real fast that TEXAS was badass and fuck ND. 

Just now, Augustus said:

Yep, he literally predicted two for Ron.

I loved Beano, though

Beano got a little carried away. 😂

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Go Seminoles! 

Your tag line is supposed to be:

”let’s go fucking Seminoles!”

Stupid fuck over rated domers come on shut these semiholes up

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

FSU Pom girl outfits.

I mean, they got exposure, but college girls shouldn’t get boob jobs. I realize that’s not a popular opinion around here.

my two favorite teams are texas and whoever plays notre dame

go noles

He didn’t get it!

Nosiree, Bob. 

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Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I mean, they got exposure, but college girls shouldn’t get boob jobs. I realize that’s not a popular opinion around here.

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Isn’t there a product called Beano that is marketed as a gas preventative if taken prior eating beans?

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

my two favorite teams are texas and whoever plays notre dame

go noles

What happens if ND plays aggy and ousux at the same time?

Just now, Wishbone said:

Isn’t there a product called Beano that is marketed as a gas preventative if taken prior eating beans?

yes

 

Just now, deadshank said:

What happens if ND plays aggy and ousux at the same time?

There is a lowerarchy of college football, and ND is at the bottom of it. I refer you to the relevant DKR quote for why.

FSU QB running around like he’s burning in an alcohol fire. 

The delayed snap has to fuck with a qb's rhythm. It's not really helping the pass rush either. Very odd.

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

FSU QB running around like he’s burning in an alcohol fire. 

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6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

my two favorite teams are texas and whoever plays notre dame

I agree with half of that.

Wow. FSU is terrible.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I agree with half of that.

Again, I refer you to the relevant DKR quote re: Notre Dame.

Just remember Bilbo Aggins left FSU after going 5-6.  The last time FSU went 5-6 was 1976 when Bobby Bowden inherited a team that had won 4 games in 3 seasons prior. Ole Dumbo turned the trick after 40 consecutive winning seasons and 35 consecutive bowl berths.

#qbwhisperer
#bestcorchever

It's gonna be hilarious when he goes all in and leaves them pimp slapped backwards and stranded. #harbinger

This is why college games are so long. If you can’t see that live you shouldn’t be working a game. 

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