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  • Quite a bit of gold from Page 1. Here's Steve's rebuttal:

  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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That one chick looked like she was trying to rub her clit at the same time.

55 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

None of these ladies know how to give a handjob

I'd recommend that they use their mouths, but I'd definitely have to close my eyes.

Woof

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52 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

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Hand movement is too fast.

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15 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Hamd movement is too fast.

Clearly all these women are used to short dicks, amiright?

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On 1/1/2026 at 7:54 PM, Hank_Hill said:

There’s a roster blow up?

Christmas 2026 yard inflatables?

22 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Narrator: He isn't going to hire a play caller.

I'd like to know who this mythical play caller that would be better is. Most of our offensive problems were talent deficiencies.

On 1/3/2026 at 1:33 PM, WBT said:

I'd like to know who this mythical play caller that would be better is. Most of our offensive problems were talent deficiencies.

Based on the garbage Sark called against ohio state that's a low bar. Hell Jerry Neuheisel would call better plays. I am sure he could dial something better than a QB sneak.

On 1/3/2026 at 11:33 AM, WBT said:

I'd like to know who this mythical play caller that would be better is. Most of our offensive problems were talent deficiencies.

We were 28th in scoring offense. Who is responsible for recruiting players fo the offense? PK?

The mythical new OC will be I guess

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Listen; Sark had his issues, but he’s put together back to back to back 10 win seasons, and been to the CFP semifinals in two of the last three seasons. I don’t care what metrics he uses to grade head coaches, there are not 42 with better on the fields results in the last 4 years.

16 minutes ago, hornian said:

Listen; Sark had his issues, but he’s put together back to back to back 10 win seasons, and been to the CFP semifinals in two of the last three seasons. I don’t care what metrics he uses to grade head coaches, there are not 42 with better on the fields results in the last 4 years.

He's had virtually unlimited resource to do it. He's also doesn't get a fucking pass for the first 2 years where he sucked absolute dogshit.

7 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

He seems like a bit of a gigantic cunt

fify. I wonder where Sark ranks if you only consider his Texas years - considering he was at least half in an Everclear bottle while at his other head coaching stops.

So yes, he is a coach that is 43rd in the last 5 years when you include all 5 years and discount the talent advantage and count actual playoff wins that matter (0) and he won a dogshit big xii on the way out go miracle their way into a playoff the one year.

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

fify. I wonder where Sark ranks if you only consider his Texas years - considering he was at least half in an Everclear bottle while at his other head coaching stops.

Cute you think that it was just the other stops.

41 minutes ago, hornian said:

Listen; Sark had his issues, but he’s put together back to back to back 10 win seasons, and been to the CFP semifinals in two of the last three seasons. I don’t care what metrics he uses to grade head coaches, there are not 42 with better on the fields results in the last 4 years.

@satyanash can you post your image here

Podcasting equipment needs to be way more expensive.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

So yes, he is a coach that is 43rd in the last 5 years when you include all 5 years and discount the talent advantage and count actual playoff wins that matter (0) and he won a dogshit big xii on the way out go miracle their way into a playoff the one year.

Cute you think that it was just the other stops.

Uh, you have to credit him with the playoff wins AND the Big XII Championship.

They actually happened. There is plenty of other stupid crap that he can be negged for. Those wins aren’t that.

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3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Uh, you have to credit him with the playoff wins AND the Big XII Championship.

They actually happened. There is plenty of other stupid crap that he can be negged for. Those wins aren’t that.

Blowing out a garbage tier OSU that gave up after the first quarter and booing the commissioner was awesome. It was still winning the big xii, which is so so so obviously irrelevant now that the two teams that mattered left.

I didn't take away any of the wins. But he's won 0 semi games and missed the fucking playoffs this season with the highest paid roster in the NCAA.

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Blowing out a garbage tier OSU that gave up after the first quarter and booing the commissioner was awesome. It was still winning the big xii, which is so so so obviously irrelevant now that the two teams that mattered left.

I didn't take away any of the wins. But he's won 0 semi games and missed the fucking playoffs this season with the highest paid roster in the NCAA.

But he HAS won a conference championship AND 2 playoff games.

The rest? Well deserved, I mean, I started the thread…

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Mario Cristobal has reached a natty in his 4th year in a program that was as bad if not worse than us. What is Sarks excuse?

Um. Not playing in the SEC?

You know i am s critical of Sark as anyone, but Miami barely got there in that whack ass conference. They can't focus for too many games in a row. They lose at least 3 in the SEC.

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

You know i am s critical of Sark as anyone, but Miami barely got there in that whack ass conference. They can't focus for too many games in a row. They lose at least 3 in the SEC.

Does that matter? Once they were in there they took care of business and stepped up their play.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Does that matter? Once they were in there they took care of business and stepped up their play.

Yes it matters. Getting to cruise through a shit conference. Your players stay healthier. Less chance for losses.

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Frankly I’m just sick of all the bullshit excuses Texas fans have when it comes to this program.

He’s not winning a title but he won’t be on the hot seat until it’s painfully obvious.

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Anyone unironically posting or agreeing with SEC Mike is a fucking moron.

No shit, this is hilarious

39 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Mario Cristobal has reached a natty in his 4th year in a program that was as bad if not worse than us. What is Sarks excuse?

the team sark fielded around arch for first year was embarrassing. 3 years to prepare. 🚩🚩🚩

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the team sark fielded around arch for first year was embarrassing. 3 years to prepare. 🚩🚩🚩

We needed a guard and a center. We were fine everywhere else. If we had Miami's Oline we would be where Miami is right now.

3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

lol that retard thought he cooked so hard after saying 43rd in the country

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Frankly I’m just sick of all the bullshit excuses Texas fans have when it comes to this program.

You should probably find another team to root for.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

He's had virtually unlimited resource to do it. He's also doesn't get a fucking pass for the first 2 years where he sucked absolute dogshit.

Yeah well same resources David McWilliams, John Mackovic, Charlie Strong, and Tom Herman had.

Sark and Mack are the two best guys we have had in the past 40 years. This claim that anybody could do well here due to our resources is just false. We have had many people fail miserably with our resources. I am not going to take the last three years for granted. Could somebody else do better? Probably but we know for damn sure other people can do far worse.

36 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You know i am s critical of Sark as anyone, but Miami barely got there in that whack ass conference. They can't focus for too many games in a row. They lose at least 3 in the SEC.

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Miami beat down two one loss SEC teams in the playoffs, and added THEE Ohio State in between. Maybe they can focus? Maybe they would be undefeated playing in the overrated secsecsec?

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah well same resources David McWilliams, John Mackovic, Charlie Strong, and Tom Herman had.

Sark and Mack are the two best guys we have had in the past 40 years. This claim that anybody could do well here due to our resources is just false. We have had many people fail miserably with our resources. I am not going to take the last three years for granted. Could somebody else do better? Probably but we know for damn sure other people can do far worse.

We're talking about a fan base that views its most recent national championship-winning head coach with unabashed contempt.

9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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Miami beat down two one loss SEC teams in the playoffs, and added THEE Ohio State in between. Maybe they can focus? Maybe they would be undefeated playing in the overrated secsecsec?

Bro they lost to Louisville at home and SMU. They clearly have issues focusing.

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah well same resources David McWilliams, John Mackovic, Charlie Strong, and Tom Herman had.

Sark and Mack are the two best guys we have had in the past 40 years. This claim that anybody could do well here due to our resources is just false. We have had many people fail miserably with our resources. I am not going to take the last three years for granted. Could somebody else do better? Probably but we know for damn sure other people can do far worse.

Sir, 41 coaches could do better. Cuz some pedo lipped lazy eyed podcaster said so.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're talking about a fan base that views its most recent national championship-winning head coach with unabashed contempt.

Explains a lot honestly.

I’m all in on Indiana and I hope they win it all to prove it can be done in two years. You can turn a 3 star or less QB into a Heisman Candidate, be the number one seed and undefeated thus far in the playoffs in year two of coaching, bring two 10 win seasons to a basketball school that had never seen such a season in their entirety of their history and do it all with far less money and a far more competent coaching staff that Sark has had in five years. If Indiana wins it will be the singularly best HC job in history in my view. Two years.

Sark has the same blueprint for success as Cig. He knows. He’s seen it done at Bama under Saban. He wants to do things his way. And if he fails it should fall on him. Not on anyone or anything else. No more excuses. Ole Miss nearly made the finals without Lane. Let that sink in.

People say Cignetti laid the blueprint but he’s the only one doing what he’s doing. Success breeds imitation but most can’t pull his route off. There’s more than one way to skin a cat though as we just saw Miami do.

The blueprint to be a great coach? Yeah I don’t know why all the other programs bailed on the seminar it was only 999.99.

focusness !!!!

sark and the staff need to hit some gold in the portal, then great ready for next season

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