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Waffle House is fucking disgusting.

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7 hours ago, WBT said:

good going, we're all obligated to call child protective services now

Anybody who watched that video is now on a list.

Congrats to those who did, your recommended videos are now going to be videos of little kids.

18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy Waffle House infatuation is driven purely by its desire to keep up with its SEC brethren. They won’t be happy until they beat the 29 locations in Athens
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That could almost be substituted for a map of "cases of incest per 1,000 residents", but Texas wouldn't be as red, and Oklahoma and Arkansas would match Georgia.

Pre-Waffle House there was a Steak and Egg Kitchen open 24hrs at the corner of Guadalupe and Lavaca. 

Waffle House is fucking disgusting.

Waffle House is great, and all kinds of people go there.

When my girls were 7 & 4 we were eating breakfast for dinner at the counter at the Waffle House by the airport, next to the La Quinta, and a woman sits down next to my older daughter and orders a cup of coffee. She was one of those women you see waiting for a phone call near the La Quinta. She wears short shorts in winter, and she carries very large, shiny purse with fringe.

So anyway we happily eat our dinner and she sadly drinks her coffee and the girls talk to me and eventually she gets the call. She gets up to leave and my kid stops her and says “Ma’am, sorry to bother you. I really like your purse.”

And the woman stops and her eyes fill with tears and she sort of chokes out the words “thank you,” and rushes out.

You don’t get that at Snooze.
11 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

 

 

I thought this was gonna be some Devo music video or something

Fuck aggy

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53 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Waffle House is great, and all kinds of people go there.

When my girls were 7 & 4 we were eating breakfast for dinner at the counter at the Waffle House by the airport, next to the La Quinta, and a woman sits down next to my older daughter and orders a cup of coffee. She was one of those women you see waiting for a phone call near the La Quinta. She wears short shorts in winter, and she carries very large, shiny purse with fringe.

So anyway we happily eat our dinner and she sadly drinks her coffee and the girls talk to me and eventually she gets the call. She gets up to leave and my kid stops her and says “Ma’am, sorry to bother you. I really like your purse.”

And the woman stops and her eyes fill with tears and she sort of chokes out the words “thank you,” and rushes out.

You don’t get that at Snooze.

 So? What did you get for $20?  Half and half?

2 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

Pre-Waffle House there was a Steak and Egg Kitchen open 24hrs at the corner of Guadalupe and Lavaca. 

Sure that wasn't Lavaca and MLK?  I could be wrong.

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You had to "edit" that?

Maybe it used to say "aggy fuck"

Shit, we have a WH in San Marcos.  How do they not have one in BCS?

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Shit, we have a WH in San Marcos.  How do they not have one in BCS?

Locals can’t afford it?

6 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

Pre-Waffle House there was a Steak and Egg Kitchen open 24hrs at the corner of Guadalupe and Lavaca. 

GM Steakhouses on Guadalupe and 20th and on Lamar and 7th. No frills good grub were go-to's in the day.

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sure that wasn't Lavaca and MLK?  I could be wrong.

You’re not. Guadalupe and Lavaca are parallel. 

1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

You’re not. Guadalupe and Lavaca are parallel. 

Depends on how many shrooms you've ingested.

Edited by Walden Ponderer
Fucking autocorrect.

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sure that wasn't Lavaca and MLK?  I could be wrong.

Plantation House - SW corner of 19th $ West Avenue.

GM Steakhouses on Guadalupe and 20th and on Lamar and 7th. No frills good grub were go-to's in the day.

GM steakhouse was great for some greasy goodness.

It’s replacement - Counter Cafe - is pretty good too. Serve some good grits.

There is a Waffle House here in Galveston. If you ever want to see bizarre folks, come by about midnight.  The freaks come out at night.

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Sydney: "You're making a mountain out of a molehill."
Randy: "MOUNTAIN (N) a natural elevation of the earth's surface rising more or less abruptly to a summit, and attaining an altitude greater than that of a hill, usually greater than 2000 feet (610 meters). 
A mountain is a large landform that rises above the surrounding land in a limited area, usually in the form of a peak.[1] A mountain is generally steeper than a hill. Mountains are formed through tectonic forces or volcanism. These forces can locally raise the surface of the earth. Mountains erode slowly through the action of rivers, weather conditions, and glaciers. A few mountains are isolated summits, but most occur in huge mountain ranges.
High elevations on mountains produce colder climates than at sea level. These colder climates strongly affect the ecosystems of mountains: different elevations have different plants and animals. Because of the less hospitable terrain and climate, mountains tend to be used less for agriculture and more for resource extraction and recreation, such as mountain climbing.
The highest mountain on Earth is Mount Everest in the Himalayas of Asia, whose summit is 8,850 m (29,035 ft) above mean sea level. The highest known mountain on any planet in the Solar System is Olympus Mons on Mars at 21,171 m (69,459 ft)."
Sydney: "I don't need you to explain to ME what a mountain is, I'm telling you you're making too big a deal out of something trivial, it's just a figure of speech."
Randy: "A figure of speech is figurative language in the form of a single word or phrase. It can be a special repetition, arrangement or omission of words with literal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words.[dubious – discuss] Figures of speech often provide emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use, as figures of speech can introduce an ambiguity between literal and figurative interpretation."
Sydney: "Jesus Christ you idiot."
Phlegm: "I'M WACKY!"
Phlegm: "I'M ZANY!"
Phlegm: "LOOK AT HOW WACKY AND ZANY I CAN BE! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!"
Phlegm: "WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!"
Randy: "Jesus (c. 4 BC – c. AD 30 / 33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth and Jesus Christ,[f] was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader.[12] He is the central figure of Christianity. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.[13][14]
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically,[g] although the quest for the historical Jesus has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the Jesus portrayed in the Bible reflects the historical Jesus.[21][h] Jesus was a Galilean Jew[12] of Judea who was baptized by John the Baptist and began his own ministry. He preached orally[24] and was often referred to as "rabbi".[25] Jesus debated with fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables and gathered followers.[26][27] He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities,[28] turned over to the Roman government, and crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect.[26] After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the early Church.[29]"
Nice cut and paste job aggy boy.

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I got the joke.
The level of aggy cluelessness just stuns me at times.
A&M develops maroon carrots, UT gets awarded a $1B+ no-bid Pentagon contract to conduct highly classified military research.
A&M gets training flights over their stadium on game days and UT gets the U.S. Army Futures Command command requesting to be able to locate their HQ offices in the same UT building where the UT Regents have their offices, and specifically stating their decision to locate the command in Austin was in no small part based on the intellectual capital associated with UT Austin
Rick Perry throws some government welfare toward A&M in the form of the Los Alamos contract, but is only able to do so with the caveat that UC Berkley and Battelle actually make all the meaningful decisions and the aggys just sit in the corner and don't touch a thing.
As you well know, I could go on, and on, and on.
When the defense of our country calls for dweebs in silly 1890s cavalry costumes yelling at our enemies to not walk on "sacred grass" and to remove their hats, I am sure the President will take the silly aggy fake army fraternity off reserve status and call them to active duty. Until then....
 
ahem, aggy DID NOT invent maroon carrots. Carrots started out maroon, the Dutch

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Really surprised the gomers have not tried to sail that ship up the Brazos from Galveston A and M for the pregame?
Stupid sip, the Brazos doesn't go to Galveston.
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RedassRyan Sep 6, 2019 8:39am

 

No. No no no no no no no! Those arrogant, holier-than-thou socialists in Austin still, TO THIS DAY, continue to refer to A&M as "Little Brother" and "Aggy" even though A&M, as an institution, is older, larger, and more highly rated than our counterparts in LaLaLand-Austin. If our SEC brethren are scheduling 'sips as opponents, perhaps it is not because of their vaunted ranking, but because they are synonymous with a big payout for little effort. Texas is not "back"...they just have ESPIN as a marketing team. It matters not what USED to be...it matters what WILL be. Who will we be. Will we be forever looking back or moving forward? The divorce has been final for a looong time. Let's not start dating again.

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No, aggy, we don't refer to aggy as "Aggy" we refer to aggy as "aggy".

Yo aggy swanny, this is why we refer to you aggy as aggy, it exposes y'all's massive butthurt. Whoop eh.
11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You had to "edit" that?

 

10 hours ago, BigXII said:

Maybe it used to say "aggy fuck"

He may have been hit by phlegm when he misspelled aggy...

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I have never understood the Aggie Waffle House fascination.  A Waffle House is where you go if you are young, drunk and/or poor.  It has it's place...but it most certainly is not a feather in the cap of any city or even neighborhood.
Now I guess that College Station is so Shitty that it doesn't even have a Shitty Waffle House is noteworthy, but the entire Waffle House discussion is basically saying "Look at us, we are a little less shitty now!"
Aggies could give a shit about Waffle House. They all too far west and sane to give a shit about Waffle House.

aggy on the other hand in their 'minds' are NOT REALLY part of SEC SEC SEC until they have a Waffle House in the shithole College Station.

Thus the aggy obsession with waffle house.

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23 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

ahem, aggy DID NOT invent maroon carrots. Carrots started out maroon, the Dutch

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aggypedia is always your friend.

Carrots were first discovered prior to 900AD in present day Afghanistan. In their original state, they were maroon in color. 

Fast forward 1000 years and our present day aggys spent untold hours of effort and millions of research dollars to produce....maroon carrots. 

The joke is how aggys deliver nothing to society other than to roll back human progress. Just look to what they have done to negate advances in indoor plumbing on their campus. And architecture. And higher education.

That being said, beware of guardrails. And large piles of wood. 

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They’ve been single handedly defeating ISIS ya dumb sip.
Wat?

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I pretty much realize I’m in a shittier area of town when I see one 
Like Walt Disney World eh?

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Shit, we have a WH in San Marcos.  How do they not have one in BCS?
Waffle House has standards.
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aggypedia is always your friend.
Carrots were first discovered prior to 900AD in present day Afghanistan. In their original state, they were maroon in color. 
Fast forward 1000 years and our present day aggys spent untold hours of effort and millions of research dollars to produce....maroon carrots. 
The joke is how aggys deliver nothing to society other than to roll back human progress. Just look to what they have done to negate advances in indoor plumbing on their campus. And architecture. And higher education.
That being said, beware of guardrails. And large piles of wood. 
Dude, I knew all that long before aggypeedia.

Whar de white wimmen at?
7 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Dude, I knew all that long before aggypeedia.

Whar de white wimmen at?

I knew you knew. I get paid a royalty every time I mention aggypedia. Which is why I mention aggypedia every time I get the opportunity to mention aggypedia. 

18 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I knew you knew. I get paid a royalty every time I mention aggypedia. Which is why I mention aggypedia every time I get the opportunity to mention aggypedia. 

You talking about aggypedia, right?

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I knew you knew. I get paid a royalty every time I mention aggypedia. Which is why I mention aggypedia every time I get the opportunity to mention aggypedia. 
Excellent.

Mention away!

So in watching GameDay, I started to think about the possibility of it returning for TX/OU. It appears as if the only other game that could be a match is Bama at aggy.  We really, REALLY need Clemson not to shit the bed today.  It's not so much that I, personally, care about GameDay; however, I don't want aggy to have the satisfaction of hosting it.

This is the same chick that owned herself and got dunked on by the barstool guys earlier this year.

 

 

 

2 hours ago, demos said:


GM steakhouse was great for some greasy goodness.

It’s replacement - Counter Cafe - is pretty good too. Serve some good grits.

Will have to try it. Hard to pass up good grits.

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Excellent.

Mention away!

I so hope aggy gets matched against Maryland in a bowl game this year. 

 

aggypedia.com

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

So in watching GameDay, I started to think about the possibility of it returning for TX/OU. It appears as if the only other game that could be a match is Bama at aggy.  We really, REALLY need Clemson not to shit the bed today.  It's not so much that I, personally, care about GameDay; however, I don't want aggy to have the satisfaction of hosting it.

Hell, I'd enjoy seeing all the idiocy emanating from there live.  Thousands of aggy redasses with camera shoved in their faces?

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Hell, I'd enjoy seeing all the idiocy emanating from there live.  Thousands of aggy redasses with camera shoved in their faces?
That would be great actually.

I would be able to get hundreds of new stoopid aggy pics to post!

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I wonder what qualifies as a quality loss in aggy minds....  70 - 13?  

Aggy gonna get humiliated under the bright lights.

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I wonder what qualifies as a quality loss in aggy minds....  70 - 13?  
Aggy gonna get humiliated under the bright lights.
aggy never suffers a loss they run out of time. So none.


A quality run out of time?

Every last one of em.



What is this aggy mind you speak of?

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Welcome to aggypedia, I love you.

aggypedia to you, my friend. aggypedia. 

Ones take on the food is of course subjective, and depends on what you believe is a quick cheap breakfast. But, as I know a guy who made his bones owning a dozen of them. And I can tell you they are a solid investment. 

His franchises are always neat as a pin and he is very selective when it comes to whom he brings in to manage each franchise. 

That's a transcendent program out there getting run over by them Tigers...

From Loochy's chat earlier in the week:

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How bad will it get for Tennessee this year? 

Can it actually get any worse? Imagine what a terrible feeling to know as a fan or decision-maker at a major university that your head coach simply is not the guy to win a conference or national title before said coach is two games into his second season? Welcome to Knoxville and Tallahassee.

...and College Station.

37 minutes ago, wood said:

That's a transcendent program out there getting run over by them Tigers...

Menopause is a form of transcendence...

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