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55 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

So he can down a pitcher of beer.  I thought he was bourbon man.

I'm pretty sure he could fit in a pitcher of beer. 

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Cute collie, though

tbh I'm a fan of Reveille because she's a dog. I don't care that she's the Aggies' mascot

Fixed

40 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

tbh I'm a fan of Reveille because “its”a dog. I don't care that “its the aggy” mascot

 

Constant theme on TexAgs radio: "We'll see what (player x) does now that he's being coached by a staff that demands excellence."

I have heard every possible variation and permutation of this concept over the last several months. I am, therefore, not mystified by the absurdity of this year's roller coaster. If you believe that tripe, you'll buy anything.

It amazes me how the aggy reporters have no issues with just outright lying to their subscribers.  Leon committed to Clemson?  Did Clemson know?  Did Leon even know that?  Was Liucci the only one who knew that?

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Liucci with some sunshine pumping on O'Neal:

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Meanwhile, in reality, he’s sitting in a shitty dorm room in college station taunting elite veteran SEC players. If only he had a suit...

This man speaks truth. 

Late to the game, and I’ve already noticed that quite a few more posters have chimed in, so I’m just going to add my endorsement to what’s already an agreed upon statement; run for your fucking life. Those girls are guano loco.

 

 

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14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You do realize, you will never measure up to that horse, don't you?

Or her dad.

Don't worry that Leon is slow as fuck, he's got a presence.  Haha.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Constant theme on TexAgs radio: "We'll see what (player x) does now that he's being coached by a staff that demands excellence."

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16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Wow, you are so right.   Story to come after I leave the bar!  Also got pics of the ring and her.  Does imgbb links for pics work here?

So how long do before we start negging for lack of follow-through?

FD5_C908_B_ED1_A_4431_ABDE_9_FA411_F0375C94_C3_DAF_9_B14_47_C0_AA9_B_0_EA5_BA041So she got wasted pretty quick and starts talking about how she gets violent when she drinks.  She says “I’ve punch someone and shoved their face on a hot stove before” I ask who was that “my mom”.   Lol.   

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"please come pick me up. i can't get rid of this loser."

+ rep for follow through.  Glad you didn't get your pecker shoved on a hot stove.

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

FD5_C908_B_ED1_A_4431_ABDE_9_FA411_F0375C94_C3_DAF_9_B14_47_C0_AA9_B_0_EA5_BA041So she got wasted pretty quick and starts talking about how she gets violent when she drinks.  She says “I’ve punch someone and shoved their face on a hot stove before” I ask who was that “my mom”.   Lol.   

Ahh yes the psycho slut variety of horse girls.

Just finished a massive dump. Had Thai food for dinner last night. Took a photo of it and tweeted it to Looch. 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

The replies 

 

 

one reply says 10 wins because they are stacked with talent and has depth

Another says they will get better as the season goes on.  This weekly improvement will surprise many teams towards the end of the season!

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Liucci with some sunshine pumping on O'Neal:

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Is he just so quick or is the rest of the team just so slow? 

 

Aggy brain teasers

42 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

FD5_C908_B_ED1_A_4431_ABDE_9_FA411_F0375C94_C3_DAF_9_B14_47_C0_AA9_B_0_EA5_BA041So she got wasted pretty quick and starts talking about how she gets violent when she drinks.  She says “I’ve punch someone and shoved their face on a hot stove before” I ask who was that “my mom”.   Lol.   

 Something something Pony. Something something slap me around a little bit 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

The replies 

 

 

My favorite is getting 10 wins because of Jerry Schmidt.

50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Another says they will get better as the season goes on.  This weekly improvement will surprise many teams towards the end of the season!

They are widely known to be strong in the months of October and November.

I don't see a problem with the horse chick. I bet she even likes listening to the song "Pony" while doing it. 



So she got wasted pretty quick and starts talking about how she gets violent when she drinks.  She says “I’ve punch someone and shoved their face on a hot stove before” I ask who was that “my mom”.   Lol.   


"You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will."

- Weird Al Yankovic
1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

FD5_C908_B_ED1_A_4431_ABDE_9_FA411_F0375C94_C3_DAF_9_B14_47_C0_AA9_B_0_EA5_BA041So she got wasted pretty quick and starts talking about how she gets violent when she drinks.  She says “I’ve punch someone and shoved their face on a hot stove before” I ask who was that “my mom”.   Lol.   

Did you fuck her?

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Late to the game, and I’ve already noticed that quite a few more posters have chimed in, so I’m just going to add my endorsement to what’s already an agreed upon statement; run for your fucking life. Those girls are guano loco.

 

 

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Excellent band name

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Bilbo looks like the guys on either side of him are shoving a corn cob up his ass.

6 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 

Bilbo looks like the guys on either side of him are shoving a corn cob up his ass.

Yeah... "Looks like"...

So Baggins has reached "Junction Boys" status before practice even starts.   Roller coaster going up!!!!

Karen had her lawn chair and head between her legs in Junction too.  Bear told her to take a shower.   Flies and such.  

 

Good thing no other SEC teams know this secret trick of "practicing hard" isn't it?
No other team in the gotdam country..

You have heard that aggy possesses the ring bearer now, right? One does not simply walk onto the hallowed aggy practice grounds, it's only for the worthy...the SEC ready.
25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Baggins has reached "Junction Boys" status before practice even starts.  

I must have missed that time the junction boys won a national championship for aggy.

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I must have missed that time the junction boys won a national championship for aggy.

They would have won several, they just ran out of Bear.  

Well it is the only way he'll be able to keep up with the wide receivers...

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21 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Walk right away, horse girls are crazy as fuck and not in the good kinda way.

I grew up in a small town full of horse girls and some of them are crazy in the best way.

If you are going after a horse chick, just make sure she is rich. 

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I grew up in a small town full of horse girls and some of them are crazy in the best way.

Short term.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well it is the only way he'll be able to keep up with the wide receivers...

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Is it just me, or is aggy about to be Cecil Cherry'd?

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well it is the only way he'll be able to keep up with the wide receivers...

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This guy is gonna be a gold mine for 4 more years. 

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I dunno guys, I think aggy might go undefeated this year.

Off to a good start. They won the spring game.

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