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4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

So what happens if this crazy loon and leon fuck and she has his baby?

Well that kid will be physically and mentally slow.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

It takes 24 people to run texags.

Lotta boosters and bagmen. Extra aggy recruiting staff. 

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

It takes 24 people to run texags.

damn man, you need an assistant.. Or 12. You ran the WC crap all on your lonesome. 

Fuck em. 

"It takes 24 people to run texags. "

glory holes are open 24/7.

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So was Panhandle Slim actually RC Slocum?

Don't know if you ever went over to agtimes years ago, but CoachFranCan was a poster there who was obviously either Fran himself or his newsletter-writing/biographer lackey. Made for some entertaining reading during overnight shifts.

 

15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So was Panhandle Slim actually RC Slocum?

My wife gave me one of his shirts for my b'day a while back.

On 7/21/2018 at 8:40 PM, Homesickhorn said:

 


Well, Norman’s gonna be pissed.

 

Not if Norman is really Jimbo.  Then he’ll just video it.

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

46 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

This sentence can't ever fit together as constructed, here is a bit of help:

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Is this the thread where pretend Aggies are allowed sympathy by compassionate Texans..?

 

6 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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This came in handy after all.

This might help with online classwork credits... (I'll check in my case anyway)...

It is so weird when the Ags get so bent out of shape about how arrogant we are. There is no place more bombastic and full of hubris and self-satisfied superiority than A&M. I am not saying we don't have some of that BS going on over in Bellmont but damn. But I guess self-awareness has never been a strength of theirs.

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5 hours ago, Machinator said:

They are really grasping for straws, here.

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That's funny... I bumped into a random TCU fan this past week on vacation while wearing a UT hat who said  "You got yourself a great A.D.". My reply was "Yes, and we thank you for him."

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6 hours ago, Machinator said:

They are really grasping for straws, here.

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Haha. Scott Woodward is probably the most arrogant AD in the nation. Keep making up stories aggy to make yourself feel better though. 

 

Only aggy would try to criticize CDC. Almost everyone in the industry considers Del Conte to be one of the best ADs in the country. 

 

The reply to the CDC post is quintessential aggy....don’t care if it’s true, as long as it fits their perverted narrative.

 

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

Well yeah. Obviously, superior Texans bemoan the quality of Texas football players and suck off the Deep South

Edited by Bevo14

I randomly bumped into the Bangor Box Boy Marching Band, they all agreed, "aggies suck".

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

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1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Going to be glorious...

Some ags are saying it could be some kind of a trap game for Clemson (sandwiched between powerhouses Furman and Georgia Southern). As if they don't want to go in dry on an SEC team to get the ESPN "wow these guys are actually legit" bump that entails.

 

Thing is Clemson's offense should be pretty good too if they figure out the offensive line. They return their starting QB, top 3 RBs, starting TE, plus a roster full of good/talented WRs. 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Yet that doesnt matter to some of them and they know in their heart they are going to win.  Like Jimbo did last year when Clemson wasnt as good on the line and FSU had MUCH better players.

It's science. 

"As if they don't want to go in dry ", like I did with your mom, last night.

24 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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LOL every response has Jimbo winning the national championship. amazing. 

The coaches must fit into those 5 statements. By process of elimination it has to be Jimbo, ya stupid sip.

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6 hours ago, Eddyline said:

Going to be glorious...

I’m going to get quite a thrill watching Clemson thrash aggy.

8 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Lol. Holy crap. Potential for GOAT defense. Jumbo got this one aggy. 

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 
 

I’m sorry but I’m not seeing the jimbo effect factored in.

Goddammit you stupid sips just don't get it. I guess I have to spell it out for you. 

All 4 of Clemson's starting DL are going to be drafted in the first round. That means that all 4 of them are leaving after this season

Guess who the Ags play next season in their second game? Yup, the team with four new starters on the DL. 

Advantage: aggy

 

 

Our 12th choice for Baseball coach?  The one who won the conference and went to the CWS? Damn, their coach must have legit skins on the wall. 

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6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They passed us? Well good for them.

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

2 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Our 12th choice for Baseball coach?  The one who won the conference and went to the CWS? Damn, their coach must have legit skins on the wall. 

That entire post is insane fantasy land. How we are supposed to leave them alone for good when we all live side by side in the same state is also a little unclear.

1 minute ago, skipperj said:

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

I just...there is so much rage and hate and made up garbage in that post I just do not really know how to address it. I mean if he really despises me that much for my ass sitting in a classroom a few miles to west of him then I don't know...I just feel bad for somebody that crazy. I mean it is just a sports rivalry man, we are just different schools in Texas. I have seen political partisans less full of insanity than that guy.

So yeah. I hope he is happy and can move on with his life.

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