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19 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

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You're focused on, and noticing the guy?

 

NTTAWWT

But dayum, my first boner since August. 

A day of schadenfreude and meat pimp's mom: a surly tale

9 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You're focused on, and noticing the guy?

 

NTTAWWT

But dayum, my first boner since August. 

Silicone detection is strong

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I can't decide if the meat-judging king has a satisfied, post-coitus smirk here after taking her behind the barn or if he knows blondie is a sure thing later.

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Every last one of you 20-something, surly pervs would hit either or both of these aggy blondes.

Points to Meat Pimp

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20 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You're focused on, and noticing the guy?

 

NTTAWWT

But dayum, my first boner since August. 

You may want to get that checked out.

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Pic must have been taken in the winter. I approve

So the sport of Meat Judging leads to threesomes with your own parents?

NTTAWWT /nojudgment 

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Mom and dad definitely have pineapples on their front porch. That dude films more dudes banging his wife than Jimbo.

21 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

You may want to get that checked out.

Nah, short of popsicle sticks and super glue its a lost cause due to old testicular injuries old age.

34 minutes ago, pch said:

Silicone detection is strong

Yep, but I wouldn't care if it was Play-Doh.

Need to put a cut down pool noodle or something on moms nose cuz that thing is defiantly sharp enough to be a hazard...

This thread is getting a little weird but I can't stop laughing.

 

50 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Every last one of you 20-something, surly pervs would hit either or both of these aggy blondes.

Points to Meat Pimp

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The younger chick hugging mom at the lake beach appears to have a pleasant fanny. If anybody wants to go sorting through her insta.  
 

also; does the guy just have perpetual meat judgey face or what?

49 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Mom and dad definitely have pineapples on their front porch. That dude films more dudes banging his wife than Jimbo.

That is meat pimps mom and her man friend not his pops

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The younger chick hugging mom at the lake beach appears to have a pleasant fanny. If anybody wants to go sorting through her insta.  
 

also; does the guy just have perpetual meat judgey face or what?

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The old open letter:

 

411 Views | 7 Replies | Last: 2 min ago by Player To Be Named Later

BestAg
4:57p

AG


Shemar, Aggieland knows you're mulling a one-more year vs NFL decision. All Ags will support whatever you decide, but this thread is posted to give you more to think about on the stay option.

You know the glory years are the collegiate years, the glory at A&M is like no other, and you have one more with texas coming to Kyle next year. No doubt you will lead and dominate in that game.

There is no better defensive coach than coach Elko. You will be the centerpiece of the Ags defense next year, and then you will be even better prepared for the NFL.

Then Texas A&M will take care of you after the NFL.

All Ags are hoping you stay one more year!
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2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The old open letter:

 

411 Views | 7 Replies | Last: 2 min ago by Player To Be Named Later

BestAg
4:57p

AG


Shemar, Aggieland knows you're mulling a one-more year vs NFL decision. All Ags will support whatever you decide, but this thread is posted to give you more to think about on the stay option.

You know the glory years are the collegiate years, the glory at A&M is like no other, and you have one more with texas coming to Kyle next year. No doubt you will lead and dominate in that game.

There is no better defensive coach than coach Elko. You will be the centerpiece of the Ags defense next year, and then you will be even better prepared for the NFL.

Then Texas A&M will take care of you after the NFL.

All Ags are hoping you stay one more year!
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Shemar … name or preferred pronoun?

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Shemar … name or preferred pronoun?

well it is better than dick puncher.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

x,x,x,x,3,x,^x,x,x,1,2,x

But don't hold me to that.

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

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25 minutes ago, F250 said:

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This guy's commitment to that smirk is cracking me up.

4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

This guy's commitment to that smirk is cracking me up.

 

Wtf is going on in here? Need more intel on that rack 

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4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

This guy's commitment to that smirk is cracking me up.

Who wouldn’t smirk if raised on those knockers?

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Who wouldn’t smirk if raised on those knockers?

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She had A's until his NIL Meat Judging payments came in.

10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

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Which came first…the thumbs up or the Hook’m Horns hand sign?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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That is what you are focusing on? Damn man. All that time to zoom in and that is what you provide us?

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Wtf is going on in here? 

Little bit of pedophilia, little bit of meat judging, little bit of silicone engineering...so guessing a slow Wednesday night in college station

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is what you are focusing on? Damn man. All that time to zoom in and that is what you provide us?

Are you happy now?

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3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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I'd lick them and you know you would to. We all would.

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Deckard B-263-54, enhance 

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Deckard B-263-54, enhance 

 

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1 minute ago, Horn117 said:

 

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Make a hard copy 

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