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On 3/20/2019 at 7:00 AM, irishtexan said:


This dude doesn’t fuck

Definitely should be on a mass shooters watchlist.

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On 3/20/2019 at 1:00 AM, irishtexan said:


This dude doesn’t fuck

But he does make sock accounts and respond to his own facebook posts.

19 minutes ago, ABSR said:

But he does make sock accounts and respond to his own facebook posts.

what a fucking loser

Just now, futureman said:

what a fucking loser

I know, right?  good post, futureman

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I’ll take “How a chola can anger her white boyfriend named Lewis” for $500 Alex.

An Arby's curly fry and beef n cheddar can really hit the spot.

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28 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

An Arby's curly fry and beef n cheddar can really hit the spot.

The original 5 for 5 was great. When you got 5 full size roast beef sandwiches. Not that little shit they sell now for $1. Which can be finished in 2 bites. I always loved their curly fries, too.

Went to the "soft" opening of the knockouts in Addison. It was alright, not as many thick ass latinas as NW Hwy. I bet the one in mesquite will be on point with that shit. I will report back when it opens

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

Went to the "soft" opening of the one in Addison. It was alright, not as many thick ass latinas as NW Hwy. I bet the one in mesquite will be on point with that shit. I will report back when it opens

Which part of Northwest Hwy?

It is the old mambo seafood location. Next to humperdinks

55 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Went to the "soft" opening of the knockouts in Addison. It was alright, not as many thick ass latinas as NW Hwy. I bet the one in mesquite will be on point with that shit. I will report back when it opens

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

There's a news story that goes with this, but the picture is really all you need. Even the dopey people of Facebook land are trying to make fun of it, though none of the comments are particularly Surly-worthy.

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7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There's a news story that goes with this, but the picture is really all you need. Even the dopey people of Facebook land are trying to make fun of it, though none of the comments are particularly Surly-worthy.

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For Fuck's sake. Come on!

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I guess I’d be cool with her upsizing her meal or ordering that dessert before we head back to her place.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Finish the food and go smash. Who gives a shit

6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Went to the "soft" opening of the knockouts in Addison. It was alright, not as many thick ass latinas as NW Hwy. I bet the one in mesquite will be on point with that shit. I will report back when it opens

Mesquite will be chock full of EDT and Villeans 

This one sounds like it has potential at first, but then you realize the joke goes into "overkill" mode like two comments in.

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On 3/16/2019 at 6:46 PM, RollLeft said:

It was all good until she spoke.  Wow, limp inducing voice.

Don’t care, still would.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fool said 1st date, ain’t like you tryin to  wife a hoe. Start ordering shots and get her goin.. gonna be a good night, just don’t fuck it up 

Which part of Northwest Hwy?


The Tejano, strip club section.
48 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Fool said 1st date, ain’t like you tryin to  wife a hoe. Start ordering shots and get her goin.. gonna be a good night, just don’t fuck it up 

Yep.  That’s fun town 

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Buy 3 shots to loosen things up and tell her no enchiladas. Would easily score pooper with her.
Nah it's in between the strip club areas


Got you. Need to rename it debauchery highway. I’ve gotten into tons of trouble in that area back in the day. Trouble meaning fun with dirty women.
6 hours ago, retsevlys said:

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Let me get this straight: no low balls? 

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