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11 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

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On 5/22/2019 at 7:29 AM, Homesickhorn said:


Nah, he just deletes them. Why he hasn’t deleted me yet I have no idea. I’m pretty sure he just likes the fact that someone other than himself responds to his witty banter and perfect insight.

He will delete you soon. Mackolm and another member used to troll him back in the day. He ended up deleting both of us. 

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.
Denver is a high desert town that masquerades as a mountain town. If you want to live in the mountains live in the fucking mountains.
58 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:
Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

Denver is a high desert town that masquerades as a mountain town. If you want to live in the mountains live in the fucking mountains.

It is.  But you can see the mountains from Denver.  And they are a short drive away.

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I visited my cousins in Denver last April. I loved it there. They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver. And they don't make a shitload of money.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver.

Gross!

1 minute ago, Terry Silver said:

Ask him if he's a virgin.

Dude, we don't want him shooting people up in our state, let him take that shit to Littleton.  

Send him a dick pick.

No can do. Even if I panned out, it would still take about seven or eight pics to capture it in its entirety.

Squeeze vagina tickle tea bag

Well suck my asshair and tongue punch a biscuit. 

I like Denver. Let’s not shit on the place just because Justin is a douche knock.
Yep. I'd live there.
On 5/21/2019 at 9:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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That's gold.

 

On another note, I hate people who get double digit rep on one post.  That's bullshit.  

Well lock up my pisser and poop on a hooker. 

On 5/20/2019 at 3:34 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Spoilers are your friend

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Spoilers are your friend

Sounds more like spoilers are your friend. 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I visited my cousins in Denver last April. I loved it there. They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver. And they don't make a shitload of money.

If they live close to the airport they don't live in Denver.

3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 5/21/2019 at 11:42 AM, GotThatFire said:
Denver is a shithole unless you have deep pockets 

False.

False.

9 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

False.

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

Maybe you consider Colfax nice?

I really don’t care man

Nope missing the little white guy. Then it would be zepol kingkoopa and Vic

That missing cat is bathing in someone's milk.

9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

Chewbacca my girlfiend’s and I’s combined household income is about 9 times the poverty line and I can confidently say that Denver is a shithole in comparison to Austin. The housing market is absolutely atrocious for what you get and where. Period.

 

There is more white trash (I’m white) in a major city than I’ve ever seen. Justin belongs here. Hipsters >>>> Whiskey Tango.

 

 

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Holy shit that sounds like a lot of work.
If they live close to the airport they don't live in Denver.

No shit, if they live near the Denver airport they live in Kansas

I lived in Denver from 88-92 and I loved it. For grins I looked up my old house and it now has a tax value almost 5 times what I sold it for.

I guess Al-D of the mighty SUC is now the pussy whisperer 

 

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Chewbacca my girlfiend’s and I’s combined household income is about 9 times the poverty line and I can confidently say that Denver is a shithole in comparison to Austin. The housing market is absolutely atrocious for what you get and where. Period.
 
There is more white trash (I’m white) in a major city than I’ve ever seen. Justin belongs here. Hipsters >>>> Whiskey Tango.
 
 
Feel free to leave, then. You won't be missed.

 

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3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What the fuck

No, it's more like:  WHAT.  THE.  FUCK?!?

 

You know what’s delicious?  Make yourself a hard-shell taco just how you like it. Then spread a thin layer of refried beans on a soft shell and wrap it around your hard-shell. Cuts down on the damn mess, too. 
Taco bell already does that. Congrats

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