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Could you ask her to go into a little more detail about her last message?  My interest is piqued.  

I took some mean shits after Cesar's tacos one night. Almost felt like crying

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Figured I'd look at the man messaging her, Jessie Quesada. Got to say, this pic is gold lulz

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 I would wear that piece and chain to a cottonmouth Kings or Cypresshill concert back in the day 

On 6/16/2019 at 12:22 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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That was because the real Paul had Clarence's back.  John and the fake Paul kicked Clarence out.

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I took some mean shits after Cesar's tacos one night. Almost felt like crying


The one off Davis?

Nah the one that was off Illinois and Cockrell Hill by Mountain View

On 6/18/2019 at 8:46 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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All the fucking time.

 

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:

You didn't do shit yesterday.

You haven't done shit today.

You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.

Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?

1 hour ago, slorch said:

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:

You didn't do shit yesterday.

You haven't done shit today.

You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.

Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?

Sounds like the CR.

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:
You didn't do shit yesterday.
You haven't done shit today.
You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.
Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?

Do that. And post the reactions here.
4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Do that. And post the reactions here.

Yeah, I don't really engage people like that on FB, whereas I will face to face or if I'm shooting the shit with someone.

I do like FB for staying in touch with family and seeing how people's kids are doing or where they went on vacation.  Seems like here lately though, it's the most miserable fucks constantly harping on the optimism and happy-happy shit.  They keep making the same idiotic life decisions, but they will not own why their situation never changes.

It's like all the smiley faces they used to plaster all over Wal-mart, and seemingly 90% of the employees in there were a cunthair from losing their fucking mind.

43 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yeah, I don't really engage people like that on FB, whereas I will face to face or if I'm shooting the shit with someone.

I do like FB for staying in touch with family and seeing how people's kids are doing or where they went on vacation.  Seems like here lately though, it's the most miserable fucks constantly harping on the optimism and happy-happy shit.  They keep making the same idiotic life decisions, but they will not own why their situation never changes.

It's like all the smiley faces they used to plaster all over Wal-mart, and seemingly 90% of the employees in there were a cunthair from losing their fucking mind.

I love how every stay at home mom who's peddling some pyramid scheme product has become fucking Socrates overnight.  

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3 hours ago, slorch said:

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:

You didn't do shit yesterday.

You haven't done shit today.

You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.

Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?

Thoughts and prayers!

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:
You didn't do shit yesterday.
You haven't done shit today.
You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.
Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?
1 Like = 1 Prayer
5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Reads like the rants mother goes into after her third bottle of chardonay.

Fify... Sorry

not the worst thing even in this thread, but spoilered because it would not go well for some workplaces

 

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22 hours ago, slorch said:

If it wouldn't alienate half of my alleged FB frends and family, I would love to reply to the folks who just repeatedly post the feel-good horseshit but are constantly bitching and down in the mouth about life:

You didn't do shit yesterday.

You haven't done shit today.

You aren't gonna do shit tomorrow.

Are you just expecting God to miracle your ass to prosperity and happiness?

Alex, what is yes.

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So this dipshit is building a bomb? Cause that’s what I gathered from this. 

1 hour ago, llanoflash said:

So this dipshit is building a bomb? Cause that’s what I gathered from this. 

My initial thought as well.  Radio Shack's failure may have saved lives.

What movie was that where the detective yells back something like, "He could build that bomb with a high school physics book and a trip to Radio Shack?"  

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Double Dribble, Metroid, and Punch Out.

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Double Dribble, Metroid, and Punch Out.

Nah son...

 

CONTRA....and then idk.. metroid and ninja

Mike Tyson’s Punch out(fuck mr.dream or whatever), Metroid, Contra(w/ Konami code)

 

Honorable mention to DD, Zelda & not-listed Tecmo Bowl

 

 

Also it’s amazing how great Metroid and Super Metroid were... I can still play those today. Same with a Link to the Past

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