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7 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Y'all can share the celebrity tales, but how about the local young teenage girl in every HS across the country who went to a party where everyone else was hooking up except for her so she went to the refrigerator and took out the (carrot, cucumber, kielbasa...whatever the most common phallic item was in the area) and got caught masturbating with it. And in some twists, it got stuck inside of her and she had to go to the ER to have it removed

Her dad totally caught her and made her eat it, dude. My cousin's sister's Amazon delivery guy knew the concession stand guy that sold her the hot dog. 

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