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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook


Vic Mackey

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WTF with the dude in the red jacket?  Is he 14 or 44?  I honestly have no fucking idea how old people are anymore.  My buddy's new fiance, I've known her for years now.  I honestly thought she was 50+.  Turns out she just had her 40th birthday party.  

For the obvious reasons, I would try my best to avoid physical violence in public.  But if it came to blows with that guy in the red jacket, and I somehow beat his ass...I'd turn to people in there, "Hey, not bad, right?  I still got it in middle age."  Then some crying mother would be like, "He's just a sophomore, you monster.  I'm calling the police!"  

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