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On 10/29/2024 at 10:23 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Just don't run into my ankles you fucking cunts.

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp. Don't need you DIY dipshits running around with a thousand pounds of shit you don't know how to use.

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17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

It is good to have the proper items ready to go when disposing of the dead hooker's body.  Although I would suggest purchasing the needed materials from different locations as to not arouse suspicion.

3 minutes ago, ScottS said:

It is good to have the proper items ready to go when disposing of the dead hooker's body.  Although I would suggest purchasing the needed materials from different locations as to not arouse suspicion.

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

Use the dead girls credit card
5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

8 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Use the dead girls credit card

This is a brilliant suggestion.  For maximum effect, turn toward the security camera and smile when you’re checking out using her credit card. 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

no quick lime?...

 

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah dawg I don't live in the fucking woods. 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
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And I don't feel bad at all. Get the fuck off the road if you can't drive properly

 

18 hours ago, futureman said:

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

Nah 

 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The fridge sticking out so far from the left side cabinet/oven and not opening to the right drives me crazy. 

7 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

The fridge sticking out so far from the left side cabinet/oven and not opening to the right drives me crazy. 

Plus it’s obviously a 70’s fridge.

 

On 10/30/2024 at 10:43 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Plus his ex is literally a bitch. 

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45 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Isn't that just the Guadalupe/Brazos/San Marcos/Pedernales?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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It's called the Golden Nugget Lake Charles. Even includes fat drunk guy in the pic.

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