Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Doesn't really fit this thread, but I thought this is where it'd be most appreciated:

[elfenix 34161]

that's some steelshank worthy ingenuity right there

[futureman 22382]

a good steamed bun greatly enhances the dog. 

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

[deft 6768]

But what did it look like before consumption?

[DougO 5238]

Saw this on the fecebook and figured it belonged in here.

 

 

[MissingInAction 24746]

That meal fucks.

[deft 6768]

Needs cholula. Bleeding heart or something.

[tfoolry 8171]

I’d eat it right now doused with Cholola on it. 

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

Jesus, Martha

[drifter379 1106]

I’ve stumbled across a gold mine. A group of truck drivers that cook meals in their trucks.

For my first post I present


“Dinner for hubby and me
Cut steak mashed potatoes with gravy and salad”

[Trey3216 15321]

Gahhhhh

[MissingInAction 24746]

I am really glad that image isn't showing up for me.... I'll refresh the page and ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

The salad is fucked up but I'd eat the rest with bread so I could sop up gravy. It looks ugly but tasty. I like presentation but some shit just tastes good no matter how it looks.

[elfenix 34161]

would you like some lettuce with your dressing?

[Trey3216 15321]

5 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

The salad is fucked up but I'd eat the rest with bread so I could sop up gravy. It looks ugly but tasty. I like presentation but some shit just tastes good no matter how it looks.

I mean, it looks like it could definitely be edible, if not tasty (no doubt a sodium filled mess).  But having that ‘salet’ doused in brown gravy is an absolute no-go 

[demos 2983]

would you like some lettuce with your dressing?

No. Just put the ranch straight into my veins. (Along with that gravy).

[Vic Mackey 46856]

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

would you like some lettuce with your dressing?

Salet! I love salets with a few pieces of lettuce and drenched in ranch, shredded cheese and croutons. This was a Victoria special.

[MissingInAction 24746]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Salet! I love salets with a few pieces of lettuce and drenched in ranch, shredded cheese and croutons. This was a Victoria special.

#levels

[Kennythetiger 9325]

On 2/14/2020 at 11:07 AM, DougO said:

Saw this on the fecebook and figured it belonged in here.

 

 

I'd marry that girl.

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

That looks like something Chef Boy-R-Dee's dog threw up.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8795]

Love perogies but just butter on mine please

[burns_312 353]

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[elfenix 34161]

i'd be cool with white people not being allowed to make any decisions about anything for the next millenium after whateverthefuck that is

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 minutes ago, burns_312 said:

 

[Brisketexan 104226]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

I guess you don't like kiwi fruit then.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I guess you don't like kiwi fruit then.

Not when paired with olives, ham, peas, and vomit, no.

[Sbbruin 21690]

43 minutes ago, burns_312 said:

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Is there squid in there?

[Sbbruin 21690]

On 2/19/2020 at 1:44 PM, MissingInAction said:

#levels

[DalTxHornFan 3074]

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Is there squid in there?

Oysters, sadly.

[Parliament 14086]

I'd eat it just to say I did.

[elfenix 34161]

30 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I'd eat it just to say I did.

i'd tell the truth and say i didn't.

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

that has to be a bit.  no fucking way anyone ate that

[purplepride95 6890]

[Steamboat1874 4028]

10 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

At least they took the time to de-vein the shrimp.

At least I think that is shrimp.

 

 

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

At least they took the time to de-vein the shrimp.

At least I think that is shrimp.

What, you've never seen deep-fried and powdered-sugar coated fortune cookies before?

[elfenix 34161]

those aren't frozen?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 2/25/2020 at 7:53 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

that has to be a bit.  no fucking way anyone ate that

i've eaten far worse i assure you...

[futureman 22382]

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i've eaten far worse i assure you...

where'd you meet her?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

where'd you meet her?

South Austin...

[purplepride95 6890]

[DonnyKerabatsos 86]

fried eggs are over cooked.

potatoes look real.

bacon skills need some work.

[Js1 84995]

I've eaten worse for breakfast 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I've eaten worse for breakfast 

in South Austin...

[Player 4575]

fried eggs are over cooked.
potatoes look real.
bacon skills need some work.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

On 2/20/2020 at 1:42 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Love perogies but just butter on mine please

Same, but paprika gravy is good once in a while too. Not sure that would belong on this thread though.

That Great Green Gelatin Goo Blob is all wrong because who puts green kiwis next to green olives when the Spam should have been placed between them for contrast?

 

[futureman 22382]

3 hours ago, Player said:

 

you think those are grits?  is that what you're saying?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2721]

Same, but paprika gravy is good once in a while too. Not sure that would belong on this thread though.
That Great Green Gelatin Goo Blob is all wrong because who puts green kiwis next to green olives when the Spam should have been placed between them for contrast?
 

Well clearly they are savages.

[drifter379 1106]