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Diaz hitting 3 homers in two days was too much for Dusty

Click- we are aggressive blah blah blah. 
Reading between the lines talking about roster balance you can tell he thinks we have too many starters. 
said Meyers is 100% but isn’t me tally back and ready to air it out- working with Pettis on the arm but said 3 times he is a special CF and runs down balls Click doesn’t believe anyone can get to- seemed pretty high on him still. 
said Lance looked really good last time out and they just want to keep hearing everything feels normal because normal is a special pitcher.  

said he tries to avoid talking to Dusty about anything bc he’s a mouth breathing moron and just wished Crane would let him fire Dusty and bring back AJ. 

 

I might have completely made up that last paragraph when he was talking about Dusty. 
 

Y'all keep talking shit about Odo

You see that STL?  You see that Minny. Get your bids in now during the B1 and we will shut him down. He can be yours today!

Fucking trash ass mariners. They should be put down. I hope their streak goes another 20 years with no playoffs. 

That was intentional. You could see from the behind home plate he released it towards Altuve.

Fuck you bitch.

Thanks for the base runner, cunt

 

The ultimate revenge.  I was about to say send Yuli to avoid the DP.

Edited by runthebone

27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Click- we are aggressive blah blah blah. 
Reading between the lines talking about roster balance you can tell he thinks we have too many starters. 
said Meyers is 100% but isn’t me tally back and ready to air it out- working with Pettis on the arm but said 3 times he is a special CF and runs down balls Click doesn’t believe anyone can get to- seemed pretty high on him still. 
said Lance looked really good last time out and they just want to keep hearing everything feels normal because normal is a special pitcher.  

said he tries to avoid talking to Dusty about anything bc he’s a mouth breathing moron and just wished Crane would let him fire Dusty and bring back AJ. 

 

I might have completely made up that last paragraph when he was talking about Dusty. 
 

No, I heard that last part too.

Tucker's career splits are crazy.

March/April - .644

May - .901

June - .928

July - .720

August - .931

September - .897

Just tell Kyle today is really August 1st.

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You see that STL?  You see that Minny. Get your bids in now during the B1 and we will shut him down. He can be yours today!

I'd take Donovan for Odorizzi.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Tucker's career splits are crazy.

March/April - .644

May - .901

June - .928

July - .720

August - .931

September - .897

Just tell Kyle today is really August 1st.

Getting an early start. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I'd take Donovan for Odorizzi.

I couldn’t even begin to form an educated opinion on what I’d like to see coming back beyond this- give me 2 or 3 high beta 19 year olds that will likely never make the league but have some sort of high ceiling that you can dream on. 

McClanahan has given up 3 earned runs in 3 IP so far today. Verlander is now leading the AL in ERA.

This serves those fucksticks right. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes M’s. Thanks for waking us up. 

22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That was intentional. You could see from the behind home plate he released it towards Altuve.

Fuck you bitch.

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. Servais is bitchboy.

 

I think we're gonna see both bullpens running on the field at some point today.

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7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Meyers is special, all right. 

Young- hasn’t played a lot in his career, major injury, no spring training, injury sapping his ability to throw and hit for power. 
you aren’t a scrub when you have the kind of power to the big part of the ballpark he showed last year- and like I said- he really really went out of his way to praise his defense. 
call this year a cluster fuck, option him back to the minors when we get reinforcements bat wise in the next 3 days, and then see what you have next year in spring training, bc yeah- it’s not going to happen this year. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

I'm so mad about that Altuve plunking I can't even pay attention to the game since. Credit to the Astros players for just balling out. 

He was probably trying to hit Yuli too, so the umps would issue warnings and the Astros couldn't retaliate

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Young- hasn’t played a lot in his career, major injury, no spring training, injury sapping his ability to throw and hit for power. 
you aren’t a scrub when you have the kind of power to the big part of the ballpark he showed last year- and like I said- he really really went out of his way to praise his defense. 
call this year a cluster fuck, option him back to the minors when we get reinforcements bat wise in the next 3 days, and then see what you have next year in spring training, bc yeah- it’s not going to happen this year. 

I knew you'd rush to his defense. And I believe at least most of what you say about Meyers is true, or is likely to be. The question thus is maybe more "when" than "if." I just don't think we're going to get that much positive out of him in the short term, given the shoulder issue and all. I'd rather have a veteran in that spot while our title window is wide open. I think that even includes Dubon. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Just now, dr99 said:

He was probably trying to hit Yuli too, so the umps would issue warnings and the Astros couldn't retaliate

Were warnings issued?

I still say go get a bat to threaten Gurriel the rest of the season. It seems the threat that he will be benched as lit a fire under his ass.

Really good base running so far today

Edited by TonyTexas

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I still say go get a bat to threaten Gurriel the rest of the season. It seems the threat that he will be benched as lit a fire under his ass.

That and hitting in front of Yordan has helped 

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Young- hasn’t played a lot in his career, major injury, no spring training, injury sapping his ability to throw and hit for power. 
you aren’t a scrub when you have the kind of power to the big part of the ballpark he showed last year- and like I said- he really really went out of his way to praise his defense. 
call this year a cluster fuck, option him back to the minors when we get reinforcements bat wise in the next 3 days, and then see what you have next year in spring training, bc yeah- it’s not going to happen this year. 

Nope. Meyers's offense is completely dependent on an astronomically unsustainable BAbip.

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Were warnings issued?

Nope.

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