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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I know. I'm being difficult because we lost.

So other than Diaz for Machete, who should have hit for Meyers or Bannon?

Hensley probably should have hit for Bannon. As bad as he’s been he’s probably better than Bannon. 
meyers got to hit for himself. 
 

once again , maldy was up in the most important spot of the game. Seems to happen all the time. 
 

my podcast co host Andrew texted me- it’s like when you are through with your GF or a roommate and everything they do drives you nuts. You know that’s when the relationship has run it’s course. 
 

Not everyone feels that way I guess. Maybe when we get to 0 for 60 and Diaz is still 12-0 when catching and it’s June 15th? 

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24 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Come on dude. My comment was specific to the 8th inning. You run Meyers, Brannon and Machete up there down 2 you basically gave up

Quit being stupid

It’s weird that he sent Abreu out there down 2 runs if he was really punting on the game. And Montero. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Hensley probably should have hit for Bannon.


put down the crack pipe !!


put down the crack pipe !!
He should have and i hate him.

Bannon shouldn't even be in our system lol
12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


put down the crack pipe !!

Bannon had an OPS of 599 at Sugar land. I’m pretty sure Hensley is a much better hitter than him regardless of how bad he’s going. If he’s not a better option than Bannon right now he should be sent down until he unfucks himself. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

He should have and i hate him.

Brannon shouldn't even be in our system lol

Every bit of this. Why is that guy taking a spot on the 40? Didn’t he get DFA by Cincinnati or some other shit team?

29 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bannon had an OPS of 599 at Sugar land. I’m pretty sure Hensley is a much better hitter than him regardless of how bad he’s going. If he’s not a better option than Bannon right now he should be sent down until he unfucks himself. 

Wouldn't some other hitter at Sugarland have been a better call-up? I don't track such things closely, but it's hard to imagine Bannon was the best option. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We need to get healthy. And not play Maldonado 80% of the time. But if we were healthy even that wouldn’t particularly matter. 
 

machete is only a thing when everybody else is healthy. 

that is not our current situation. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Hensley probably should have hit for Bannon. As bad as he’s been he’s probably better than Bannon. 
meyers got to hit for himself. 
 

once again , maldy was up in the most important spot of the game. Seems to happen all the time. 
 

my podcast co host Andrew texted me- it’s like when you are through with your GF or a roommate and everything they do drives you nuts. You know that’s when the relationship has run it’s course. 
 

Not everyone feels that way I guess. Maybe when we get to 0 for 60 and Diaz is still 12-0 when catching and it’s June 15th? 

sounds like good news for my hb roy bet. 

7 hours ago, Rip76 said:

F’ing Apple TV again?

Looks like it’s radio time.

Take the two month free trial and enjoy Ted Lasso.

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Phillies are playing good. We need to show up tomorrow 

Did Javier do anything good the last time he faced off against the Phillies?

33 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Valdez, the ace, is 2-3 with a 2.54 ERA.  Sad face.

If he keeps that era and keeps going 7 every time out he’s going to finish about 20-7. Just lousy lineup right now that’s getting ready to get a lot better. 

Framber is fine.  Generally the pitching is fine.  While we are missing regular starters our offense is going to be more volatile and inconsistent.

This isn't news.

I am not built to grind over much of anything so I am unfamiliar with the way many on this thread go about their day to day fandom.  And that's..........ok.

Good luck fuckers

What’s the weather gotta be to actually have the roof open? 72-75 with no wind?

Roof closed today. I guess 70 degrees and partly cloudy isn’t perfect enough.

I get the wind is a bitch today, but it’s blowing in from left, Javier is a fly ball pitcher and we ain’t exactly murderers row with the long ball, soooo open the damn roof!

Chas and Uncle Mike are just around the corner, huge roster improvement 

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Chas and Uncle Mike are just around the corner, huge roster improvement 

Uncle mike has a 570 ops in AAA. No extra base hits. Would like to see that change or he w d Abreu can be the slappy brothers. 

5 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Valdez, the ace, is 2-3 with a 2.54 ERA.  Sad face.

Valdez, the ace, is picking up right where he left off last year with 5 straight quality starts* thus providing an almost-impossible-to-quantify boost to his team by practically guaranteeing the bullpen will have to cover no more than 3 innings every 5th game and guaranteeing the offense is never more than one swing of the bat away from a lead while he’s on the mound.

 

* - would have been a QS in all 6 of his starts if Dusty hadn’t decided to pull him after 5 scoreless innings on opening day with his pitch count at 85.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Uncle mike has a 570 ops in AAA. No extra base hits. Would like to see that change or he w d Abreu can be the slappy brothers. 


death by a 1000 slaps !

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Per his Instagram story, Blummer is back this afternoon. Thoughts and prayers. Credit to him for taking care of his family. 

You can see the sadness in his eyes. It looks like he has been doing some heavy duty crying.

Lulz.  And no one thought that was a hit but you Kalas

Horrible run given up. Javier has just lost it this inning

108.7 off the bat for Tucker...

Lets try to stop giving up doubles every AB

Rk Name Year Age G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB OPS+
1 Yuli Gurriel 2023 39 13 48 45 5 13 1 0 2 5 1 0 3 6 .289 .333 .444 .778 20 2 0 0 0 0 114
2 José Abreu 2023 36 26 112 107 7 26 4 0 0 11 0 0 4 26 .243 .277 .280 .557 30 2 1 0 0 1 57

 

 

Rk Name Year Age G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB OPS+
1 Christian Vázquez 2023 32 19 69 61 9 16 3 0 0 4 0 0 8 17 .262 .348 .312 .659 19 1 0 0 0 0 89
2 Martín Maldonado 2023 36 19 66 59 4 8 1 0 1 3 0 0 6 18 .136 .215 .203 .419 12 3 0 1 0 0 1

 

good choices?

I hope we drill Castellanos cause he is a fucking douche

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