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4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'll take Trevor Bauer if Dusty makes him throw 9 innings every game he starts.

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Id just sign Keuchel and lose all his starts before Bauer

I will be at the game today. If Abreu hits a homer I will buy his jersey

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Yeah Brantley and Chas can quit dicking around in AAA....they are ready so lets fucking go.  


we don’t need them playing every day. Get them up here 

Abreu needs some days off too 


 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The future is now!

 


I’m very ok with Diaz and Lee. Maybe berryhill or price can be somE prime trade bait or get moved to 1st 

I don't know where the stuff about his defense came from last year when he was in the minors.  I bought it, but he'll be fine behind the plate.  It's going to be weird as shit having a catcher who can hit.

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I don't know where the stuff about his defense came from last year when he was in the minors.  I bought it, but he'll be fine behind the plate.  It's going to be weird as shit having a catcher who can hit.


that arm is no joke 

So we traded a mlb starting CF for Maton and Diaz. Indians are still are winning that trade by just a little 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

So we traded a mlb starting CF for Maton and Diaz. Indians are still are winning that trade by just a little 

Myles is basically Chas 

And a catcher who can hit is worth his weight in gold.

25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'll take Trevor Bauer if Dusty makes him throw 9 innings every game he starts.

I'd take Jake Odorizzi back if he demanded to throw to Diaz.

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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1.6 runs for San Fran. SO- good news- last night they beat us 0.4-0.  That feels much better. 

So Dusty can cuss out our scoreboard operator but can’t get off his fat ass to yell at an ump? 
 

Fire him yesterday 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So we traded a mlb starting CF for Maton and Diaz. Indians are still are winning that trade by just a little 

What?  Statistically, Chas is basically Barry Bonds at the plate compared to Straw the last two seasons.  Hell, even Jake Meyers has better numbers than Straw.

Diaz looks good enough defensively…and Fangraphs gave him a 50-grade “fielding” tool in the preseason (he was their 80th overall prospect), which is average. He’s fine defensively.

14 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So Dusty can cuss out our scoreboard operator

What did I miss?  Scoreboard operator is my boy 

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So we traded a mlb starting CF for Maton and Diaz. Indians are still are winning that trade by just a little 

wut?  No they aren't. 

Oh and just to cover all bases.....If Hensley hits a homer today I will not buy his jersey

What would happen if two lefties hit back to back?  Something terrible, apparently--even worse than having Abreu in between.

If Dana wants Diaz to play more, he’s going to have to trade Maldonado.

4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

If Dana wants Diaz to play more, he’s going to have to trade Maldonado.

I hear straw is available 

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What would happen if two lefties hit back to back?  Something terrible, apparently--even worse than having Abreu in between.

Apocalypse

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Hot take Wednesday is heating up.

We are consistently shitting the bed. As it should. 
 

also #daygame

6 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

If Dana wants Diaz to play more, he’s going to have to trade Maldonado.

…or replace the manager.

7 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

If Dana wants Diaz to play more, he’s going to have to trade Maldonado.

 

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18 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 

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How’d that money hall season work out ?

how’d the Red Sox without money ball ?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How’d that money hall season work out ?

how’d the Red Sox without money ball ?

Peter Quill dropped a mad bomb to break the Yankees’ winning streak record. 
I believe Hatteberg had more total bases than Peña for the rest of that season (?), which helped the A’s make the playoffs. Astros will need better analytics to determine how much of a batting discount is Maldonado’s defense worth. 

43 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 

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Dammit! Beat me to it 

I just  came here to post this 

 

 

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Altuve ring day 

People walking in, turning around and trying to sell rings 

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How’d that money hall season work out ?

how’d the Red Sox without money ball ?

His shit doesn't work in the playoffs.  Moose out front should have told you.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

His shit doesn't work in the playoffs.  Moose out front should have told you.


It’ll all be  out the window when they hit Vegas……Let’s give a 49 yo verlander 50mil / year !!!!

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


It’ll all be  out the window when they hit Vegas……Let’s give a 49 yo verlander 50mil / year !!!!

Their owner is still going to be a tight ass.  He will just be making more money off the club.

Note for y’all : the new team store in center field is stocked with some damn nice stuff. They’ve picked up their purchasing game. 

Next time any of you chucklefucks doubt my baseball knowledge know this- I have the #1 rated Astros Podcast in Pakistan.  2% of my listening audience lives in Pakistan.  Let that marinate for a minute or 2.  

Also- the UK is checking in.  Another 2% of my listening audience lives there.  People say this show is big in the UK.  Really brings on a heavy responsibility knowing all my international fans are counting on that content creation.  

On a serious note- the internet is pretty cool.  

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Next time any of you chucklefucks doubt my baseball knowledge know this- I have the #1 rated Astros Podcast in Pakistan.  2% of my listening audience lives in Pakistan.  Let that marinate for a minute or 2.  

Also- the UK is checking in.  Another 2% of my listening audience lives there.  People say this show is big in the UK.  Really brings on a heavy responsibility knowing all my international fans are counting on that content creation.  

On a serious note- the internet is pretty cool.  


Im going to find out if cia prisons in Pakistan are using your podcast to torture prisoners !


Im going to find out if cia prisons in Pakistan are using your podcast to torture prisoners !
I figured they were using the long windedness to learn english

Wulaw Horn has number 1 Astros podcast in all of Kazakhstan.

Wulaw Horn has number 1 Astros podcast in all of Kazakhstan.
Very niiiice

Dude i am standing right in line with that hit....that bounce was amazing

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