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Are we ever going to win a game again at MMP? Unreal

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Whoa, thank you Oakland and Tampa for making sure this shitshow didn't hurt as much as it could've.

Maybe let's not suck tomorrow, yeah?

25 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Snell throws 103 pitches in 6 innings...has some kind of 3-ball count again and again...and escapes with just 3 walks and 2 runs. We not only don't make him pay for being under 60 percent on strikes, we fan 8 times. He's really good, but you have to punish an ace when he's having control trouble. 

Then again, it's sort of moot if your own staff is getting curbstomped.

Umm. This is snell’s season in a nutshell.

Take a look at who the NL leader is in walks and ERA

But yeah, frustrating the offense we just saw in Arlington couldn’t crack that nut

Edited by UTexasFight
Sorry just re-read the post about only drawing 3 walks. Yeah. Annoying. Diaz swung at 2 ball 4’s when we still had a chance to get back in this before his hard lineout to short. But who knows if Maldy would have hit next if he had walked

League leader in walks and we swing at every pitch in the dirt.  Brown blows, his balls are way out of zone and strikes are fat. 

Would have been nice to gain a game on everyone tonight. I hate being thankful that others lose. But another game closer to the finish line. Would like to have a 4 or 5 game lead when we go to Seattle.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Umm. This is snell’s season in a nutshell.

Take a look at who the NL leader is in walks and ERA

But yeah, frustrating the offense we just saw in Arlington couldn’t crack that nut

Snell's stuff of course has always been elite. We showed good patience, but when he did throw it over the plate we couldn't hit it. Add a little bad luck, such as on the Diaz liner, and that's all she wrote. Hopefully tomorrow ends better. 

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 guys going 0-4, we need to do better tomorrow 

Got fat and happy off Rangers horrible pitching and thinking it was the new normal. Now it's back to reality.

28 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hunter brown needs to be in the bullpen come playoff time. He’s been horrible. 

Rookie fatigue has to be a factor. 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

So I'm going to the game tomorrow with a 2 and 4 year old. I don't expect them to make it past the 4th inning, but does anyone have any advice or suggestions on things for the kids to do? Should we get there early to let them "run the bases"? Any "Kid Zone" type places we should check out? 

Unfortunately there is no kid zone at mmp. Run the bases is after the game has ended.

I accept blame for last night's performance.  I took a MILF out on a date.  Like the Stros, I underperformed.  Shame!

Today will be better.  Astros reclaim MMP.

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Rookie fatigue has to be a factor. 

Baseball players are pussies. 25 years old and pitches once a week, rarely if ever touches 100 pitches and fatigued? Give me a fucking break. Man the fuck up. 

8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Baseball players are pussies. 25 years old and pitches once a week, rarely if ever touches 100 pitches and fatigued? Give me a fucking break. Man the fuck up. 

I'm sure some of y'all already saw this. That team is soft and this dumbass saying that publicly is an indictment of their manager and the leaders in the clubhouse. 

 

54 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'm sure some of y'all already saw this. That team is soft and this dumbass saying that publicly is an indictment of their manager and the leaders in the clubhouse. 

 

The SeaUsRise hashtag at the end was a nice touch 

Every lineup card is just a fucking troll job. WTF?

I’m watching Mets v Twins and Cohen / Darling we’re talking about the George Kirby comments.  Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.  That’s not how I remember his days in Houston at all.  Dude was always hurt and seemed to take days off at a very high rate.

17 hours ago, txduck87 said:

Are we ever going to win a game again at MMP? Unreal

 

Time for covid restrictions to come back to MLB. All remaining games must be played at Globe Life Field.  😂

Edited by n64ra

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No Way Wtf GIF by Harlem

Pretty sure that was my exact facial expression. I remember in 2019 when fan frustration was high he had a quote along the lines of “If I’m not 100% I’m not playing.”. 50% < 100% I do believe.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

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Maybe Chas eats because he's sad when he doesn't get to play?

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

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When we have to play in the first round or miss the playoffs entirely, remember how frequently the manager refused to play his best players. 

Seattle scores 3 in the top of the 1st

52 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m watching Mets v Twins and Cohen / Darling we’re talking about the George Kirby comments.  Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.  That’s not how I remember his days in Houston at all.  Dude was always hurt and seemed to take days off at a very high rate.

You’re not wrong and that was my issue with him too-  yeah you’re great, elite even; but not if you aren’t on the field. 
 

That being said, he has 2 forever passes with me and I cannot hate him: 1) being the face of the Astros during the bullshit and 2) Joe Kelly bomb

Don’t show Chas.

Fortunately, with him and Diaz out of the lineup, the odds of getting 3 runs is much lower.

 

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Edited by UTexasFight
It’s too bad they chose tucker’s stance instead of Chas’

Rays have cut the lead to 4-3

Luke Weaver probably didn't want to go out there another inning

4-4 tie rays/Ms

Dumbass 3B with an error that is making the 8th shaky.

1st and 3rd 2out

Saucedo wishes he wasn't out there for the 9th tbh

2 hours ago, slorch said:

You’re not wrong and that was my issue with him too-  yeah you’re great, elite even; but not if you aren’t on the field. 
 

That being said, he has 2 forever passes with me and I cannot hate him: 1) being the face of the Astros during the bullshit and 2) Joe Kelly bomb

He’s good in my book as well.  I just found it funny how his past injury history is now being swept under the rug.

Hammerin' Yordan!!  apparently

And Javier gives it right back

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