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Just now, Slacks said:

Today is April.  I am going to go ahead and start the normal April birchassedness before anybody else can....

Omg, these guys can't bat for shit and all need to be traded or just cut!!! The had to be better bats in Sugarland!!I!

And now the usual Slacks response...

Damn, man... Chill out it's fn APRIL! Y'all do this shit every season in APRIL and then in September it's, "got damn we have the greatest offensive lineup of all time!!!"

Just ride month one out and let's see what July looks like.

 

Ok. I got that out of our system, right?

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5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

And now the usual Slacks response...

Damn, man... Chill out it's fn APRIL! Y'all do this shit every season in APRIL and then in September it's, "got damn we have the greatest offensive lineup of all time!!!"

Just ride month one out and let's see what July looks like.

 

Ok. I got that out of our system, right?

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Today is April.  I am going to go ahead and start the normal April birchassedness before anybody else can....
Omg, these guys can't bat for shit and all need to be traded or just cut!!! The had to be better bats in Sugarland!!I!


No just Meyers
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9 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Altuve needs to show these guys how to hit the crawford boxes.

"First wait for a pitch 6 inches over your head..."

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