Dallas v NY Giants Game 1

[Mileslong 4709]

Is Maria Taylor transitioning?

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

14 minutes ago, slorch said:

My very first NFL game was '85 Bears 44, my beloved Cowboys 0.

I can't recall such a thorough asswhipping like this one in one half of football in the NFL.

geeze.

There was a Super Bowl, actually a couple of them, that had similar halves. Washington over denver, Dallas over Buffalo, San Fran over San Diego . Not sure how those broke down by half, but we’re at least a quarter of domination. And we that metric, New England vs Atlanta too. 

[fellside 1073]

This is some Texas-Rice type stuff.

[deadshank 24648]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean no reason to push with 1:24 left? A fumble sack or INT give them life.

I would not mind seeing them tortured a bit. 

[Tired Horn 734]

Daniel Jones really looks worth that investment, doesn't he?

Hopefully it's just that our defense really is this awesome.

[Horn80 6054]

4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Is Maria Taylor transitioning?

She should just wear a shower curtain.

[Hermanator 6863]

Dak with 50% completions looking very inconsistent in the first half. If the defense and special teams weren't completely dominating this would be more glaring but he has to pick it up if they want to beat the Niners and eagles

[Captain Ron 12770]

14 minutes ago, deadshank said:

NYG DBs swan-posing on incomplete passes while down 26-aught. 
 

Yes.  It’s all about you, dipshit. 

[Nicole44 22016]

7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Is Maria Taylor transitioning?

She’s pregnant. She announced last month. She had been trying for three years. 
 

Daniel Jones is terrible. Which is great. Giants will be a sweep. 

[Horn80 6054]

Daboll looks like he drank a few shots during halftime.

[lilMAC25 3776]

Why run Turpin when you have Deuce?

[Mileslong 4709]

NYG DBs swan-posing on incomplete passes while down 26-aught. 
 
Yes.  It’s all about you, dipshit. 
Why not?

This never gets old

[Drew 2322]

Dak with 50% completions looking very inconsistent in the first half. If the defense and special teams weren't completely dominating this would be more glaring but he has to pick it up if they want to beat the Niners and eagles

They’ve barely played. He looks off. In the first game. In the rain. When they haven’t played the entire preseason. Plus a few drops. That’s a bit misleading with so few attempts.


Also these TEs are going to be the death of us.

2 flat drops of hood passes. And one touch TD catch that was dropped. They can’t keep doing that.

[SpiralOut 1808]

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.

[Horn80 6054]

Time to pull starters?

[deadshank 24648]

NYG. WOOF!  Just an awful opener.  

[Captain Ron 12770]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.

I knew they weren’t good. But I’m thinking they are shittier than even I expected. 

[deadshank 24648]

Jones looks like he’s burning in an alcohol fire every time he drops back to pass and Cowboys chasing him. 

[Captain Ron 12770]

Geez, could the cowboys have more sacks than the Giants have receptions?

[cmontexas 3237]

The NYPD told Daboll to take the hat off  

[animaltobacco11 107]

You don't often see 40+-0 in the NFL

[Vic Mackey 46856]

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.

They weren't any good last year either. But they got to play Cousins in the playoffs and we know how it goes when Cousins plays in big games. Daniel Jones is a fucking spare

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

A spare thats going to take like 100 million from nyg

[deadshank 24648]

NYG 93 high-step foot stomping and chest pounding after making a garden variety tackle assist.  What a maroon. 

[Tired Horn 734]

Maybe it's just me. I mean, I'm pleased to see Dallas win, but I'd rather see them not play a corpse on opening day.

 

[Horn80 6054]

Damn, what the fuck are the Giants coaches drinking at halftime?

[Drew 2322]

Dak definitely off. Wet ball don’t help. But he’s been off a bit

[deadshank 24648]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Damn, what the fuck are the Giants coaches drinking at halftime?

They were updating their resumes. 

[Horn80 6054]

Just now, deadshank said:

They were updating their resumes. 

With an entire bottle of gin.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

6 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Maybe it's just me. I mean, I'm pleased to see Dallas win, but I'd rather see them not play a corpse on opening day.

 

Im fine with it. Rack up a W and get ready for week 2

[SurlyBDR 22518]

[kevwun 15572]

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Seems fair, they are going to get him killed. 

[Braff Zacklin 13361]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Probably explains why his coaches are trying to get him killed with these playcalls. Maybe they see that as their only hope.

[Augustus 3061]

My God, the commercials.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems fair, they are going to get him killed. 

Why are Dak and Pollard playing in the 4th quarter of a 33 point route?

dumb...

[SpiralOut 1808]

Like DJones isn't good, but that Giants O-line is putrid.  Dallas D is all over him every single play.

[Captain Obvious 516]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Sucks for Daboll.  Overachieved in year 1, made Jones look competent as a qb, and now is stuck with him.

[Braff Zacklin 13361]

Just now, slorch said:

Why are Dak and Pollard playing in the 4th quarter of a 33 point route?

dumb...

Agreed. Should be time to cut the Deuce loose.

[DougO 5238]

That's our secret weapon, LOL.

[Drew 2322]

fucking drops man

[Surly Bevo 24686]

7 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Daniel Jones wishes.

[Captain Obvious 516]

Yeah...not sure the they think Dallas fans would be happy to see Tyron Smith back in the game.  Starters should have been pulled by now.,

[Drew 2322]

Drops again.

[kevwun 15572]

Smith for damn sure doesn't need to be in the game.

[Horn80 6054]

Cowboys ever beat Giants this bad before?

[Augustus 3061]

Wow.

Didn't think had a chance.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Sit everyone 

[Hermanator 6863]

Get Pollard the fuck out of this game

[Drew 2322]

40 -0. Offense scored 27 in 3 quarters.

I mean tell me the offense sucks.