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2 minutes ago, orange dream said:

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Lincoln Riley’s belly tat would go great with that haircut.

Dia De Los Muertos, indeed.

LOL. 

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In March, they signed the oft-injured Jimmy Garoppolo -- McDaniels' former pupil in New England -- to a three-year, $72.75 million free agent contract. Shortly after signing with Las Vegas, Garoppolo underwent left foot surgery that caused him to miss all of the Raiders' offseason on-field program and be on a "pitch count" in training camp.

Garoppolo has missed 2½ games this season due to a concussion and back injury and leads the NFL in interceptions with nine. He is coming off one of the worst statistical games of his career in Detroit.

 

Tom Brady is so good at football that he got Josh McDaniels 2 NFL head coaching gigs.

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Tom Brady is so good at football that he got Josh McDaniels 2 NFL head coaching gigs.

Tina Fey Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Forever Oakland. Won't call them the Las Vegas Raiders.
I still call the Chargers the San Diego Chargers.
LOL. 
J. Garoppolo 10/21 126 0 1

In March, they signed the oft-injured Jimmy Garoppolo -- McDaniels' former pupil in New England -- to a three-year, $72.75 million free agent contract. Shortly after signing with Las Vegas, Garoppolo underwent left foot surgery that caused him to miss all of the Raiders' offseason on-field program and be on a "pitch count" in training camp.

Garoppolo has missed 2½ games this season due to a concussion and back injury and leads the NFL in interceptions with nine. He is coming off one of the worst statistical games of his career in Detroit.

 
He's a scrub who was protected by SF defense and run game. He's terrible if you actually need him to make plays in crunch time. See the 2019 Super Bowl and 2021 NFC championship game. He won a playoff game against Green Bay with his offense scoring a few field goals. He's as bad as Jamarcus Russell except he has a noodle arm
I still call the Chargers the San Diego Chargers.

I still call Washington the Redskins. My Comanche and Kiowa genes say it’s ok because Commanders is such a weaselly name.
 
He's a scrub who was protected by SF defense and run game. He's terrible if you actually need him to make plays in crunch time. See the 2019 Super Bowl and 2021 NFC championship game. He won a playoff game against Green Bay with his offense scoring a few field goals. He's as bad as Jamarcus Russell except he has a noodle arm

J’Marcus had a noodle brain, enhanced with that lean.
40 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 ...He's as bad as Jamarcus Russell except he has a noodle arm

But at least he watches the tapes.

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

But at least he watches the tapes.

He's a coach on the field

 

There is no way that's true.  Mark Davis does not seem like he would possess the faculties to make that sort of joke.  

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you just dial up P.F. Chang’s and order specific language for a fortune cookie?

If you own an NFL team, you have one of your people do it.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

If that is true, mark Davis is a fucking bad ass

47 minutes ago, pops said:

If that is true, mark Davis is a fucking bad ass

Adding to this.  Amazingly, this is his girlfriend:

Blonde with Raiders' Mark Davis identified as Hayden Hopkins

10 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Adding to this.  Amazingly, this is his girlfriend:

Blonde with Raiders' Mark Davis identified as Hayden Hopkins

* I believe "girlfriend experience" is the preferred nomenclature.

14 hours ago, Plorant said:

Adding to this.  Amazingly, this is his girlfriend:

Blonde with Raiders' Mark Davis identified as Hayden Hopkins


Amazingly? He’s rich and her talent is taking selfies. 

19 hours ago, Tex Long said:

But at least he watches the tapes.

Porn don't count.

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