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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I thought after 2022, they were going to go on a heck of run.  In reality it was just that a whole bunch of dudes had their career year at the same time.

Just like 2017

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Where does Alex Bregman rank amongst 3rd basemen in MLB?

.189 AVG (last)
.268 OBP (2nd last)
.252 SLG (last)
.520 OPS (last)
1 HR (T-last)
11 RBIs (T-last)

(minimum 97 AB)

 

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Where does Alex Bregman rank amongst 3rd basemen in MLB?

.189 AVG (last)
.268 OBP (2nd last)
.252 SLG (last)
.520 OPS (last)
1 HR (T-last)
11 RBIs (T-last)

(minimum 97 AB)

 

sucks the worst GIF

Now do infield popups smart guy.  Huh? He leads the world in those!

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Now do infield popups smart guy.  Huh? He leads the world in those!

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I'm not mad.  I'm just... disappointed.

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12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

0-7 vs the Yankees never thought I would see this day #fml

Almost warrants an avatar change.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Almost warrants an avatar change.

Yeah that was what I was considering....

It’s one thing to have a Roger Dorn, on the team, but a whole clubhouse full of them? Damn,  I’m now told to believe this team just got sick and tired of winning.spacer.png

It’ll be too little, too late ….
 
It's very likely too little too late, but this dugout could use LMJ's attitude right now. If they get buried in the H this year, so be it. But they need to go down swinging.

such sad depressing stats up and down this lineup

Fram Javi JV in Detroit. If we don’t take 2/3+ sell the team to that bitch from Major League 

Who just called 790 with inside scoop ??

astors are trading for aj hinch very soon. JV for Hinch 

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I was just looking at yesterday's box score.  In the first 6 innings, Astro pitching gave up 10 hits and 5 walks.  So 15 baserunners in 6 innings. 

 

The four special release caps today run a little big. I went one size down. You get two free pins too. 

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Off center H bugs the shit out of me

25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Off center H bugs the shit out of me

Yep.  Not a fan.  As far as this afternoon, the last thing I want to see is a first inning solo HR by Tucker.

Meyers really must have fucked Espada's wife for something.  Motherfucker can't start 3 games in a row even with success and hitting the ball hard.  

26 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Yep.  Not a fan.  As far as this afternoon, the last thing I want to see is a first inning solo HR by Tucker.

Noted 

53 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Off center H bugs the shit out of me


when there’s a space shuttle beside it

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You don’t even have to wait for after singleton touches it, the bat flip will tell you.

Damnit. Had a chance to blow it wide open there. Tucker swung at Ball 4 to K with bases juiced.

2 singles and a double that inning and no runs. 

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

There’s really nothing unsustainable about the hitter Singleton has been since he got everyday run.  An 870 ops in May which would be badass for a cheap 6 hole hitter who plays a passable 1B.  Plus he’s fun to watch.  Dude absolutely crushes the ball.

And why the fuck is he batting 6th?  There is absolutely no reason for that.

Bases loaded with one out and runner on 3rd with no outs the last two innings and we don't score.  I'm sure it's fine though.

Damn little league park

Does Stroman exist on the outside corner with his shitty ass pitching style by the good grace of the umpires? Half these strikes called aren’t really hittable.

Challenge something that we are gonna lose one way or another....Captain Brainiac over there

Wtf are we doing.

 

If we blow this, add “stupid early game challenge” to the list of dumb ways we’ve found to lose games this year .

Damn i haven't been that fired up for a double play in the 5th inning of a game probably ever

When j saw Stanton’s laser yesterday was 119.9 I was wondering if anyone had ever had one harder

 

Nope.  Arrighetti can claim allowing the hardest hit ball ever recorded 

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