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Chris Farley Biopic starring Paul Walter Hauser


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This could actually be pretty good given Farley's crazy life with copious amounts of hookers and blow.

Farley Biopic 

Paul Walter Hauser is probably best known for playing Richard Jewell in the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name, and winning an Emmy and Golden Globe for mini-series Black Bird.

Also, an erstwhile rapper...bad but, I assume, intentionally funny.

 

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47 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably the only guy that could play Farley, so they’re off to a good start. 

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

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43 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Please don't suck.

 

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes, please don’t. I was heartbroken when Chris Farley died. His story deserves a quality film.

Lorne Michael is producing so I think he'll do him justice.

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

"I'm sorry, you're just too attractive for this role" doesn't seem like the most difficult rejection to lay on the poor ugly bastard.

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4 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Thread title should've been

Olaf directs Chris Farley biopic starring Sting Ray from Cobra Kai. 

Well, la-di-da 

*Squints*  

I can't see so good, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

 

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On 4/14/2024 at 4:26 AM, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

He was great in I Tonya

 

On 4/14/2024 at 7:18 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Thread title should've been

Olaf directs Chris Farley biopic starring Sting Ray from Cobra Kai. 

He was basically the exact same character in both of those. 

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On 4/13/2024 at 4:44 PM, DixonHur said:

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

 

Lorne Michael is producing so I think he'll do him justice.

Most of the Lorne Michaels movies have been absolute dogshit. 

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On 4/13/2024 at 1:07 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably the only guy that could play Farley, so they’re off to a good start. 

 

On 4/13/2024 at 1:57 PM, aggie08 said:

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

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