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3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

my lovely wife's been teaching yoga for 24 years (still does despite a real full-time job) and a few weeks back i asked to help me get started doing some yoga for 30 mins each morning. 

w:  "great!  but i need to have some idea of what you want to accomplish in order to come up with a routine"

me:  "baby, honestly, i'm good with whatever you can came up with that'll allow me to suck my own dick ."

w: ...

me:. "wat..."

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Posted
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's all make guesses.   

 

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He’s going to implement his ‘Dumbass things you see on Facebook’ plan to satisfy the Rubes. 

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45 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My Fellow Americans, if you haven't gotten your Trump Bible yet, well shame on you, BUT I'm here with an exciting new offer.

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I've personally invented this wonderful kitchen tool. People are saying it's the best slicing and dicing tool ever. I don't know, but that sounds pretty good. They wanted me to sell this for $300, but I told them no and fired them. We can ship these babies, free shipping by the way, nobody does that, but what can I say. I love this country. So, we can get one of these, I don't know, maybe buy two, anyway, the Trump Veg-O-Matic will arrive at your house in time for Christmas for $199.99!

Any of you kids out there still believe in Santa? Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

[stage manager: And we're out!]

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RFK for sure used AI to complete his assignment. 
 

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Susie Wiles is arguably the most perfect presidential chief of staff in modern American history. She is the first female to occupy that position, but more importantly she is a leader who combines deftness, kindness, and compassion with a maternal toughness and discipline that elevates the entire White House apparatus.

Her impeccable judgment, moral center, intuitive understanding of the President’s intentions, and her ability to translate his vision into concrete policy have earned her universal trust and respect of the cabinet, which, consequently, functions more as an unusually efficient family than as assemblage of competing rivals.

Her mastery of politics, her encyclopedic command of every issue and policy, and her ability to instantly grasp the heart of every problem rival anyone with whom I’ve ever worked. Susie—like President Trump—understands how to wield power with purpose.

 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, I guess all these white people here, myself included, should be happy to pack up our shit and get sent back to Europe, huh?

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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39 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

He’s going to implement his ‘Dumbass things you see on Facebook’ plan to satisfy the Rubes. 

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The first time I saw that list it showed up on the fax machine.

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5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Her style is impetuous, her defense is impregnable, she's just ferocious. 

Sir, are you talking about Susie Wiles or did you feed ChatGPT a prompt about NY Giant great Lawrence Taylor?  

 

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15 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Her style is impetuous, her defense is impregnable, she's just ferocious. 

She wants your heart! She wants to eat his children! All praise to Allah!

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3 minutes ago, Derka said:

seriously, there’s basically no downside. do it.

The downside is the one semi sane person would get ejected from the deep deep inner circle. She has influence 

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Hey so….Harmeet this is a nice post and all but really we only needed this from cabinet level people and not AAGs. I don’t think Susie really knows you.  Good effort though, noted in your file. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

The downside is the one semi sane person would get ejected from the deep deep inner circle. She has influence 

No, it would be good if the machine shuts down because the competent are ejected. 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

The downside is the one semi sane person would get ejected from the deep deep inner circle. She has influence 

And that influence is benefitting the citizens of America how? It's clear she's had next to zero input or ability to prevent the orange shit bag from doing anything he, Miller, Musk et al want to do. She clutched her pearls while he dismantled USAID. And now she has the sadz. 

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She is a woman, ergo he does not give a wet weasel fuck what she ACTUALLY has to say/do in terms of advice or guidance or suggestions.  She is there to enable, stroke his ego, wipe the shit particles off the back of his balls when he makes messy messy in his big boy pants, and play the "wise" unfuckable woman in his orbit.  

How "sane" can one be to be the man's CoS?  She is a vile cunt.  I have no doubt.  

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