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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Michael Kern currently has the leg strength of Colt McCoy when he used to pooch punt. 

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

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They wouldve flagged the fuck out of us for that QB hit on Ewers.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Block someone?

Outside zone needs to be permanently banished from Sark’s play sheet against talented defenses.

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Kirby whines every play

He's a cunt.

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I was told earlier that was roughing the passer.

Herbie and Fowler are turning into Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist when it comes to sucking SEC dicks.

Just now, ztejas said:

Kern couldn't punt 50 yards on an empty field.

He can if he's 49 yards from their endzone.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm fairness, we just graduated in June 

 Maybe you were being literal and my brain is going full dumbass. Probably the latter

 

OK I meant AVERAGE high school level punter.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Knock the fuck out of that QB

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Shooting the reffs for not calling penalties on GA

Just now, crony said:

They wouldve flagged the fuck out of us for that QB hit on Ewers.

In this game, 100% unfortunately.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Neggggggg meeeeee

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Why even bother playing? Just have the defense not move. And the offense not snap the ball for the remainder of the time. This is completely fucking rigged.

You can feel they have all the momentum with their god damn backup
 
We need an earth shattering sack to get mo back
They will just call roughing the passer or offsides if we do

The run game is not looking so great when you have UGA's DLine. The second half script from the last two games is not going to work. 

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

The spark needs to come from the defense

knock this backup fucker out too.

17 minutes ago, F250 said:

I have kids in college and one in middle school and those Dr Pepper kids looked more middle school than college. But I admit I am pretty old.

 

I too am also old. I get called sir and unk a lot. Lol. Everyone looks like kids to me.

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Texas is still in this. The reffs fucking suck 

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Missed roughing the passer

Oh they didn't miss it. No intention of calling it. Payback for water bottles? 

I don’t see how this offense is gonna get in the end zone. It’s just running full speed in quick sand 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

His team already won today

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

6 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Bunch of D coordinators up in here, I see. 

Excuse me sir, but not only have I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before, I also have many boxes of Cracker Jacks under my belt ...

Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

It's beyond head scratching at how anyone with eyes can't see a fix is in. This is absurd

 

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

The sideways run made it worse. 2nd and long you can pop runs up the middle sometimes. 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

Drew’s been a whiny bitch since birth. Too bad the rain didn’t knock out the tv reception in his trailer. 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Our punter sucks. 

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Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Think he’s just an Aggie weirdo tbh

16 runs for 38 yards for our RBs and we averaged less than 2 YPC in the first matchup. Stop running the ball. Your interior guys are getting their asses whipped.

Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

it's rig job to protect Ga's seed.  Bonus is Texas doesn't win SEC.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

The fuck I was. But cool.  Guess I was wrong with them scoring a total of 6 god damn points in the first half. 
 

maybe you clowns should wake the fuck up and realize this team has issues. Especially offensively. Sark. qb. Penalties. 

I'm about ready to cunt punch these fucking officials! That was a roughing the passer 100% 

Know what?  Texas will take your no-calls and bs calls and win anyway.  

Fuck that. Start spearing the officials.
2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

God dn., we are a penalty machine. By the end of the game we'll have 15-265

Only because these penalties are being called with prejudice.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Not just being miserable but spreading it joyfully like syphilis.

Just now, hookem48 said:

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

Run up the field. With blocking.

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