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Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

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How was Joliet?

Oh, it was bad. On Thursday night they served a wicked pepper steak.

It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal pen.

Or that oatmeal in the Cook County slammer.
 

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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say?  Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

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