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Looking back at goddess' swing, that was such a great swing, the way the tracks the ball down all the way through and keeps his head down and through the swing is picture perfect, no hyperbole

I wonder if Fisher is going to get Wally Pipped. Can’t send Kemp down. Reddick is coming back soon. Are Jake and J.D. the victims?

 

 

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I wonder if Fishere is going to get Willie Pipped. Can’t send Kemp down. Reddick is coming back soon. Are Jake and J.D. the victims?

 

Can you get wally pipped if you're not that good to begin with? 

I chunk the deuce from the south and the north

Boys, talking down and boys wanna hate

I chunk the deuce from the south and the north...

....Boys talking down and boys wanna hate

I got them diamonds in mouth

 

#HTownPride

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


That’s the joke?
Willie Pipp was a poor man’s Wally?

Wally pip dead might be better than Derek Fisher alive

Good win, need to get the series tomorrow 

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Wally pip dead might be better than Derek Fisher alive

A corpse might strike out less than Jake

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Very nice win, great to see the bats so good against serious quality pitching. We have had virtually no games like that - seems that any game where we put up a crooked number is against a scrub. 

10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I wonder if Fisher is going to get Wally Pipped. Can’t send Kemp down. Reddick is coming back soon. Are Jake and J.D. the victims?

 

 

 

Hell, I was disappointed Kemp wasn't in the lineup last night, even though I understood why Hinch started the righties.

 

Until about 3 weeks ago, I never saw THAT feeling coming.  Kemp is earning himself a damned job.

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11 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

 

19 games...that puts us approximately at the time this happened:

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(1) I'm an idiot; (2) you're all welcome

17 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

19 games...that puts us approximately at the time this happened:

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(1) I'm an idiot; (2) you're all welcome

Will you see what you can do about Jake or Marwin?

12 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Looking back at goddess' swing, that was such a great swing, the way the tracks the ball down all the way through and keeps his head down and through the swing is picture perfect, no hyperbole

You know who had the perfect swing for the Astros? It's a shame he just can't make contact 80% of the time.

Chris Carter

1 hour ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

we’ll have horns/aggy and astros on this evening in the taproom at Great Heights. ya know, if you like beer and baseball.

I like beer and baseball.  Unfortunately I live 6,500 miles away so I don't think I'm going to make it.

2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Will you see what you can do about Jake or Marwin?

Our efforts in that area haven’t been as efffctive so far. But we’re still trying. 

2 hours ago, mycox said:

You know who had the perfect swing for the Astros? It's a shame he just can't make contact 80% of the time.

Chris Carter

I'm triggered 

we’ll have horns/aggy and astros on this evening in the taproom at Great Heights. ya know, if you like beer and baseball.

I like beer and baseball so much I woke up still drunk today. Ugh.
4 hours ago, mycox said:

You know who had the perfect swing for the Astros? It's a shame he just can't make contact 80% of the time.

Chris Carter

stop.

I mean just look at it. So effortless

 

And I was one of the few fans at that game

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remember when Springer and Singleton were the young bucks who gave hope...

 

that Altuve wasn't the only player worth a shit on the entire team.

so in the al east, the yankees are in first place, a half game back of the red sox.  that doesn't happen very often.

51 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so in the al east, the yankees are in first place, a half game back of the red sox.  that doesn't happen very often.

Kind of like in golf where if you have 20 guys tied at -5 they list them alphabetically... unless Tiger Woods is one of those at -5, then all of a sudden he gets to the top of the heap.

wife asks me at about 3:30...Hey do you think anybody from the Texas site might have free Astros tix tonight? we( she and my son) want to go.

 

me-  Yeah sure.  Folks are dying to give away tix to Saturday game with the Red Sox in town and Verlander on the hill tonight.  Are you fucking crazy?

 

She got pissed.  LOlz.

 

Don't care.  Still have beer and baseball tonight.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

wife asks me at about 3:30...Hey do you think anybody from the Texas site might have free Astros tix tonight? we( she and my son) want to go.

 

me-  Yeah sure.  Folks are dying to give away tix to Saturday game with the Red Sox in town and Verlander on the hill tonight.  Are you fucking crazy?

 

She got pissed.  LOlz.

 

Don't care.  Still have beer and baseball tonight.

There is another thread on the site better suited for this post.

the fox regional situation is fucking me in la.  can't get mlb.tv either.  anyone have a stream anywhere?

Fuck that fan for reaching out there and then grinning like, "Yeah, I have a right to the ball too."

 

Fuck you tool boy.  Keep your cap on your head.

Yeah, I've got the fucking women's US Open in McAllen. Watching on Fox Sports Go app.

the fox regional situation is fucking me in la.  can't get mlb.tv either.  anyone have a stream anywhere?

Try Reddit. Mlbstreams
7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Try Reddit. Mlbstreams

 

 

Been a godsend for me out here on the west coast

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But Jake will be Jake.  What in the ever living hell was that?

 

Back when I was a kid we called 'em "Strikeouts".

 

Now they call 'em "Jakes".

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