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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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  • wesleywest
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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

Astros are terrible in Tampa. Clearly it's the curse of Gerry Hunsicker.

Astros are terrible in Tampa. Clearly it's the curse of Gerry Hunsicker.

I hate having to play in this shithole stadium. When is MLB going to force them to move?

Why not bunt Springer over there?  Hinch is too smart for the rest of us. 

Would much rather had marwin pinch run and Springer pinch hit for stassi

But whatever

so by my math we've lost our last 4 games vs lefties.  can someone come on here and tell me how off base i am about us sucking vs lefties the last 3 years?

This series was a circus. A bear doing cool things...and lots of clowns. 

Seriously, that was an absolute embarrassment. Morton deserved way better. 

I’ll be back Tuesday evening to see how y’all have torn this team down for the rebuild.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ll be back Tuesday evening to see how y’all have torn this team down for the rebuild.

Bregman will have mucho trade value when he wins Player of the Month.  Think we’re stuck with that Verlander guy after his last two outings and huge contract. 

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as long as gattis still thinks today was june 31st and our next game is on june 33rd, i'm fine with it.

I know the All Star game is just a glorified popularity contest, but all you fucks who fuck around on here can take 2 minutes and vote for Alex Bregman

Pretty impossible for him to catch Jose Ramirez I think, but we can at least try.  

I know the All Star game is just a glorified popularity contest, but all you fucks who fuck around on here can take 2 minutes and vote for Alex Bregman
Pretty impossible for him to catch Jose Ramirez I think, but we can at least try.  

Call out obliged.

Got my 5 votes in for today.

Glad to be out of that dump of a ballpark. 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:


Call out obliged.

Got my 5 votes in for today.

I wrote in Max Stassi for C.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I wrote in Tony Kemp for OF lol 

Well that goes without saying.  I didn't think that needed to be mentioned.

I did let Trout take Marwin's AS spot though.

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Meh. Fuck that. Kemp springer reddick. Fuck trout

So does the Tampa series get us off the ‘The feast on weak ass teams’ deal?

2 hours ago, mbtex said:

Glad to be out of that dump of a ballpark. 

So fitting Blomez calls it home.  As stadiums go, it takes a mighty cut at it, but ends up falling down.

So going back to beginning of 2017, out of 18 chances, Astros have had pitcher or player of the month 6 times. Not bad. Not bad.

2017
Keuchel (April)
LMJ (May)
Correa (May)
Altuve (July)

2018
Verlander (May)
Bregman (June)

4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So going back to beginning of 2017, out of 18 chances, Astros have had pitcher or player of the month 6 times. Not bad. Not bad.

2017
Keuchel (April)
LMJ (May)
Correa (May)
Altuve (July)

2018
Verlander (May)
Bregman (June)

Springer and Morton both won November 2017.

 Got tickets for tonight's game. Me and the family down third base line, hoping to get on tv. All aboard the pain train, next stop: Arlington. Choo choo, bitches

On 7/1/2018 at 12:42 PM, Tommy Nobis said:


I hate having to play in this shithole stadium. When is MLB going to force them to move?

Thanks to those cocksuckers in Arlington, it's like a home stadium for us...

McCann to the DL with knee soreness....time to put him out to pasture

 

Tim Federowicz called up 

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The much-maligned Houston bullpen, by the way, has a 1.85 ERA since June 1, with 113 K's in 82⅔ innings.

 

Hit the ball. Make routine defensive plays. With this pitching staff, all that should add up to a resumption of our winning ways. Let it begin now. 

Hmm.  If that drags out for 2-3 months they have to think about giving Stubbs the call.  

Too bad about McCann.  Glad Stassi has stepped up this year.  Trade for a catcher now?

Too bad about McCann.  Glad Stassi has stepped up this year.  Trade for a catcher now?

Nope. Stassi and Federowicz will do do fine. Stubbs is having a good year in Fresno if needed. McCann will be back for the homestretch. If you trade for a catcher, what do you do when Brian comes back?

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