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What a bunch of cocksuckers. Team manta ray

 

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18 minutes ago, Texaus said:

What a bunch of cocksuckers. Team manta ray

 

your team lost, guy. 

Yeah, that's like that giant Hammerhead posted somewhere on here a while back.  Hate to see beautiful creatures meet their demise even if unintentional like that Hammerhead. 

Having said that, I believe Steve Irwin was payback.  

#3 (trying to spoiler for ded animals)

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Want to see how fast lave can move.  Don't bother running.  

Been posted?  

 

Pos rep, that's the literal visual manifestation of "Holy Shit"  

I can't gauge but that's gotta be 50mph+?  And the way it rotates around like a corkscrew makes it even more terrifying.  

Looks like a Patrick Mahomes spiral...

31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

They may wanna bug out there.

Uh fellas, it's a 10 mile river of 2,000 degree lava flowing at 50mph and the fire corkscrew is 30 feet in diameter.

(two guys in safety vests put on Bob Seger's 'Like a Rock' with no sense of Molten Irony)  "Nah man, we got this Chevy Silverado commercial to film."  

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That's a lot of earth vomit.

I hear it gets your hands really clean.

On 8/15/2020 at 11:33 AM, RPM said:

I hear it gets your hands really clean.

Tastes horrible, too. 

Pipe down, Ralphie.  

5 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

throw up team america GIF

what dollar amount would it take to make you floss with that hair right after it gets pulled?  full job, all top and bottom teeth. 

That is not real. Can’t be. Is there a doctor in the house

Oh then you guys are gonna love this:

 

About a year ago, I tweezed an ingrown hair out of my beard that if straightened was maybe 3/4" long (or 6 'Courics').  After a few drinks that night, I googled "long ingrown hairs" and this thing came up.  I thought it was fucked up, but then saw that I was the 40 millionth person to watch it.    I never gave it another thought after I watched it until Brothahorn's video a few posts above ours.  I think it's even more gross that it's so satisfying to watch.  

The worst part is I HAVE to watch it. What the hell is wrong with me?

15 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

The worst part is I HAVE to watch it. What the hell is wrong with me?

the human condition. 

Go to YouTube and type in "Urban Extractions"

That chick Jade has a bunch of videos with the above content

9 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Go to YouTube and type in "Urban Extractions"

That chick Jade has a bunch of videos with the above content

That explains her Chili. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I just puked. All over my new rug. Fuck all of you..

hey are you still banging your neighbor?

10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Nope. She has been MIA for weeks now.

Username-induced confusion.

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On 8/15/2020 at 7:24 AM, Lobo said:

And the way it rotates around like a corkscrew makes it even more terrifying.  

Yea because if you fall in, it can pull you under and that is what would eventually suffocate you to death. 

This is our main concern, dude.  The undertow

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea because if you fall in, it can pull you under and that is what would eventually suffocate you to death. 

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Powerlifter attempts 800# squat, fails, breaks both knees. Not ideal.

24 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

to click or not to click.....

don’t be a little bitch. 

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

to click or not to click.....

I clicked.  My knees hurt.  I love the scrawny little spotters on each side.  Like they were going to be able to do jack shit if he needed help.

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