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That's an AI image. LilShep made it on Roblox 
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54 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So in other words, this team needs more kid’s diseases and fake boobs?

If that is what it takes to get a quality start more than half the time from the back 3/5's of the rotation, yes, for the greater Astro good. 

lot of stress on framber and brown, we need their stars to be dam near perfect and deep into the game 

Yordan Alvarez's live BP session at the downtown ballpark is over and he planted one in the right field seats.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

7 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Last night the odds finally caught up with them as they have come behind in multiple games in this homestand,  used those mediocre middle relievers WAY TOO much because of the starters health issues, and things just broke wrong.  

The bigger question to me is why the fuck can Houston area pro athletes not heal in a somewhat normal time frame?

Arrighetti just went on the 15-day disabled listed two days ago with a target return date of mid July for the thumb he broke 8 weeks ago.  We all know the body count among starting pitchers, Alvarez "sore" hand, and the Kyle Tucker soap opera, but we also got last fall the season long "calf strain" for Christian Harris.

I guess if it is cancer, kid's diseases, heart transplants, and fake boobs the Houston medical community can't figure out what to do with it. 

Fake boobs best advancement mentioned. 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan Alvarez's live BP session at the downtown ballpark is over and he planted one in the right field seats.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

interdasting, so he still has a functioning hand?

36 minutes ago, Pablo said:

interdasting, so he still has a functioning hand?

Doubtful. AI deep fake. 

To be clear @Scraps went to Philly and went to get pizza. Smh. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Doubtful. AI deep fake. 

They getting everyone lately 

To be clear [mention=228]Scraps[/mention] went to Philly and went to get pizza. Smh. 
They getting everyone lately 
No i went to philly to get beer. Pizza is just a side.

Portnoy rated that joint over 9 which he rarely does

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

No i went to philly to get beer. Pizza is just a side.

Portnoy rated that joint over 9 which he rarely does
 

 

its good pizza 

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18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

No i went to philly to get beer. Pizza is just a side.

Portnoy rated that joint over 9 which he rarely does
 

Still not a cheesesteak 

so many sandwich shops in philly. it's sandwich heaven. a lot of them have a great cheese steak 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so many sandwich shops in philly. it's sandwich heaven. a lot of them have a great cheese steak 

Also start the wave there. It's my new thing 

This is our last series with them this year right?

Walker needs to call Framber off and go get that one

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Walker needs to call Framber off and go get that one

Correct

Not taking advantage (so far) of a “good Framber start”.

I can't see the game so...

Shay day


Wow Keuchel in 2015 last Astros starter to throw 9 and not get a CG

 

Mark Portugal, June 1991, last starter to pitch in to the 10th for the Astros.

that seems kinda crazy to me 

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Fuck extras

Why are we going to Hader with Framber at 83 pitches?

i get seeing him 4 times, but damn

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Ah, I don’t think about stupid Manfred ball

What a pitching performance by Framber, and Diaz getting hot is really needed.

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tip of the hat to framber, upping his trade value !!!!!

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