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14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Baseball is dumb.  

Mariners started celebrating the sweep a little too early. They've been less than stellar in the OF today.

Banged-up team that's now 40% minor-league replacements comes in on a week+ long losing streak after a brutal loss the night before. Ace pitcher can't deliver and leaves after 4 with the offense doing jack shit yet again. Staring down a 3-run deficit against an All-Star, ragtag group of misfits proceeds to score 11 straight unanswered.

It's either (i) the plot to a forgettable baseball flick featuring Dennis Quaid strictly in it for a paycheck, or (ii) just shit that happens in a 162-game season. 

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17 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

 

Mariners started celebrating the sweep a little too early. They've been less than stellar in the OF today.

Banged-up team that's now 40% minor-league replacements comes in on a week+ long losing streak after a brutal loss the night before. Ace pitcher can't deliver and leaves after 4 with the offense doing jack shit yet again. Staring down a 3-run deficit against an All-Star, ragtag group of misfits proceeds to score 11 straight unanswered.

It's either (i) the plot to a forgettable baseball flick featuring Dennis Quaid strictly in it for a paycheck, or (ii) just shit that happens in a 162-game season. 

baseball is a dumb sport

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, Espada burns Abreu in a 11-3 game.

I hear ya but when your starters only give you a combined 6.2 on Saturday and Sunday, you’re going to see some weird suit from the bullpen.

I started to say he should have gone to Neris for a third day in a row but when it’s 11-5 with 2 on, you’d have ended up going to Abreu anyway.

Stupid not to have gusto up and ready to give you two though.

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themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

Screenshot2025-07-21at13_03_37.thumb.jpeg.142ae73a6b4a565d8622d70a8bcfa5c5.jpeg

 

now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

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56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

Screenshot2025-07-21at13_03_37.thumb.jpeg.142ae73a6b4a565d8622d70a8bcfa5c5.jpeg

 

now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

I am unfortunately Slytherin, allegedly.  My kids and wife are all hufflepuffs. Which fits. they are all loyal and dullards. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

Screenshot2025-07-21at13_03_37.thumb.jpeg.142ae73a6b4a565d8622d70a8bcfa5c5.jpeg

 

now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

OK Boomer nerd

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Harry Potter night should have runs arbitrarily rewarded throughout the game based on offensive and defensive outcomes. Negative points for starting the wave, strikeouts, errors etc.

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1 minute ago, Ichabod said:

Harry Potter night should have runs arbitrarily rewarded throughout the game based on offensive and defensive outcomes. Negative points for starting the wave, strikeouts, errors etc.

And if a random double play happens to end an inning the game is automatically ended or something silly like that. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And if a random double play happens to end an inning the game is automatically ended or something silly like that. 

An Altuve TOOTBLAN automatically results in a loss. 

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